Access Denied: Humans Defective

Hey everyone! Check out this great new podcast Access Denied: Humans Defective!

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What Up Bizzo's!

Wow...I can't believe how freaking long its been since I have blogged. Facebook has become a serious addiction...and I don't know how to stop...at least it's not ghetto ass MySpace!

Merry Fucking Christmas!

Well fuck me....it's been a long long time. I just wanted to drop in and wish you all a very Merry Christmas or Hanukka....and a Happy New Year! I have a TON of bitching all saved up.....maybe I will blog again soon and vent my frustrations. I miss ya'll!

Seether Is Sexy!

Hey folks! Long time...is everyone still out there? I thought that my month plus hiatus was long enough.
I went to a Seether concert last night at The Vic with my girl Sarah, and had a blast! I fell in absolute love with Seether a couple months ago and they put on a fan-fucking-tastic concert. I kind of felt like I belonged more with the "mom" crowd there, you know, the parents that chaperon their younger kids and stay in the back. The average age was probably 20 so I wasn't too much of an ol' bag, but still...felt a bit old. Also, most of the fan base is grungy un-showered nastiness...so I was way over-clean for this event, I should have opted for the week long shower strike so I could be stinky enough to mosh with the "bad-ass" dudes in front of the stage.

This was the song I was most looking forward to hear, but wasn't played....

Will You Lick it???

This Welch's ad is running in People magazines and is really kind of inventive. I saw it and I was like, hmmm, gross...should I lick the paper to taste it? Then I was thinking that someone may have licked it before me, like my mailman...and I DO NOT want to spit swap with my mailman...no offence man, but you are rank! So, since it was sealed and I saw no sign of foul play, I peeled off the taste strip and stuck my tongue out....and....it tasted like rotten grape flavored taint! If that is what Welch's tastes like...I am all set!

Stupid Holiday!

One of the most ridiculous made-up holidays is being celebrated today. So Happy Valentine's Day ya'll!

Auto Show -- Mohawk!

Donovan LOVES cars...so we decided it would be fun to take him to the Chicago Auto Show last weekend. Well Donovan had great fun climbing into the cars and pretend driving! He LOVED showing off his new mohawk to everyone...and everyone loved his mohawk. Several random stangers even asked if they could take pictures of him.

Choke It Down Paris!

It's a slice of pizza Paris...not a cock...you can chew instead of trying to deep throat it!

Oops!

I consider myself a smart girl, I have common sense and I am fairly well educated. However, there are times that I just feel like a fuckard-moron that just fell off the short bus without a helmet on. Now, I am not completely to blame for this...well, I probably am, but I am so going to blame this one on the spell check function in my Outlook email.

I was sending a reply to a secretary at work the other day and this is what it was supposed to say....

Kathy,

I apoligize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. Blah blah blah blah....

Thanks,

Jenny

Now this is the actual email that got sent....

Kathy,

I apoligize for any incontinence this may have caused you. Blah blah blah blah....

Thanks,

Jenny

I was more than a little embarrased by the email, but still found it to be completely hilarious after I read and reread the email to all of my co-workers. At least I can laugh at myself...and the secretary didn't mind either...she knows I am not to blame for her incontinence!

Sweet Ass!

Some Catholics are upset by this advertisment that is running for a local Boston health club. I quite like it and I don't see the nuns complaining!