

Angry and Bitter - I do that well! My outlet for frustration is my blog! If you don't like it....fuck off!


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Jenny!
When:
5/24/2007
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The Food and Drug Administration on Tuesday approved the first birth control pill that completely eliminates a woman's monthly period. Taken daily, the pill, called Lybrel, continuously administers slightly lower doses of the same hormones in many standard birth control pills to constantly suppress menstruation. This will be the first and only oral contraceptive designed to be taken 365 days a year, allowing women to put their periods on hold. Studies showed Lybrel is as effective at preventing pregnancy as standard birth control pills and completely suppresses menstruation for many women within the first year, although some women experience sporadic bleeding. 
Blogged By:
Jenny!
When:
5/23/2007
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Special forces' got skillz...Belarus special forces soldiers demonstrate their ability to break concrete slates with their foreheads, at the opening of the the 4th international exhibition of arms and military hardware, the Milex 2007, in Minsk, Belarus. Are these guys fighting in Iraq...because they should be! Let a bunch of them loose in Taliban territory and I think we may be good to move out in a few weeks!
Blogged By:
Jenny!
When:
5/23/2007
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Blogged By:
Jenny!
When:
5/22/2007
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Friday night I went (finally) to see Wicked with my mom and aunt. It was absolutely amazing, there are no words to describe how awesome Wicked was! Maybe I will be cheesy and say (I am sure you've heard it before) that Wicked was wicked! We decided to go out to dinner before hand and my mom and aunt picked Bennigan's, now I like Bennigan's and all, but really out of all the places to eat in Chicago, we picked Bennigan's??? I was a bit disappointed, but nonetheless it was a great meal. Our waiter was dumber than my left pinky finger, but he was handsome so my mom and aunt decided that it was okay to flirt with him. I, however; was put off by his stupidity and he had the nerve to card me...um, I am with two old horny ladies, I think I am old enough to drink...thanks! It was a good time! 

(Dee Roscioli - Elphaba) 
Blogged By:
Jenny!
When:
5/21/2007
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Blogged By:
Jenny!
When:
5/18/2007
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Blogged By:
Jenny!
When:
5/18/2007
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Blogged By:
Jenny!
When:
5/18/2007
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Blogged By:
Jenny!
When:
5/18/2007
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Jenny!
When:
5/17/2007
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Blogged By:
Jenny!
When:
5/17/2007
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Blogged By:
Jenny!
When:
5/16/2007
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Blogged By:
Jenny!
When:
5/15/2007
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Blogged By:
Jenny!
When:
5/15/2007
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Blogged By:
Jenny!
When:
5/15/2007
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Don and Josue's new favorite show Heroes cast.
Blogged By:
Jenny!
When:
5/14/2007
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Blogged By:
Jenny!
When:
5/14/2007
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Blogged By:
Jenny!
When:
5/14/2007
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AMSTERDAM, Netherlands -- Dutch customs police turned a fake break into a real bust Friday when they stopped a woman trying to smuggle 3.3 pounds of cocaine into the country in a plaster cast on her leg. Police spokesman Rob Stenacker said the woman, whose name was not released, acted nervously while her passport was being checked and agents became suspicious about the thickness of the cast. "She had two different letters from a doctor about her leg, and both of them appeared fake," he said. A sniffer dog quickly indicated that the cast contained more than plaster. The woman was taken to hospital, where an X-ray revealed the drugs but no fractures. Stenacker said the woman, from the Latin American country of Suriname, was arrested and will face smuggling charges.

Blogged By:
Jenny!
When:
5/13/2007
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Jenny!
When:
5/11/2007
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Blogged By:
Jenny!
When:
5/11/2007
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Kris Van Assche waist pack, $356.
A 3.1 Phillip Lim buckled pouch, $300.
Blogged By:
Jenny!
When:
5/10/2007
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Blogged By:
Jenny!
When:
5/09/2007
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Blogged By:
Jenny!
When:
5/08/2007
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I like the hat because its a very artsy picture. Her lipstick matches the rose shade almost perfectly and she looks very sophisticated. I guess I like the picture more than the hat itself.
So, it's not the hat in this picture that grabbed my attention. It's Star Jones and her floppy weird looking boobs. I can't stop looking at them...gross! I also can't take my eyes off of her extremely long fingers and have this mental picture of her gripping Stedman's johnson (wait is Stedman Ophrah's man???)
This is a really ugly hat, however; worn by Jenny McCarthy it looks stunning. She is my favorite celebrity female of all time. I think she is the most gorgeous girl. She is very talented as well: Playboy Playmate (doesn't take talent, just a banging body and a great rack, which she has), a TV host (most fantastic show on MTV years ago), a writer (I think she has written two books) and actress (also doesn't take talent, just a Playboy membership in tow). But that's okay, because I will never stop loving her! I should put my Jenny McCarthy boner away now and move on!
She only wants me for my pimp juice! I'll let Nelly take this one...
"You actin like you never seen it befo' Like them country boys ain't got no dough Bitch please - GET OUT - but don't you slam that do' DUST YOUR SHOES OFF - befo' you touch that flo' Cause you wanna put your feet on my rug, don'tcha? You really wanna put your feet on my rug, don'tcha? You're in a hurry - SLOW DOWN - and I might letcha touch it You ain't from Russia, so bitch why you rushin'?"
"Pimp juice - oooooooooh-ooooooooh-hoooooooo I think I need to let it loose (might think I need to let it loose) Let her loose, let her loooooose She only want me for my pimp juice (that's all she want me for f'real) Not my pimp juice, I'm talkin new pimp juiceI think I need to cut her loose (it's time for homegirl to recognize) Yes I do, yes I doooooo-hoooo"
Blogged By:
Jenny!
When:
5/07/2007
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