Friday, May 25, 2007

I'm Sick Of These Motha Fuckin Snakes On This Motha Fuckin Plane!


Customs officers at Cairo's airport detained a man going to Saudi Arabia who was trying to smuggle 700 live snakes on a plane. The officers were stunned when a passenger told them it contained live snakes after he was asked to open the bag.
He opened his bag to show the snakes to the police and asked the officers not to come close. Among the snakes, hidden in small cloth sacks, were two poisonous cobras. The Egyptian said he had hoped to sell the snakes in Saudi Arabia. Police confiscated the snakes and turned him over to the prosecutor's office, accusing him of violating export laws and endangering the lives of other passengers. According to the customs officials, the man claimed the snakes are wanted by Saudis who display them in glass jars in shops, keep them as pets or sell them to research centers. The value of the snakes was not know.
As cheesy as this post is, I am seriously dying from laughter...I just can't help it, I crack myself up!

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Donovan Pics!

I have been feeling a bit guilty since I haven't posted pictures of Donovan in a while.


My little swimmer. He has always loved water which has been pretty nice because bath time is actually fun...not torture. He's a Pisces so of course he loves water! Below is a picture of my Pisces tattoo for Donovan, on the opposite side of my ankle is my Leo tattoo.
Enjoying Shrek 2 and getting annoyed that mom is in his face with the camera demanding he smile and say cheese.
He looks nothing like me...except for his toes!
This is the face that we have named Darth Maul...he does this on command and it can be quite entertaining when in public. I say, "Do your Darth Maul face!" and he gets this ugly mug on and starts snorting...don't know where the snorting came from!
And more Darth Maul!

http://geewhizjenny.blogspot.com/2005/10/chewbacca-baby.html - this is the link to my post of Donovan in his Chewbacca Halloween Costume!


Apocalypto 1/2 Review


Mel Gibson's Apocalypto came out on DVD yesterday. Don and I started watching it last night, but since I am a buzz kill (I like to go to bed before midnight), I only watched the first hour. So far it is very violent but intriguing. I hate watching movies that depict severe, cold hearted violence against children. Since I became a mother those types movie situations have really bothered me and just about bring me to tears when watching. You can kill all the men and woman you want in movies, but the babies just really get to me. Especially when the children in the movie remind me of Donovan. The little boy that is the son of the main character is just like my boy, and then I can't help but think of what I would do in a situation like this...I would definitely try to bust out a can of whoop ass, but that just seem futile against warriors. Good thing I don't live in an ancient Mayan village!
The movie depicts the very violent story of the Mayans. It has subtitles, which I don't like, but it actually makes the movie much better. There is a lot of blood and graphic violence and the one Mayan warrior (pictured below) is really really creepy...like make me wet my pants creepy!
The opening scene is a group of young men out on the hunt and they enjoy some comical banter which at first I thought was very inaccurate for the movie, but what do I know...I wasn't there during that time period and even if I was I would have been back at the hut with 12 children sucking at the tit. The jokes that they made seemed like what a group of jocks now a days would say to each other if they were hunting tapir. But I guess ball jokes are timeless and even the Mayans thought it was funny!
I can't wait to finish it...I think I will enjoy!

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Bleed No More!

The Food and Drug Administration on Tuesday approved the first birth control pill that completely eliminates a woman's monthly period. Taken daily, the pill, called Lybrel, continuously administers slightly lower doses of the same hormones in many standard birth control pills to constantly suppress menstruation. This will be the first and only oral contraceptive designed to be taken 365 days a year, allowing women to put their periods on hold. Studies showed Lybrel is as effective at preventing pregnancy as standard birth control pills and completely suppresses menstruation for many women within the first year, although some women experience sporadic bleeding.

The pill's approval was welcomed by birth control advocates for providing women with another option. "Every woman's birth control needs are different, and the best methods are those that fit a woman's lifestyle and meet her needs," Planned Parenthood Federation of America.

Critics questioned whether enough research had been done to be sure it is safe to suppress menstruation long term. "There may be important health consequences that we don't know about," said an endocrinology researcher. "I don't think we understand everything that the menstrual cycle does well enough to say with confidence that you can abolish it and not have any consequences." Others criticized the pill for fueling biases and misconceptions about menstruation. "It perpetuates a lot of negative attitudes and taboos about menstruation -- that it's something that's bothersome and dirty and debilitating and shameful."

The FDA said there is no evidence of any long-term risks and that suppressing the menstrual cycle can have many benefits, especially for women who are plagued by cramps, bloating and mood swings.

Others said menstrual suppression could actually have some health benefits. For eons, women had few periods because they were either pregnant or breast-feeding for most of their reproductive lives. "We weren't supposed to have 13 natural periods year after year after year," said an obstetrician-gynecologist. "We as a society have already changed what nature intended for us."

The pill isn't for everyone, the FDA said. About half the women enrolled in studies of Lybrel dropped out, many because of irregular and unscheduled bleeding and spotting that can replace scheduled menstruation. Because women taking Lybrel may not know if they are pregnant, the FDA said women taking it should undergo pregnancy tests regularly.

I know my girl Sarah will have some things to say about this. In my layman's opinion it doesn't seem right not to menstruate. And of course we don't know long term effects because we haven't study it "long" term - one year doesn't count. There is also increased risk of certain cancers when taking birth control so will the risks be even higher from taking hormones everyday? I just think it's unnatural to not have a period. Maybe this will be the first step to change the evolutionary cycle and will allow men to bear children!

What do you think???

Got Skillz???

Special forces' got skillz...Belarus special forces soldiers demonstrate their ability to break concrete slates with their foreheads, at the opening of the the 4th international exhibition of arms and military hardware, the Milex 2007, in Minsk, Belarus. Are these guys fighting in Iraq...because they should be! Let a bunch of them loose in Taliban territory and I think we may be good to move out in a few weeks!

Ocean's Thirteen & Meat


Ocean's Thirteen is coming soon, not that I am so excited about the movie, but wanted to take the opportunity to post pictures of Brad Pitt. Doesn't he look so much better without the hag and kids??? I think so!
Meat...doesn't that look great??? I want some meat!

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Circumcision


I have never had the privilege of seeing an uncircumcised penis in person, pictures yes, in the flesh no! I assumed that most (meaning like 95% of men were circumcised) but I was way off. When my son was born it was a no-brainer for us, he was going to be cut. I don't regret it and I would do it again for the next one too. But there seems to be a declining trend in circumcision which I was totally not aware of.


The rate of U.S. babies being circumcised before leaving the hospital has gone from 85% in 1965 to only 57% in 2004. In the Midwest, 80% of boys are circumcised compared with 59% in the South and 32% in the West.


Wow, that is crazy! I really assumed that everyone had their son's circumcised. Is circumcision a form of genital mutilation? In Africa, woman have their vagina's sewn together to ensure virgin marriages, and that is just disgusting, but are we doing the same thing to boys by cutting off their foreskin? What is the purpose of foreskin anyway? Since I am a Midwesterner, most of our boys are cut, but in the South, just under 1/3 are. I know that there are medical reasons to circumcise because of infection, but at the same time it is a seemingly unnecessary cosmetic surgery that were are putting the baby boys through that risks infection anyway.


Just curious what everyone's opinion on circumcision is!

Monday, May 21, 2007

Wicked Weekend!

Friday night I went (finally) to see Wicked with my mom and aunt. It was absolutely amazing, there are no words to describe how awesome Wicked was! Maybe I will be cheesy and say (I am sure you've heard it before) that Wicked was wicked! We decided to go out to dinner before hand and my mom and aunt picked Bennigan's, now I like Bennigan's and all, but really out of all the places to eat in Chicago, we picked Bennigan's??? I was a bit disappointed, but nonetheless it was a great meal. Our waiter was dumber than my left pinky finger, but he was handsome so my mom and aunt decided that it was okay to flirt with him. I, however; was put off by his stupidity and he had the nerve to card me...um, I am with two old horny ladies, I think I am old enough to drink...thanks! It was a good time!



So, back to Wicked...the cast was amazing and since I have dorky show-choir friends, I already knew the words to the songs! I was so tempted to sing along, because that is what I like to do, but I resisted the urge and kept to myself. When I was like 3 or 4, I watched The Wizard of Oz for the 1st time and I cried when the witch melted...I liked her and felt sorry for her...and now I know that my tears were justifiable and acceptable! I was not an evil cold rotten bitch at the age of 3, I was just really in tune with Elphaba's upsetting past! I knew she was good at heart! Elphaba by far out shined the rest of the cast with her amazing voice! The set was amazing overall one of my favorite plays by far, along with Phantom of the Opera, Mama Mia and Rent.



Wicked is at the Oriental Theatre which is one of the most beautiful theatres with a very ornate Oriental theme. After the play let out and we were being herded towards the door a few older woman were talking about how the play was awful and the singing sounded more like, "screeching and screaming". They also said that Glinda (aka Galinda) was too "bubbly" and "annoying". Um, hello, did you not catch on to the fact that she was supposed to be that way??? Dumb old people piss me off!


(Dee Roscioli - Elphaba)

I was going to buy the soundtrack but I am stingy and decided I would get it later because $20.00 was too much. And then on Saturday, I was like, "fuck...I really need to sing Wicked!" So, I headed to Target and found it on sale for $9.99 - what a deal! It is the original Broadway cast versions, so I don't like it as much as the cast from Chicago, but it will do!


I would really like to read the book, so I am hoping Sarah will let me borrow it!

Friday, May 18, 2007

Why I Hate Clowns


A professional clown was ordered to stand trial Friday on sexual assault and battery charges. Ronald E. Schroeder, who performs as Silly the Clown, is being tried on 32 counts, including two counts of second-degree sexual assault of an unconscious victim, 27 counts of capturing an image of nudity, illegally accessing computer data, battery and possession of a switchblade. A child pornography charge will be added from findings on his personal computer.

The domestic violence charge alleges Schroeder threw a woman against a wall and stuck his fingers up the her nostrils "until her nose started to bleed." The sexual assault charges accuse him of assaulting the woman after she passed out after a night out. They also accuse Schroeder of taking numerous pictures of her while she was nude and passed out and while he was sexually assaulting her.

I hate clowns, the Easter Bunny, Santa and any other character dressed up as a perv! I never want them sticking their fingers up my nose...I know it's not funny (well kind of) but why the fuck would someone stick their fingers in someone else's nose???

How Much?




Meet the Tiffany Novo, their newest design, a dazzling creation of spirit, fire and style! The things I could do with that kind of money!!!

Crosstown Classic


Fuck, I hate baseball season! I come from a family who is obsessed with baseball. My father is an asshole Soxs fan and my mom is a over-the-top stuck up Cubs fan. My sister Maggie is a Yankees fan (she thinks Jeter is hot) and my other sister Emily is a Cardinals fan. I have opted to just not like baseball. I can't stand the constant trash talking back and forth about Cubs vs. Sox, who has the better park, bitch this and moan that. I avoid my family as much as possible during baseball season. I do like to go to the games because you can eat ballpark hot dogs, drink beer and watch people get all angry - I don't care who wins as long as it is a Chicago team, even then I don't actually care. So this weekend is the Crosstown Classic which means the Sox play the Cubs and the whole fucking city divides and makes a big stink about it....get over it already!

Enough Already


Jerry Seinfeld is dressed as a bee during a publicity stunt for the film "Bee Movie." Why can't Jerry just go away. I never thought the TV show Seinfeld was funny, I never understood why people flocked over him like he was God's gift to comedy, I just don't get Seinfeld! He is so annoying, I hate his grating, whiny voice. Am I the only person that feels this way???

Thursday, May 17, 2007

New Campaign Song


I voted for Hillary Clinton!!!

NOT!!!

I voted for Hillary's campaign song. Hillary has decided to let the voters decide her new theme song for her Presidential campaign.
There are no write-ins, which is a bummer.
Vote Now! (Official Site)


Here are the songs I picked for Hillary's campaign:

"All I need is a miracle" by Mike & the Mechanics
"Ain't No Other Man" by Christina Aguilera
"Ain't Too Proud To Beg" by The Temptations
"All Screwed Up" by ACDC
"Armageddon" by Def Leppard
"Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen
"Ballbreaker" by ACDC
"Big Balls" by ACDC
"Black Magic Woman" by Santana
"Boys Don't Cry" by The Cure
"Damned" by ACDC
"Don't Know Why" by Norah Jones
"Dragon Attack" by Queen
"Everybody Wants To Rule The World" by Tears for Fears
"Fool Fool Fool" by Elivs Presley
"Hell on Earth" by Motorhead
"I Want Your Sex" by George Michael
"I'm Your Man" by WHAM!
"In My Dreams" by Dokken
"Maneater" by Daryl Hall & John Oates
"Never" by Heart
"Rescue Me" by Aretha Franklin
"Rock Bottome" by Eminem
"Run Like Hell" by Pink Floyd
"She Drives Me Crazy" by Fine Young Cannibals
"SOS" by Rihanna
"Tears In Heaven" by Eric Clapton
"That'll Be The Day" by Buddy Holiday
"Under My Skin" by Frank Sinatra
"When The Children Cry" by White Lion
"Your Wildest Dreams" By The Moody Blues

Do you have any good songs for Hillary???


ANTM

America's Next Top Model ended last night...sad sad sad! I love the show but was kind of disappointed in the end. I didn't love any of the girls this season and the closest one for me to love was Renee - 2nd runner up....damnit! Jaslene won and I am only semi-happy about this. Basically, I wanted anyone to win but Natasha! I fucking hated that girl with a passion.

Jaslene is good for high couture fashion and "fierce" photos, but as far as Cover Girl goes, she just doesn't have it. She also can't speak well...she sounds like a deaf chick with a ghetto accent. It is awful and Cover Girl would be stupid to air her commercials.

I do prefer Jaslene over...


The fucking stupidest girl in ANTM history. She is a cute, sweet Russian girl purchased by an American man with a small dick and a big wallet. English is her 2nd language so she had no clue what was going on, couldn't follow directions and acted like everything was praise when it was really criticism. The judges thought she had a great spirit and nice features...I agree she is a pretty girl, but she is so fucking slow. Her "great spirit" comes from lack of understanding. She looks life a fucking monkey without professional make-up and hair. I could not stand her, and either could the girls on the show...and NO it is NOT jealousy! Yes, she is a pretty girl, but fuck me, she is frustrating! Go try out for Russia's Next Top Model! And stop trying to dignify the fact that you were a mail-order-bride...that ain't classy honey!

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Would You Like Ganga With That?


A 17 year old McDonald's employee is facing drug charges after hiding marijuana in a Happy Meal. Ottawa Police Chief said a man and his three children went through a McDonald's drive-through Monday to order Happy Meals. One of the children, an 8-year-old girl, found a lighter, pipe, and bag of marijuana in her Happy Meal. Her father went to the police. Brandon Scott of Ottawa, was arrested and charged with possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia, thanks to the help of the McDonald's owners.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Two In The Pink - One In The Stink


Here's a picture from last Friday's Girls Night Out for Ashley's birthday! Visit Sarah's blog for a few more pics! From left to right: Jeanette, Me, Sarah and Ashley! We are also displaying our new gang sign (Ashley's is a little "spaced"...so she may have one extra hole, we will need to explore more)! I do think that the man at the table over enjoyed our sign though!

Sex Toys Banned


Sherri Williams, the owner of adult stores in Alabama, stands before the U.S. Supreme Court. She is asking the court to throw out a state ban on selling sex toys, calling it an unconstitutional intrusion into the bedroom. This is just insane, how can the government ban sex toys. The ban is not just for twisted sex toys like the one used in the movie Seven, but it is banning dildos, vibrators and other sex toy products. Courts are upholding the ban as constitutional and saying "the state's interest in preserving and promoting public morality provides a rational basis for the challenged statute." Alabama is one of a handful of states, including Texas and Georgia, with laws restricting sales of sex toys. The Alabama "anti-obscenity" law bans the sale of sex toys but not their possession. Can the government worry about other things besides sex toys; perhaps gun control, education, drunk driving, gang violence, unemployment, health care, and multiple other "big" problems in the United States. We spend so much time and money on trivial bullshit while our children are receiving piss-poor schooling and are being gunned down by gang-bangers. Ugh!

Leonard Pitts on Paris Hilton



Actions have consequences: Isn't that a sermon every good parent has, at one time or another, preached to his or her child?

Are you heartbroken that Paris Hilton has been sentenced to jail? Me neither. I take it as welcome evidence that occasionally karma gets it right and the universe slaps those most in need of slapping. Rarely has comeuppance been more desperately deserved. Not just because she is a famous-for-nothing socialite, nor just because she is an empty vessel inexplicably adored by people for whom vacuousness is apparently synonymous with worth. No, comeuppance is needed here because the woman embodies such smug certainty that the rules do not apply to her. More to the point, because of the utter contempt she oozes for those who are not like her, i.e., not monied, privileged, pretty, white and heedless.

I didn't get the depth of that contempt until the online release earlier this year of a video that shows Hilton dancing at a party. At one point on the clip, she describes some unnamed unfortunate as a "fucking hoodlum, broke, poor public school bitch from, like, Compton." At another point, Hilton describes herself and a friend as "like two niggers." At yet another point, she calls someone a "faggot."

Don Imus got fired for less.

But for Hilton, it was a one-day story. Fox did not cancel the "reality" show she does with Nicole Richie. No sponsors are known to have pulled their ads. No coalition of blacks, gays and Comptonites demanded her head.

No, she skated away scot-free without really answering for her words or even being questioned for them. Which seems the story of her life. And that's troubling, given that Hilton is regarded as a role model, someone worthy of emulation, by so many young girls.

Your actions have consequences: Isn't that a sermon every good parent has, at one time or another, preached to his or her child? If you dance to the music, you've got to pay the piper: Isn't that a cliche we keep on speed dial?

So what do you say to the child about these people whose actions "don't" seem to have consequences, who dance to the music and then leave the piper hanging because they are celebrities, able to do the distasteful and the reprehensible and get away with it because the little people love them?

The little people need to wake up and find somebody worthy of their love. Hilton is not. A life of privilege, pampering and insulation from consequences has left her a moral cripple, and there's nothing admirable in that. Paris Hilton is a snotty child so besotted with herself, so clueless about the rules that govern life here on planet Earth that you almost -- but only almost -- felt sorry for her in reading news reports about her sentencing.

She was pulled over three times for driving on a suspended license while on probation for drunken driving? She showed up to court 15 minutes late? Did she really tell the judge she can't be bothered to look at her mail because "I have people who do that for me"? When asked if she had understood the terms of her probation, did she really say, "I just sign what people tell me to sign. I'm a very busy person"?

Not anymore, she's not. The judge gave her 45 days but her actual stay in jail may be reduced because of overcrowding. She'll be doing her time at a women's facility in Lynwood, a city just north of Compton. And isn't that poetic justice. No, I have no illusion that any of this will damage Hilton's popularity; cluelessness is part of her appeal.

Still, as a parent, a person and a public school graduate, I hope the kids who admire her are taking note: Consequences may arrive late, but they almost always arrive. Something for Hilton to consider as she spends her days in jail wearing an orange jumpsuit and taking group showers in a little place I like to call reality. It couldn't happen to a more deserving person.


*** I thought this was a fantastic, well written article by Leonard Pitts, a syndicated columnist based in Washington: Tribune Media Services. I can't believe that Paris Hilton's fan club started a petition to send to the Arnold Schwarzenegger- If he pardon's her, I will never watch The Terminator again! "If the late former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late Former President Richard Nixon after his mistake[s], we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned," the petition states. They have over 30,000 signatures for this petition...do these people even know who Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford are???

Monday, May 14, 2007

For Don and Josue!

Don and Josue's new favorite show Heroes cast.
Next season you boys should do Monday night Heroes dates!
Then Sarah and I can do something fun! He he he!

Sexism


Is Google's search engine sexist?

No, says the Internet giant -- despite some awfully quirky evidence pointing to the contrary -- we're just, well ... it's complicated.

Google appears to discriminate against women when you use it to search for certain phrases and word combinations. For example if you Google the phrase "she invents," the Web site spits out the suggestion: "Did you mean: he invents." The same thing happens with many other two-word pairings such as "she owns," "she intelligent" and "she responsible." Conversely you don't receive the suggestion "Did you mean: she invents" when you search for the phrase "he invents." But the best was that if you Google "she" with many words stereotypically associated with women -- such as "cooks," "cleans," or "mops" -- the search engine does not offer up: "Did you mean: he cooks" or "he cleans" or "he mops." Oddly enough, Google did seem to treat females and males differently when it came to many two-word combinations beginning with either "she" or "he." Including even "she Google."

In a friendly response, a representative said Google was aware of the issue and offered up a not-so-simple explanation for it: "Google develops its own spell-checking algorithms based on sophisticated machine learning methods, using cues from aggregated user input, Web documents, and many other sources," the spokesperson replied via e-mail. "The algorithm provides a 'best-guess' alternative suggestion that we think might improve the search results, and is completely generated without human input. It can be thought of as a suggestion offer, rather than a definitive answer."

Oh, and Google's "sexist" quirk? It doesn't work against women in every case.
For instance, if you search for the word combo "
she stupid," it does spit out the reply "Did you mean: he stupid." You also get "Britney Spears" as your first search result. And "Paris Hilton" as your second. So, really, you can't be too hard on Google. After all, it's obviously dead-on with some things.

WTF???


A girl and her grandparents have sued the Chicago Board of Education, alleging that a substitute teacher showed the R-rated film "Brokeback Mountain" in class. The lawsuit claims that Jessica Turner, 12, suffered psychological distress after viewing the movie in her 8th grade class at Ashburn Community Elementary School last year.
The film, which won three Oscars, depicts two cowboys who conceal their homosexual affair. Turner and her grandparents, Kenneth and LaVerne Richardson, are seeking around $500,000 in damages. "It is very important to me that my children not be exposed to this," said Kenneth Richardson, Turner's guardian. "The teacher knew she was not supposed to do this." According to the lawsuit filed Friday in Cook County Circuit Court, the video was shown without permission from the students' parents and guardians. The substitute asked a student to shut the classroom door, saying: "What happens in Ms. Buford's class stays in Ms. Buford's class," according to the lawsuit. Richardson said his granddaughter was traumatized by the movie and had to undergo psychological treatment and counseling. In 2005, Richardson complained to school administrators about reading material that he said included curse words. "This was the last straw," he said. "I feel the lawsuit was necessary because of the warning I had already given them on the literature they were giving out to children to read. I told them it was against our faith."


Are they serious??? How much money are they suing for because the kid watched "Brokeback Mountain"??? If they win this suit, I am moving out of the country! Please tell me what kind of psychological treatment does one need after watching a movie? I can guarantee that the girl has already done much worse than what happened in that movie and could teach the cowboys a few things. And the grandparents are justifying this suit because of the "warning" the school was given about the literature used in school. I have a problem with censoring literature in schools, I believe that children need to be exposed to all types of literature, even if it includes "curse words" and racist slang's - some of the best literary works contain these things...If they didn't like that literature, they should have enrolled her in a private school! Ahhhhh...I hate people! I think I might steal Sarah's Blog Idea of a
"Dead To Me List"!

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Can I Sign Your Cast?

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands -- Dutch customs police turned a fake break into a real bust Friday when they stopped a woman trying to smuggle 3.3 pounds of cocaine into the country in a plaster cast on her leg. Police spokesman Rob Stenacker said the woman, whose name was not released, acted nervously while her passport was being checked and agents became suspicious about the thickness of the cast. "She had two different letters from a doctor about her leg, and both of them appeared fake," he said. A sniffer dog quickly indicated that the cast contained more than plaster. The woman was taken to hospital, where an X-ray revealed the drugs but no fractures. Stenacker said the woman, from the Latin American country of Suriname, was arrested and will face smuggling charges.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Why Couldn't It Be Brad?!?

Universal Pictures has casted Angelina Jolie to star alongside James McAvoy and Morgan Freeman in "Wanted", the graphic novel adaptation to be directed by Timur Bekmambetov (???). The movie will be Angelina’s next role since baby, with shooting to begin in Eastern Europe in early May and then in Chicago. I am so lucky because now my life gets to be inconvenienced by this. They will be closing down streets around my work for days at a time. I wouldn't be upset if the chance to see Brad Pitt was possible, but I don't like Angelina. The movie also sounds stupid. It is reminiscent of Lora Croft Tomb Raider - which was a piece of shit.

Here is a sneak peak: McAvoy will play a young man who discovers his father is an assassin, only to learn shortly thereafter that his dad has been murdered. The youth is drafted to follow in his father’s footsteps. Jolie will play an assassin who teaches the ropes to the wannabe killer.

Wow...sounds just great! Thanks Universal Pictures for fucking up my life for another piece of shit, over budgeted disaster!

Puffing Away That PG Rating


The Motion Picture Association of America on Thursday said portrayals of smoking would be considered alongside sex and violence in assessing the suitability of movies for young viewers. Films that appear to glamorize smoking will risk a more restrictive rating, and descriptions of tobacco use will be added to the increasingly detailed advisories that accompany each rated film. Under the new policy, a film’s rating will consider all tobacco use, rather than just teenage smoking, as in the past.

Do you think movies that contain smoking deserve a more restrictive rating?

Thursday, May 10, 2007

A New Attitude for the Hip - AKA - Fugly

Alice Roi purse pack, $250.

Kris Van Assche waist pack, $356.

A 3.1 Phillip Lim buckled pouch, $300.


In Australia, they call it a “bum bag.” In France, it’s “le banane.” Apparently much of the world regards the fanny pack, that belted pouch often seen around the large mid-section of unsophisticated (white trash) travelers, as little more than a gag item. I will never be seen wearing a fucking fanny pack...especially not a $300 one!!!