Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Bitch and Bone

He just won...you don't need to tell me that...
I can tell by the massive boner in his shorts!

Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey pictured after attending a hearing at the Federal Court House in Washington, is being accused of running a prostitution ring in the Washington area that allegedly catered to upscale clients. I don't know about everyone else, but what kind of people would pay her money...she hit every branch on her fall from the ugly tree.


Yoda said...

LOL! Check out the guy behind her checking out her ASS!!!

That's the kinda guy who'd pay money to her ;-)

Yoda said...

Oh yea, I did get the offer letter :-) Thanks for your comment on my site!

Check out the bald headed journalist too. He seems to be looking south with a smirk on his face.

I'm trying hard not to look at the boner, 'coz I'm hetero and I just had lunch.

zen wizard said...

Well, in all honesty, I have picked up the dinner check with a lot less aesthetically pleasant company--

But she also allegedly ran the prostitution ring--that would seem to require more recruiting, covert marketing, collections, Rolodex organization, and linen sheet spooge stain removal skills; rather than strictly "looks."

In other words, your dexterity with a phone speed dial and a Shout® spray gun would seem to be more important than your "looks," if you are the "madame."

I mean, Exhibit B; look at Heidi Fleiss: The only time SHE looks attractive is if you are casting extras in a George Romero movie.

Oh, and "thank you" for the Bonaire National Cup tennis champion picture.

Jenny! said...


I didn't notice the guys in the background till you mentioned it...gross!

Just look at the boner...it's so fun!

Jenny! said...


You're right...her posse is probably very tempting!

mutleythedog said...

Do people really get excited about tennis??? Seems odd.

Malnurtured Snay said...

Yeah, but I don't think they're paying to have money with HER.

Jessica said...

Was I already over here? I am sort of delirious.

Regardless I like big boners, and If I were a man I would only pay that lady if I could poop on her.

But I'm not...

Gorilla Bananas said...

She might look better naked.

Ratty. said...

Yes, and perhaps she has a nice personality - looks aren't everything .
On matters 'Boner' - I often start to stir when listening to a catchy tune. The King Singers were particularly good for me.

Jenny! said...


Apparantly some do!


Yeah, I know that now...I am so not hip to prostitution rings!


I like big boners too! And pooping on her seems like the best idea!


Doesn't everybody look better naked???


Personality does matter, she must have a great one to run a brothel!

Flyinfox_SATX said...

First off, nice boner there...I am going to post a few of my own on my blog...People just don't pay attention to themselves that is for sure.

Secondly, in regards to the madam there, yeah she may be ugly but I bet she has talent.

Things that make you go HMMMM