Friday, May 18, 2007

Crosstown Classic


Fuck, I hate baseball season! I come from a family who is obsessed with baseball. My father is an asshole Soxs fan and my mom is a over-the-top stuck up Cubs fan. My sister Maggie is a Yankees fan (she thinks Jeter is hot) and my other sister Emily is a Cardinals fan. I have opted to just not like baseball. I can't stand the constant trash talking back and forth about Cubs vs. Sox, who has the better park, bitch this and moan that. I avoid my family as much as possible during baseball season. I do like to go to the games because you can eat ballpark hot dogs, drink beer and watch people get all angry - I don't care who wins as long as it is a Chicago team, even then I don't actually care. So this weekend is the Crosstown Classic which means the Sox play the Cubs and the whole fucking city divides and makes a big stink about it....get over it already!

12 comments:

Ratty. said...

Two in the blood one in the mud.

Jenny! said...

Ratty:
That is by far the most disgusting one yet! Just lost my lunch!

Yoda said...

I wouldn't mind watching baseball, if only the dudes would stop spitting so much!!

Oh right, doesn't help with your lunch either.

Jenny! said...

Yoda:
The spitting doesn't bother me half as much as the dick rearranging!

Yoda said...

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!

:-p

Sarah said...

yeah I like to watch baseball but I am not really a die hard fan either. I think you should be a hockey fan and then annoy everyone like they do to you with random stats and stupid arguments about something they dont care about.

Call it pay back!

Jenny! said...

Yoda:
I guess, but sometimes they just linger a little too long or scratch a little to happily!

Jenny! said...

Sarah:
Good idea, but I would have a hard time following through when I avoid them like the plague!

Fever Dog said...

I've never seen a live baseball game -- in fact, I've never sat through a whole one on TV, it's so slow. But it looks like a lot of fun

Ed said...

Baseball is so boring! At least at the cricket you can lounge about and get pissed!

Jenny! said...

Fever Dog:
It is terribly boring unless your there drinking!

Jenny! said...

Ed:
There are pissed off people at baseball too, South Side Chicago fans are not a pretty bunch!