Fuck, I hate baseball season! I come from a family who is obsessed with baseball. My father is an asshole Soxs fan and my mom is a over-the-top stuck up Cubs fan. My sister Maggie is a Yankees fan (she thinks Jeter is hot) and my other sister Emily is a Cardinals fan. I have opted to just not like baseball. I can't stand the constant trash talking back and forth about Cubs vs. Sox, who has the better park, bitch this and moan that. I avoid my family as much as possible during baseball season. I do like to go to the games because you can eat ballpark hot dogs, drink beer and watch people get all angry - I don't care who wins as long as it is a Chicago team, even then I don't actually care. So this weekend is the Crosstown Classic which means the Sox play the Cubs and the whole fucking city divides and makes a big stink about it....get over it already!