Friday, May 18, 2007

Why I Hate Clowns


A professional clown was ordered to stand trial Friday on sexual assault and battery charges. Ronald E. Schroeder, who performs as Silly the Clown, is being tried on 32 counts, including two counts of second-degree sexual assault of an unconscious victim, 27 counts of capturing an image of nudity, illegally accessing computer data, battery and possession of a switchblade. A child pornography charge will be added from findings on his personal computer.

The domestic violence charge alleges Schroeder threw a woman against a wall and stuck his fingers up the her nostrils "until her nose started to bleed." The sexual assault charges accuse him of assaulting the woman after she passed out after a night out. They also accuse Schroeder of taking numerous pictures of her while she was nude and passed out and while he was sexually assaulting her.

I hate clowns, the Easter Bunny, Santa and any other character dressed up as a perv! I never want them sticking their fingers up my nose...I know it's not funny (well kind of) but why the fuck would someone stick their fingers in someone else's nose???

41 comments:

Sarah said...

that is weird. I havebever really hatedclowns to muchbut this is a good reason to.

I hope while he is in prison he has to wear the clown suit, that would teach him.

minijonb said...

I hate this clown almost as much as I hate mimes.

Jenny! said...

Sarah:
Oh, they creep me out so! That would be fun if he had to dress up in prison!

Jenny! said...

Minijonb:
Ahhhh, I hate Mimes too!

captain corky said...

Have you ever seen the movie Gacey? It's pretty fucked up shit.

Thanks for the link! I'm going to add you tonight.

Jenny! said...

Captain:
No I haven't seen that, and I would probably end up in a padded room after seeing it! No clowns for me man!

Hammer said...

Always hated clowns...

Jenny! said...

Hammer:
There is just something not normal about grown men wearing outfits and makeup!

mutleythedog said...

.. and fucking Ronald McDonald - hes a clown and a pervert and I want to stick my fingers in his nose!!

Did I mention I am free this Thursday?.. the bath is running..

justacoolcat said...

My first cloud experience as a kid was socking a clown in the stomache because he scared me. I knew I was on the right track.

Yoda said...

Why the fuck did he have to stick his fingers up her nose? WHY? After all that he did to her, it stands out, WHY the fingers up in the nose?

Maybe he's a booger-eater? That's why?

Brooklyn Frank said...

i blame crystal meth.

Ratty. said...

coulrophobia - the fear of clowns. The bastards should be banned along with Bull baiting, Cock fighting, stag hunting, fox hunting, ducking stalls and morris dancing.

jungle jane said...

"why the fuck would someone stick their fingers in someone else's nose??? "

um, it's called 'foreplay', Jenny...

mutleythedog said...

I quite like Morris dancing Mr Rat -is that why you fled the country or were the Inland Revenue after you again??

Ratty. said...

Mr Mutley.
I quite like Morris dancing Mr Rat -is that why you fled the country or were the Inland Revenue after you again??

I was once a great fan of Morris dancing but I feel it lost it's identity when I saw the 'Romanian Morris Men' and 'Estonian Morris Men' performing at the Much Hadham village fete.
I have made it quite clear that the reason for me leaving the UK. was because of a misunderstanding with, 1st that Ukrainian girl, 2nd the Police and 3rd, Old Street Magistrates Court.

zen wizard said...

To add to the cruelty, the doctor on emergency ward duty when she checked in that night was Patch Adams.

The Man at the Pub said...

Ewww. Clowns give me the creeps too. Australia had two famous old clowns called Zig and Zag that had been entertaining Australian kiddies since the 1940's. About ten years ago Zig got charged for paedophilia. Clowns aren't very popular here anymore.

Steph said...

Thank you for validating my loathing of clowns!

Creepy fuckers.

Fever Dog said...

"Why the fuck would someone stick their fingers in someone else's nose?" The dude dresses like a clown and gets his rocks off on kiddie porn, I think his penchant for noses is the least of his issues.

Btw, didn't John Wayne Gacy also dress as a clown?

Ratty. said...

Jenny.
Deep down they are just like us - Look

DoGGa said...

Just the title convinced me... I despise clowns and performance artists. Not because of any pervy stuff... Just becuase they're scary! :]

Gorilla Bananas said...

"I know it's not funny (well kind of) but why the fuck would someone stick their fingers in someone else's nose???"

It's a form of rape when done like that. But I knew a clown who payed a boy to pick his own nose, so sometimes it's a service.

Jenny! said...

Mutley:
Make sure your bath is nice an hot to wash that dirty dog off you!

Jenny! said...

Coolcat:
Nice! I am too scared to get that close!

Jenny! said...

Yoda:
Booger eating is gross! And I am so confused by the finger up the nose thing too, that was just so uncalled for!

Jenny! said...

Brooklyn:
That had to be it!

Jenny! said...

Ratty:
What is bull baiting and stag hunting? I know cock fighting!

Jenny! said...

Jungle Jane:
Ohhhhh, foreplay, eh! I will have to try that tonight, I am so innocent to the ways of your slutty experiences!

Jenny! said...

Mutley:
What is morris dancing? And Ratty fled b/c you were too big of competition for him...he was jealous!

Jenny! said...

Ratty:
Sounds like you are in a heap of trouble! Was that Anna Kournacova???

Jenny! said...

Zen:
Wouldn't that be aweful for her! But, again, kind of funny!

Jenny! said...

Pub Man:
With a name like Zig and Zag I would have thought porn stars not clowns. Did you let the dingos eat him!

Jenny! said...

Steph:
Anytime! There is just something wrong with grown men dressing up with make up and the whole get up and partying with kids...totally creepy fuckers!

Jenny! said...

Fever Dog:

Yes, JWG did dress as a clown! I guess if sticking fingers up someones nose was the only thing done, it wouldn't really be that strange, but after everything else, why the fingers up the nose???

Jenny! said...

Ratty:
So so fucking twisted! There is not way that that would go down anywhere around me! Oh, fuck no!

Jenny! said...

Dogga:
I use to just be plain scared of clowns, but now I can't help but consider them all pervy...and scary!

Jenny! said...

Gorilla:
Good to know! So when my fiance has me pick his boogers that can be like a blow job since it's a service???

Dan said...

I think clowns are creepier than ventriloquists.

Now if I ever encounter a clown ventriloquist I may run so fast that you'll never see me ever again.

zen wizard said...

French clowns are even creepier than American clowns...you ever notice that?

Jenny! said...

Zen:
I haven't noticed that, but I consider anything a clown, creepy!