The Sun Hates Me

I had a very busy weekend!

Friday:

I Met my hoe's downtown for some fun in the Windy City! We met at 10 Pin and bowled and drank and ate like the alley was ours! I was quite excited to come in 2nd place our first game, but a little sad because after the 3 martinis I came in last place the second round of bowling! My girl Ashley won both games...shocking!

We decided that the night was still young and we headed over to Rock Bottom Brewery (which I will now be boycotting) for some more drinks...and left with a bad buzz. Now, if you were a server with a dong, and had 5 hot and sexy, slightly intoxicated girls sat in your section, wouldn't you lay it on a bit thick for an increased tip??? Well, apparently our server was not schooled properly on how to provide ANY sort of customer service and was a complete dick the whole time. I went out for a smoke with one of my girls and we came back into the restaurant to a scene in the making. The other two hoes, Sarah and Jeanette, who are a bit, how do I say this nicely...um, non-confrontational...and they were hiding in the corner as the other hoe, Ashley, this girl got some balls...big balls...was speaking with the manager. Apparently while I was outside, the dick decided it would be a good idea to mockingly clap his hands in their faces when they asked for the check to be split. Dick! I think it all ended fairly well, it was best that Ashley and I didn't tag team the manager as I am sure the night would have then ended with us in the slammer with Paris!

After the incident, we went back to Sarah's casa and drank on her super cool patio. Her fiance tried to start a fire in the fire pit by spanking his wood really hard!

Saturday:

I worked the FoPo Summer Fest table with my old boss (technically still boss since I work the occasional Saturday) and had a great time. Despite the fact that the sun burnt my ass like I was a piece of bread stuck in the toaster...it was a jolly time. My boss wore the most inappropriate outfit which caused sleazy men to saunter over to the education table and demand balloons. I ate some fantastic steak tacos and had some really good ice cream! After that, I went home and cried because I couldn't move my arms!

Sunday:

Had a busy day at home! D and I went to Home Depot for some plants after lunch. We came home gave the dogs a bath, cut their nails and gave them some much needed love and attention! For dinner we went to Bar Louie and enjoyed my favorite dish, Spicy Chicken Nachos! Came home did more laundry and took a very long walk to Starbucks! Caught some lightning bugs (did not kill them by the way) and went to bed! I love spending Sundays with my boys!

I hope everyone had a great weekend as well!