Friday, June 01, 2007

V-A-G-I-N-A


Intense competition???

Matthew Evans of New Mexico celebrates (with a spelling boner, better not move his sign) during the sixth round of the Scripps 2007 Spelling Bee in Washington.

Round Seven:

Spell VAGINA.

I sure hope he can spell vagina because he certainly will never see one!

55 comments:

Sarah said...

Im turned on by good spelling

Jenny! said...

You should let the kid take a look at your clam!

captain corky said...

You dirty girls!!!

Jenny! said...

Captain:
Oh, you know you like it! You were probably that kid a few years back and your wife was like Sarah!

Yoda said...

Haven't seen a clam in 2 months. Do me a favor, will you?

Yoda said...

He may not be able to spell the word cunnilingus. Bet doing that would be tough with all those steely teeth!

Gorilla Bananas said...

"I sure hope he can spell vagina because he certainly will never see one!"

He saw one after he was born, but he might not have been paying attention.

Jeannie said...

tsk tsk tsk

what are his parents thinking by encouraging such behaviour

Paul Champagne said...

Notice that most of the kids looked the kind of alike ... probably cloned. These kids will see plenty of vagina, they are nerds and will make lots of money, and people will stop and wonder, "how did a guy like that end up with a girl like that?", they will then figure out he must be rich and continue walking, satisfied that they figured out the secret of the universe.

That wasn't too cynical ... was it?

captain corky said...

Like it? I love it Jenny!

snowelf said...

ROFL!! Seriously!

My guybestfriend and I were on the phone together watching the last few minutes of "The Bee" last night (cause we were basically making fun of it and I was wanting to watch Grey's Anatomy) But I so wish we would have seen that part!! I can't wait to tell him what we missed!

And the kid that won, he wasn't even that thrilled about it. It made me feel really bad for the other kids who had their heart set on winning it. (*And the parents who had their hearts set on their kid winning it.) To watch some poor kids crying and then have the boy who won not even really care kinda broke my heart a little bit.

(Paul, I think you're right. I totally dig geeky IT guys. But only the cool ones. ;) )

--snow

Dan Mega said...

He done saw one already yo. Right now he's doing lines of blow off Lindsay Lohan.

Flyinfox_SATX said...

Carefull, this guy looks like a young Bill Gates! Given time he'll own everything...and I mean everything!

Flyinfox_SATX

bloggingjames said...

Awwww don't be mean Jenny.

Anyway doesn't every young kid learn how to spell all the rude words before they learn to spell anything else. Or was that just me?

jungle jane said...

I can spell that! i can spell that!

C-U-N-T.

Did I win? Did I?

Fever Dog said...

It's going to be another tragic story of fame squandered -- next week he'll be found jacked up on speed, with his head inside a midget.

mutleythedog said...

Is it true that some women have two vaginas? just wondered if you knew...

Steph said...

Baaaaaahaha, You're so evil. I love it.

Ratty. said...

Mr Mutley.
Is it true that some women have two vaginas? just wondered if you knew...
Yes Mr. M it's true. It occurs in about 2% of the female population. They are very fortunate as they can 'rotate' them and leave one fallow for a year. When it is opened up for business it's as fresh as a daisy, smelling of lavender and allspice.

Ratty. said...

Minge is a nice word.

Malnurtured Snay said...

He'll totally see one -- in fifteen years, that kid'll be making more money than you and I combined!

RAFFI said...

to see a vagina all he'll have to do is peep in the mirror... and jungle jane is t-w-i-s-t-e-d

Kvatch said...

You know... I'm sure Alberto would have something to say about a competition that has our impressionable youngsters spelling such nasty words!

evalinn said...

I´m shocked. I thought u Americans were prude? What happened?

Cappy said...

I want to buy a vowell.

mutleythedog said...

I am happy to learn about the two vaginas business Mr Rat - but I would have preferred to hear it from Jenny!

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DoGGa said...

LOL - That is funny as fuck! He may see one, one day, somewhere... He'll probably do better than I am recently :[]

MyUtopia said...

What an interesting word to have kids spell.

Jenny! said...

Yoda:
Sarah will show you hers!

Jenny! said...

Yoda:
That would be painful...he's the black and decker pecker recker!

Jenny! said...

Gorilla:
Gross, but true! He will wish he could remember!

Jenny! said...

Jeannie:
Damn spellers!

Jenny! said...

Paul:
Never thought of that as an option! But that is probaly true, he will get more poon than any of us!

Jenny! said...

Captain:
Glad to hear it! It loves you too!

Jenny! said...

Snow:
They were crying...like actually crying??? Wow!!

Jenny! said...

Mega Dan:
And really, who hasn't seen Paris Hilton's vagina, so I need to change my statement to include Paris!

Jenny! said...

FlyinFox:
Maybe I should show him my vagina...then when he own's everything...he would have to share!

Jenny! said...

BlogginJames:
It was probably just you! And, I can't not be mean sometimes...somethings just can't avoid my meanness!

Jenny! said...

JJ:
Of, course you won! YOu are the only one who attempted to spell!

Jenny! said...

FeverDog:
Yuck...head inside a midget...sounds terribley disturbing...and he has braces...isn't that not allowed when you have metal mouth???

Jenny! said...

Mutley:
Is it true that some men have two cocks???

Jenny! said...

Steph:
Is it really evil to make fun of dorky/smart kids that can spell words I haven't even heard of??? I thought it was all in good fun!

Jenny! said...

Ratty:
Can both be used at the same time though???

Jenny! said...

Snay:
I know, it makes me kind of sad!

Jenny! said...

Raffi:
JJ is F-U-C-K-E-D I-N T-H-E H-E-A-D...but I love it love it love it!

Jenny! said...

Kvatch:
Nasty words are sometimes the hardest to spell, just think about how many people mispell bitch...biatch, bizatch, etc... It's very important that thes are spelled correctly!

Jenny! said...

Evalinn:
You apparantly haven't visited my blog before, prude should never again be used in this blog!

Jenny! said...

Cappy:
I would buy a U...you get some good use out of that one!

Jenny! said...

Mutley:
Sorry that Ratty beat me to it!

Jenny! said...

Dogga:
You need to get braces, big ears and a sign to hold over you junk...then and only after you spell a word correctly, beautiful woman will descend upon you and pamper you in ways you never knew!

Jenny! said...

Myutopia:
It is in the dictionary! I believe that anything in the dictionary is fair game at a Spelling Bee!

Mike M said...

Great post Jenny!!!

-0-0-

BTW, You're added to my list of favorite sites.

Jenny! said...

Mike M:
Thanks and Thanks!

zen wizard said...

I would have said, "M-A-S-S-E-N-G-I-L-L....oh, wait! Spell! I thought you said, 'Smell.'"

Ashley said...

Maybe I should start looking for dates on some spelling bee alumni website. Extra points for good grammar.