Thursday, September 27, 2007

Halloween's Coming!

I think this man may need some help removing his dick from this ginormous pumpkin! I wonder if he mistook the pumpkin for his wife?

57 comments:

Hammer said...

I thought it turned into a pumpkin at midnight

Kelly said...

is it weird that I am turned on?

Mighty Dyckerson said...

That gourd is almost as big as one of your boobies!

Yoda said...

The question is, what were you doing around the place when he was nailing the pumpkin?

Betty Boob Hug said...

hahah, very clever!

The inside of me said...

Looks like fun. Maybe I will give it a try. Great idea, :)

jford said...

Scary as pumpkin fucker! Don't let your kids go trick or treating at his house and definitely say, "No thank you" if he offers you a piece of fresh pumpkin pie.
So how is the training coming along Jen?

BEAST said...

Come on humping innanimate objects is fun....
We have all done it right ????

Brian in Oxford said...

It's a humpkin!

The hole in this pumpkin is great, I'm going to use it every day! (Well, every day but Wednesday.) Why not Wednesday?
(Wednesday's your day in the pumpkin.)

Effortlessly Average said...

So what you're saying is this pumpkin is cream filled?

RAFFI said...

he is demonstrating the new way to make a jack-o-lantern

Flyinfox_SATX said...

It's big. It's round. It's Orange. Yeah I can see that.

electro-kevin said...

I doubt he mistook it for his wife. I probably prefers the pumpkin as it is still moist.

*~*Cece*~* said...

I LOVE pumkin time!

ADW said...

Now when someone calls me pumpkin, I will laugh like a loon and not explain why.

Akelamalu said...

It's a new film "American Pumpkin"!

Jenny! said...

Hammer:
It is a pumpkin already!

Kelly:
Yes!

Dyckerson:
Yeah, but by boobies are not as lumpy!

Yoda:
I can't answer that or I would have to kill you!

Betty Boob:
Me or the dude screwing the pumpkin?

Inside of Me:
Just don't get your wang stuck!

JFord:
Thanks for asking...it's great! I wouldn't accept any pumpkin pie from him, it would probably have some extra "spice" in it!

Beast:
Yes...sadly we have all humped inatimate objects!

Brian In Oxford:
Are you on crack? Humpkin...ha ha ha!

Effortlessly Average:
Yum...the filling is the best part!

Raffi:
His way of making a jack-o-lanter should be called jack-o-hole!

FlyinFox:
So anything big and round is humpable???

Electro:
Ha ha ha! Oh, dang! That was a good one!

Cece:
Me too!

ADW:
When I call you pumpkin will you think about someone's dick stuck in you??? I will!

Akelamalu:
I suspect the special whipped cream topping on his pumpkin pie tastes mighty salty!!!

VE said...

I used to play "roll the pumpkin" too but it just takes too long for the bruises to heal after you pick up some speed down the road.

Nocturnal said...

If he mistook that thing for his wife, I'd hate to see what she looked like. I can't wait for Halloween, the *best* day of the year.

Cheers

Helen said...

I totally thought someone would make a reference to "Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater"

snowelf said...

Hahaha! Helen, that was my idea for a comment too, but I am so late getting here!!

Have a great weekend, Jenny!

--snow

Betty Boob Hug said...

you for finding it of course! the dude is a spastic if he thinks he'll be getting any lurve off an oversized vegetable...

mutleythedog said...

Is it like a pumpkin version of American pie?

I grew pumpkins last year - there are some photos of them somewhere on the net - but I forget where...

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Is Pumpkinophilia a word?

And does he get its juices going?

phishez_rule said...

I suddenly have a craving for cream of pumpkin soup.

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

I wonder how many pumpkin pies that translates into?

Jenny! said...

VE:
That sounds like a dangerous thing to do...you don't want ot get squashed by the great pumpkin.

Nocturnal:
I bet that pumpkin is more appetizing than his wife is!

Helen:
Ha ha! I can't believe no one thought of that yet either!

Snow:
You have a great weekend too!

Betty Boob:
Thanks! I thought so!

Mutley:
Growing pumpkins??? How big did they get? Can I see pictures of you trying to screw your home grown ones???

Crushed:
I would bet that he can make that pumpkin moan and scream!

Phishez:
Yummm...I love pumpkin soup!

Saintly Nick:
I bet it all depends on how damaged teh guts are after he's had his way with it!

Superstar said...

That is very disturbing.
~shivers~
Very!

captain corky said...

I feel like smashing that pumpkin on his head. Do I have unresolved anger issues?

Steph said...

Bet it's the only wet thing his shriveled cock has been in for YEARS.

Akelamalu said...

PS You have an award, please call by to collect it. :)

Gardener Greg said...

OK no pumpkin pie for me this year.

RevRee said...

you think he came?

Dan Mega said...

That would be one hell of a pie.

Ian said...

You are humorous and lovely.

Follow me and you will find peace.

TheBirdman33 said...

I can't tell you how many times I've stuck my dick in a pumpkin thinking it was that guys wife!

Crashdummie said...

Maybe he couldn't wait the pumpin being baked to a pie, so heäs going all natural?

Sassy Blondie said...

I'm not sure I'm going to buy any pumpkins this year...

mollymcmo said...

LMAO! i'm stranagely turned on too!! haha!

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minijonb said...

where's the pumpkin porn music in the background?

Keshi said...

mebbe he was just trying to change it into a carriage for Cinderella? :)

Keshi.

Don said...

I talked to the guy, He didn't mistake it for his wife. It was a PumpKin... he thought it was his daughter.

Shibari said...

So THAT is what a pumpkin.. "patch" is for...
YIKES

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The question is, what were you doing around the place when he was nailing the pumpkin?

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