I went to my first Pleasure Party on Friday and I have to say that it was quite fun! So fun, in fact, that I am hosting my own next month. They have some pretty entertaining products, some are really cheesy or cheap, but most are good quality. I sprayed some pheromone perfume on and supposedly it is supposed to make men go crazy over me, but all it accomplished was getting me humped by my friends three dogs!
The group was a bit mixed and hearing stories of some of the other nasty woman's favorite sex toy...was not cool! I don't really want to picture these woman using these products because it makes them really unappealing. There were a few really "tough" chicks...the kind of chick you would not want to come face to face with in a dark alley...these bitches could have kicked my ass! They were drinking heavily and have been to a ton of these parties and have just about every product available. One woman told everyone that she, "needs a quite vibrator so that her kids don't hear me masturbating in the other room." Oh! Well, maybe she could wait until her kids went to sleep before she abuses her twat with some vibrator that requires a 9 volt battery! Another woman mentioned that her husband likes the Raging Bull vibrator because he can watch football while his wife sits on his dick. Hmmm, that sounds like the kind of sex I want! I think instead of spending all her money on vibrators, she needs to spend some time finding a new man...one that is actually interested in having sex with her! Although, if I was her husband...I wouldn't want my cock anywhere near her scary ass vagina...so I can't really fault him for wanting to watch football. I have been dabbling with the idea of becoming a party consultant as a part-time gig for extra cash, and this is for sure the most entertaining of the choices. I mentioned to the consultant that I thought having an all man Pleasure Party would pull in a lot of cash, but she disagreed with me and said that men would just laugh and giggle about everything and then not buy anything. Well, I still disagree with her "expertise"...I think if you had a Pleasure Party for all men, they would buy ALOT for their wives and girlfriends. I think that having a woman talking about different vibrators, lotions and other toys with a group of men would convince them to buy. What do you guys think? If I hosted a party like this that had all these fun sex toys and accessories would you buy stuff for your girlfriend or wife?Can you guess which of the 3 items I purchased from the 4 pictures above?