Saturday, September 22, 2007

Pleasure Party

I went to my first Pleasure Party on Friday and I have to say that it was quite fun! So fun, in fact, that I am hosting my own next month. They have some pretty entertaining products, some are really cheesy or cheap, but most are good quality. I sprayed some pheromone perfume on and supposedly it is supposed to make men go crazy over me, but all it accomplished was getting me humped by my friends three dogs!
The group was a bit mixed and hearing stories of some of the other nasty woman's favorite sex toy...was not cool! I don't really want to picture these woman using these products because it makes them really unappealing. There were a few really "tough" chicks...the kind of chick you would not want to come face to face with in a dark alley...these bitches could have kicked my ass! They were drinking heavily and have been to a ton of these parties and have just about every product available. One woman told everyone that she, "needs a quite vibrator so that her kids don't hear me masturbating in the other room." Oh! Well, maybe she could wait until her kids went to sleep before she abuses her twat with some vibrator that requires a 9 volt battery! Another woman mentioned that her husband likes the Raging Bull vibrator because he can watch football while his wife sits on his dick. Hmmm, that sounds like the kind of sex I want! I think instead of spending all her money on vibrators, she needs to spend some time finding a new man...one that is actually interested in having sex with her! Although, if I was her husband...I wouldn't want my cock anywhere near her scary ass vagina...so I can't really fault him for wanting to watch football. I have been dabbling with the idea of becoming a party consultant as a part-time gig for extra cash, and this is for sure the most entertaining of the choices. I mentioned to the consultant that I thought having an all man Pleasure Party would pull in a lot of cash, but she disagreed with me and said that men would just laugh and giggle about everything and then not buy anything. Well, I still disagree with her "expertise"...I think if you had a Pleasure Party for all men, they would buy ALOT for their wives and girlfriends. I think that having a woman talking about different vibrators, lotions and other toys with a group of men would convince them to buy. What do you guys think? If I hosted a party like this that had all these fun sex toys and accessories would you buy stuff for your girlfriend or wife?
Can you guess which of the 3 items I purchased from the 4 pictures above?

55 comments:

Jenny! said...

I have to apologize...for being a bad blogger buddy to everyone! I have been really bad lately at keeping up and responding to everyone's comments (damn work)...and I am feeling a bit guilty! I love you all still and I will try super hard to be a better blogger!

James said...

first, third and fourth!

phishez_rule said...

I vote first, second and last.

You've got some great ideas. Maybe I should spend less time with my vibe and more time actually looking for a guy.

Nocturnal said...

Given your melons, I'd say the first one for sure along with the third/fourth.

Sounds like you had a blast little lady.

Cheers

snowelf said...

Jenny, It's fine--I know it gets crazy trying keep up with the comments sometimes! No worries!!

This is the same kind of party I went to awhile back. My cousin is a consultant and she loves it. She makes a killing at her parties!!

--snow

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I'd have to say all but number three. I have an opening for a nipple consultant if you're interested...

Yoda said...

Jenny, do ya really have to use pheromone perfume to have men think of having sex with you?? do ya? And yes, men are dogs. If that's what you meant ;-)

I would buy anything for my GF/Wife, but I thought you were supposed to find me someone cool and sexy first! Men would buy the stuff, but maybe not at first ... if they get comfy around each other, only then. See, most men don't like discussing what pleases their GF more. Its a man thing. But among friends its cool :-)

I think you totally bought the egg shaper!

Effortlessly Average said...

Hell, I'd buy just about anything, but I'd require a product demonstration first.

Seriously, I never understood why men would be shy about that sort of thing. As far as I'm concerned, if it gets her off, it's my pleasure to see to it, although I supose that has it's limits. Now all I need to do is find a woman to share them with.

Akelamalu said...

I don't think you bought any - I think you already have most of them ((wink))

fatwonkkid said...

...oh you wanted human pheromone perfume...you should have specified that!

EmRocks said...

I bet you bought numbers one and two, and now im a LITTLE BIT queezy but you should totally host those things. Youwould be good at selling shit, especially because you are so much fun!

Ashley said...

I KNOW THE ANSWER! I KNOW THE ANSWER!

You will have to tell me how they work. That was a lot of fun. You would be great at that. You are so comfortable talking about everything and are so personable.

That party was a riot and I cannot wait for the one at your house.

RevRee said...

Jenny, I have to admit something to you...

my boyfriend bought me one of those bullet looking vibrators a few months ago... I had never had one before...It's now my new favorite thing!!!!!!

I'll come to a party!

electro-kevin said...

Don't mess around, Jenny.

One of these will blow you away:

http://www.annsummers.com/rabbit.asp?utm_source=google8

electro-kevin said...

I'm an expert in toys BTW and have never been shy about buying them.

George said...

Sweetie ... I have to ask a question about something you wrote ... you said that guys would buy for wives/girlfriends? Why wouldn't a guy buy for himself ... things that could pleasure a woman ... cock rings ... anal plugs and tons of other stuff. I certainly would. I think your being a consultant would be great

RAFFI said...

you're forgiven, as long as one of the three toys is the handcuffs... of course, mine are the real kind.

Sarah said...

You know who would buy stuff if he was invited, although i am seriously afraid of what he might purchase!

I want to be invited to the next one, even though I ducked out on this last one.

And this is an easy one, you bought the fuzzy handcuffs! duh!

Keshi said...

u did not buy the handcuffs? :)

Keshi.

Jack MeHoff said...

you bought three purple dildos...

NamesAreHardToPick said...

My ex-girlfriend years back had bought this sex toy that allowed her to be a man and she seemed to enjoy it. It wasn't a strap-on, but it was some type of thing that connected to her and me. Weird, but yeah, that's the kinkiest I've ever done.

Not a huge fan of parties like that.

Slick said...

You bought the big ol' purple plastic ding dong...didn't you?

It's a shame men ain't never invited to these parties....or is it just me?

Brian in Oxford said...

You didn't buy two of everything? Ya know, as backup!

VE said...

Those make good White Elephant gifts at the next office party. That way nobody really knows for sure who brought it and I'm sure it would embarrase the shit out of whomever picked it up and opened it!

Effortlessly Average said...

Hey, I'll come to a party too, just in case any women need a live model for product demonstrations or, you know, needs an extra hand or "something."

Loaf said...

Going to have to say the Nipple Nibbles, The Cuffs and the penis egg fryer.

Flyinfox_SATX said...

Jenny!

I have had the pleasure of assisting in hosting one of these things. Think of the only male at an all female pleasure party. I was asked many times to demonstrate the merchandise...I had to decline unfortunately. I would say that you bought the cuffs. I could see you in them...you would look HOT!

Flyinfox_SATX

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

All but the egg fryer, I guess?

Hey, Jenny, don't worry, we love you anyway.

Princess Extraordinaire said...

Go for it - it sounds like a fun idea and I'd love to try each and every toy so that I could give accurate *reviews*...

-Papa said...

I say you bought the whole store. ;P

minijonb said...

it's a trick question. you bought all 4 items.

ADW said...

Oh Jenny. This is a trick question as I believe you already had all four of those items. Except maybe the handcuffs. I imagine that you have a real pair of police-issue handcuffs that you got.....

Dan Mega said...

You don't love us.

GFY hater!

TheBirdman33 said...

I must be smelling the pherimone perfume, cause I am very horny for you.

My ex from last year that I lived with, she had a party like that the weekend after we broke up. I thought that was weird cause she was scared of sex and would never try toys when we were together.

TheBirdman33 said...

I think the one item you didn't buy was the nipple cream.

How did I do?

TheBirdman33 said...

Incidentally, I want you t ocome here and set up a party with me

up for it? =)

chuckdaddy2000 said...

Hmmm... A guy pleasure party. The girl one's sort of make more sense since they are kind of deviated tupperware parties.

It would have to be the right host, and a bawdy funny one like you would probably be perfect. Still, the whole thing seems a little odd to me. I think most guys are just pretty satisfied by sex on its own, but maybe I'm wrong.

What about a pleasure party for gay guys? I bet you could sell a bundle there.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

The wife hosted one of those parties a couple of years ago.

Women are whores. I love it.

Hammer said...

I wonder why they don't have those parties for men... ;)

Crashdummie said...

my guess is that you bought 3 and got the 4th for free ;)

Hey, gotto take care of you VIP customers innit

Akelamalu said...

PS You have an award. :)

The Diva's Thoughts said...

I think 1, 2 and 3. I don't think an all guy party would work. Most men are not that into toys and gadgets and other sex paraphernalia. If it was a co-ed party then you'd be better off.

The Diva's Thoughts said...

Oh I almost forgot...you wold be a great host/consultant.

Christie said...

I don't know what you bought, but I did buy the first one. It is delicious, I must say.

captain corky said...

Work sucks. I hate fucking work.

But I love sex and would definitely come to one of your parties. ;)

Effortlessly Average said...

Ok, I want to know why I never meet women who think this way. Where the hell are they? Maybe I should stop hanging out at the church single's nights.

hahahahahahahaaaa... oooh that's a good one: I'd spontaneously combust if I tried to walk into a church.

*~*Cece*~* said...

Hmmm, I know my husband has NO problems w/toys in our bedroom so he wouldn't be giggly about shopping. BUT being in a room full of manly-men, they tend to bag on each other. Can't you just hear it now: What? Can't you satisfy your woman? Is that why she needs a vibrator? or What? Can't you keep it hard w/o a cock ring? So I'm not sure an all guys thing would work. But hey, I say don't knock it til you try it!

This reminds me, I think I'll do a little online shopping tonight. *wink*

*~*Cece*~* said...

Oh! And really I don't think I'd want to be around my BIL's and Mister's friends having them know what we're going to stick up my twat. I think that'd be a little uncomfortable, you know. lol

random moments said...

Oh I want some nipple nibblers! Haha! Did you get those?

I almost bought some boob pasta to make one night for my unknowing boyfriend. The games you can get from those parties are a blast too!

If I lived near, I'd so come to your party!

Steph said...

I have a boy who appreciates all my toys which is a good thing because I'm running out of closet space to stash them in ;)

Superstar said...

I am SOOOOO in love with B.O.B.

I couldn't live without one!

The egg fryer is AWESOME!!!

Michael5000 said...

Five days, no posts? Unheard of. So, what we're all wondering is,

a) is jenny!'s new job kicking her ass, or

b) is she locked in her room, incapacitated from five straight days with the new pleasure toys?

mollymcmo said...

i would totally go to a party like that.

i'm a little hot and interested just looking at the pics!!!

i have to agree with you...chick with the football husband needs a new man!

m

Jenny! said...

Hey ya'll!

Did you miss me yet???

The correct answer is...

1
2
3

...but I want 4!

Miss Smack said...

OMG, those stories are ick, but I guess its natural for people to share them. I'm pretty open about this stuff, but I have not shared personal use stories... I might buy one and giggle, but yeh.

I think you'd make a great consultant at these parties because although you're open and funny about this matters, you're also cultured enough to know when to guide people back on the wagon of decent smut, as opposed to disgusting twat stories.