Thursday, December 27, 2007

When Bugs Fuck!


This poster is the French attempt for an AIDS awareness campaign. I don't really get the connection between giant insects and AIDS. Is the poster trying to say that insects are dirty so you shouldn't fuck them...especially giant insects that could sting off your pecker? When I think of AIDS, I don't imagine a large arachnid licking me...do spiders even have tongues? And that scorpions pincher's make traditional nipple clamps look tame. So next time you fuck a large insect...wear a condom folks!

69 comments:

fatwonkkid said...

while the guy is fucking the scorpion, it can insert the stinger into the guy's ass....doesn't anal sex lead to AIDS?

Yoda said...

At least they are getting some action! I'd kill for some right now!!

Hammer said...

I heard that asshoppers are really dangerous.

minijonb said...

well, i associate my ex-wife with all kinds of blood sucking insects, so this isn't too much of a stretch for me.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I got fucked by a spider once. That bitch was all hands.

Brian in Oxford said...

I'm amused by the chick getting the big fuzzy finger...one of eight, I believe, with an arachnid!

random moments said...

That is SO disturbing!!!

BUMBLE!!! said...

Maybe it's a William Burroughs thing.

Sarah said...

I love these ads. They get your attention, that's fo sho!

marky said...

French kissing, that's all. Happy New Year.

VE said...

Sorry, being a guy; I just couldn't do something that hairy! Besides, they probably have maggot breath...

BEAST said...

Shite , I wonder what sort of freak thought those up ???

Kelly said...

LOL That looks freaking nuts.

Can you imagine seeing those posters on the subway? hahaha

"Mommy, why is that guy naked on top of a bug?"

"Honey, he is just getting the scorpion to lick the water off after his shower."

"Isn't that dangerous, mommy?"

"Yes, it spreads AIDS"

"What is AIDS?"

"Don't be a whore, or fuck bugs and it won't matter."

"OK"

That wasn't really that funny. But I'm bored.

Em said...

Oh my...not sure about the connection between bugs and AIDS, but I definitely feel less horny now.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Ok, a bit bizarre.

AIDS

Arachnid and Insect Divergent Sex.

Did no one tell you?

Young, Horny, and a Teacher said...

oh i get the ad with the spider. my friend got pregnant by one and he don't pay child support. The scorpion one...not so much

Christie said...

The spider one creeps me out. Gross. I didn't even notice the scorpion for awhile, I was focusing on that guys ass.

Sassy Blondie said...

I got nothing for this...nothing! The whole thing creeps me out like nothing else!

mutleythedog said...

It looks strangely erotic Jenny!! Have a nice new year ...

Jeanette said...

Bugs creep me out. Now AIDS creeps me out. Wow, it worked!

seedsaside said...

Arachnids are here symbols for danger. In most people's mind, mygales and scorpions are poisonous. The idea behind the ad campaign is to remember people that whatever they do, they best get protected. It's as simple as that.

captain corky said...

That second pic is enough to keep me abstinent. At least for the next 5 minutes. ;)

Rick said...

Yuck! And body armor.

electro-kevin said...

You don't post much, Jenny - but when you do ... by 'eck !

Typical of the French I'm afraid. The nation that likes to eat snails and frog's legs whilst eschewing McDonald's.

Don't let it put you off visiting though. Superb railways, food and culture - even if the people are full of Gallic arrogance.

Believe me it wasn't the humans in danger in those picutures.

;-)

You have a good New Year.

DoGGa said...

Whoa... I'm on the pull for a scorpion now - I love long nails down my back!!! :0]

Princess Extraordinaire said...

Actaully it kinda turns me on...

The Diva's Thoughts said...

I don't get the connection either.

Hey where have you been girl??!! I haven't seen you around in a long time.

Robot Zombie Vampire said...

I have never cried so much while jerking off to something in my entire life.

Nocturnal said...

Happy New Year Jennster, all the best to you and yours.

Cheers

Ryan said...

I quit taking advantage of insects after moving to TX...

They have women here.

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Happy New Year!

In the New Year,
may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship,
but never in want.

TheBirdman33 said...

I wish I had scene these posters BEFORE I went out for New Years...now I am paranoid!

Ashley said...

I have really been contemplating hooking up with a scorpion. This totally solved that dilemma for me!

Flyinfox_SATX said...

Betcha the Chick is getting off on the potential of all those legs.

Flyinfox_SATX

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

That picture of the guy and the scorpion is appalling!

*~*Cece*~* said...

LMAO! Oh they're way off, aren't they.

Tyler Durden said...

Way to go spider! That chick is hot!

SMARTBuddy said...

Hi Jenny, Ive been away for a while. Its nice to see youre doing the shocking posts better than ever!

Thomas said...

Hey!

La Cremiere said...

How do you come up with that?!
anyone, recommendation noted, I won't have sex with spiders or scorpions or any other bugs.

jford said...

I guess the moral of the story is sometimes you just have to keep bugging your partner if you really want sex!

Ms Smack said...

WOW, they're amazing images.

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