Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Will You Lick it???


This Welch's ad is running in People magazines and is really kind of inventive. I saw it and I was like, hmmm, gross...should I lick the paper to taste it? Then I was thinking that someone may have licked it before me, like my mailman...and I DO NOT want to spit swap with my mailman...no offence man, but you are rank! So, since it was sealed and I saw no sign of foul play, I peeled off the taste strip and stuck my tongue out....and....it tasted like rotten grape flavored taint! If that is what Welch's tastes like...I am all set!

42 comments:

*~*Cece*~* said...

Because scratch & sniff ain't good enough anymore, right?

fatwonkkid said...

sorry..when you weren't looking i rubbed my unwashed ass on your mag...

it would be funny if the stupid lick and taste was tainted with e. coli and welches got their ass sued for it....not that i would want you to get e.coli....but it would be amusing.

Brian in Oxford said...

Jenny, doesn't taint have a flavor all of its own?

Tyler Durden said...

I'd lick it! God knows I have licked worst shit than paper.

DoGGa said...

I see a whole market opening up here!!! :]

Yoda said...

ewwww! I could never lick paper!!

MsPuddin said...

lol

Wtf is juice, I want grape drink!

MsP

captain corky said...

When I tasted it, it tasted like snasberry. Snasberry tastes like Snasberry ya know.

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badkelly said...

ewww... can you imagine someone tasting that as they use the mag as bathroom reading material. grossness.

jford said...

That is a particularly twisted advertising concept, lick a juice strip. Be afraid, be very afraid!

Christie said...

Thanks but no thanks. I can barely stand the cologne or perfume adds they insist on cramming into all magazines. When they all mix together it just smells horrible.

electro-kevin said...

What an interesting question, Jenny !

Your friend the street bum might have licked it before the mailman. Or even your mate Creepy Fucker.

There's no harm in swapping spit within your community is there ?

How are you, Jenny ? Hope you're well.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

So what the hell was the tasty fact??!

Jake Titus said...

I hope that you mean't to say. . . . "what I imaging rotten grape flavored taint must taste like". . . Because, if you actually know that taste, that would be a really interesting story

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Sounds like Welch’s made a poor advertising move!

nudeman40 said...

mmm this opens up worlds one can only imagine... Playboy mag with lick strips??

Effortlessly Average said...

"...I peeled off the taste strip and stuck my tongue out....and....it tasted like rotten grape flavored taint!"

Replace "taste strip" with "thong" and you've just described an Italian girl I dated.

mutleythedog said...

In this country it is advertised by Bill Oddie...

TheBirdman33 said...

I enjoy a nice grape flavored taint every now and again

Cappy said...

Can't wait until the Victoria's Secret catalog starts using these.

La Cremiere (aka Helene) said...

Hahahaha. I saw this on the news, no one wanted to lick the magazine. I would not worry about the mail man but geez the printinf machine!!! I'm not into fetish.

Palm Springs Savant said...

mmm I like scrath n sniffs

TheBirdman33 said...

I miss your naughty self

xoxox

Flyinfox_SATX said...

Will you ever post again? I am going through serious Jenni Withdrawl here.....

Flyinfox_SATX

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Jane said...

Stake out the bookstore.

Any man who'll lick that, well, he'll lick anything, right? :)

Aimee said...

Oh my god. that's horrible!

Superstar said...

*shivers*
as a germ a phobe...Im remembering the whole "scratch and sniff" phase....
*shivers*
LICK the paper???
GROOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!!!

just a girl... said...

wow you are really fucking creative. angry and bitter, i like to call it BJ bitter and jaded. come say Hi.

honkeie2 said...

Whats next? Scratch and sniff porn mags?!?

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