1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER
6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG
7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY
9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER
11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK
12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
13. WHLE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS
14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL
18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
National Condom Week
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4 comments:
My favories are "before u attack her, wrap your whacker". I don't think that I've ever called it a whacker. I also like "don't be silly, protect your willy". I also like number six because it says dong. There are so many words that are okay to say for penis, but not many for the vagig. The only ones that I can think of besides box make me kind of sick to say.
Box is kind of nasty! I would rather call it the P or C word!
dongs have so many names becuase they are goofy looking. A vagig is just kind of there but a pecker grows and changes color and some guys can make it wiggle or twitch. Other than give life to new babies a vagig just doesn't do anything cool!
This is true. I guess I would sit around and come up with more names if I could do something cool with my vagig. Oh, I thought of another one...baby hole.
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