Monday, April 23, 2007

Concert Ramblings




I went to the Christina Aguilar concert on Saturday night and was not impressed (sorry J-Dawg). The first opening act was Danity Kane, who sucked it up the butt! I have never heard five girls sound like dying cows on stage. I never watched the show on MTV so I have no connection to them. It was a sorry sight, I could have gotten up there with my girls and performed better (well, except for the cute little outfits with the "banging" bodies in them). The next act was The Pussycat Dolls. Now I went to the concert thinking that I was going to take a nap during their act or just stand outside and smoke, but seriously they were AWESOME! I now consider myself an honorary Pussy! Those girls have the tightest bodies I have ever seen. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, moves on them when they dance. There are 6 Pussies total and it appears that 5 of them are completely useless except for the dancing they do. They work their sweet tight asses off on the stage, I bet they slept real good that night! If it wasn't for the fact that they look like trannies in the face, I would totally turn into a carpet muncher! So, anyway, I guess I should put my boner away and get to the main attractions. I like Christina, don't love her like J-Dawg, but she's okay. I have to say that her Dirty Tour was a much better show. I guess I like my girls "Dirty", not all classy and shit. I am tired of going to concerts and feeling like I am going to a Broadway production. I miss the days when there weren't all the props and costume changes. X-Tina actually had a circus set for a portion of the concert, I was shocked that it didn't smell like elephant shit and nasty kids in there. I wish performers would just have a concert and sing, a little dancing is okay, but nothing staged and choreographed. Tickets are so damn expensive and if you want a souvenir forget it, it would be cheaper to buy a life time supply of blow jobs from the hooker down the street. I miss the olden days of cheap tickets, no fuss and muss and just the artist and his/her music.

10 comments:

Hammer said...

I used to feel the same way about poison ;)

lol you crack me up.

mutleythedog said...

Those pussies! I told them off later when they were all round my place for a nude massage session - they just work too hard don't you think?

Brooklyn Frank said...

well said, babe.

Jenny! said...

Hammer:

Poison???? Really!!!!

Jenny! said...

Mutley:

I agree, they need a day off! It's hard work massaging your big dick!

Jenny! said...

Brooklyn Frank:

Thanks!

Ratty. said...

These pussy cat girls.
If you have their telephone numbers I would be most grateful. I am working hard to expand my unique collection of soiled celebrity undergarments - I think we could do business.

Sarah said...

Ok so I must disagree a little....

DK rocked it hard core. They did P-Diddy proud.

The pussies suck, hehehehe. I disliked them going in and I still do. I did like the three girls that do not sing though.

and as for Christina, I think she over sang it a little which is sad becuase she has a great voice!

Jenny! said...

Ratty:

If I had their #'s do you really think I would share???

Jenny! said...

Sarah:

If P-Diddy is proud of that...then he must be deaf!