Thursday, May 03, 2007

Breast Talk


So, during lunch I was trying to decide what to post about this afternoon. After thinking long and hard (no I am not referring to your junk Ratty), and noticing a man staring, I decided on breastfeeding. I am huge advocate for breastfeeding, in fact I feel that a woman should breastfeed her baby unless there is a medical reason why she can't. There is no good reason to not breastfeed. Now, I'm not a crazy La Lecha League member or anything, but it's one of those things that I feel strongly about.


My questions is this...Do men who are not breastfeed as infants stare at woman's tits more than men who were breastfeed?


Here's what I am thinking...all men like boobs...right??? The psychological link is that men are attracted to large breasts because they would be able to provide more milk for their children and ensure survival (back in the day). So are modern day men craving breasts because they weren't breastfeed? Since we no longer have to relay on breast milk for our children's survival, are breasts just becoming unimportant? And will they eventually genetically phase out because there isn't a practical use for boobs anymore (covering with whipped cream isn't practical...FYI)?

48 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

"My questions is this...Do men who are not breastfeed as infants stare at woman's tits more than men who were breastfeed?"

I doubt it. Men don't think of women's boobs as udders. They just want to put their heads between them and go blub-blub-blub.

Jenny! said...

Gorilla:

But like subconciously...like really deep deep in the mind?

Hammer said...

I was bottle fed and I'm boobie man. I talk to men who were breast fed and they mostly claim to be ass men.

I guess anecdotally at least I believe it makes a difference.

Yoda said...

I think I was breast fed. Donno for sure though, I don't want to freak out my mom by calling her all of a sudden and asking her this.

That said, I'm a big fan of boobies. Maybe that is because all the girls I've dated so far were maybe "less endowed" in that area. Not that I cared much, but I always thought that more boobs can never hurt! :-p

I don't think they'll fade out genetically. This is simply because men are WAYYY too attracted to boobs. As a result, females with good boobs will always get the more attractive mates (statistically speaking ... I've seen losers with GFs who have a huge rack). This of course has a snowballing effect. The men who get to lay the big boobied chics pass on their genes to the offspring who in-turn like bigger boobies. So, there ya have it!

Yoda said...

Also please forgive the man for staring at your tits as you would forgive a child staring at a Popsicle on a hot summer day.

People stare at what they want. I'm sure your tits freakin' hot!

captain corky said...

"And will they eventually genetically phase out because there isn't a practical use for boobs anymore"?

God Fordbid!

Brooklyn Frank said...

we're (straight men) biologically programmed to like breasts (and ass, and females in general) to want to have sex to keep the species going.

Baba Ganoush said...

I don't know if I was breastfed or not, but I do like boobs!

I never used to be a big "boob guy." When my wife was breast feeding, she strictly forbid me from going near them, which made me even want them more.

Now that that's all done, I still crave the boob!

Ratty. said...

Jenny.
A good question. I was breast fed as a baby and really don't have too much interest in a women's breasts. It certainly isn't the part of her body that I find immediately sexually attractive so maybe you are right.
Men are strange creatures and some like bottoms, thighs, legs, feet and many other parts of a women's body in preference to her breasts - different cultures also find different parts of the body attractive, so what's behind that.
I am sure some women are attracted to a man's nipples/breasts, what's that all about?
Anyway, I get the impression that you are a spirited sort of girl so I'm surprised you didn't ask the staring man, in a loud voice, if he hadn't seen a pair of tits before?

Jenny! said...

Hammer:

SO I am not just making up crazy claims!

Jenny! said...

Yoda:

That's a good idea not to freak out your mom, she would probaly think you are one of the weirdo's buying breast milk online and disown you! When you say "good boobs" do you mean implants, b/c in that case genetically all the offspring will have small chests and then they will eventually phase out, we will just keep getting implants! And, I don't mind men staring at my boobs!

Jenny! said...

Captain:

Right!

Jenny! said...

Brooklyn:

I know to keep the species going we need sex and shit, but if boobs aren't being used for their "purpose" wouldn't they eventually disappear much like webbed toes?

Jenny! said...

Baba:

When I was breast feeding, they were totally off limits too...I don't know but it was weird for me to feed my child and then have my fiance fondle and such with them too...that creeped me out...now that I am done breastfeeding my fiance has become a breast addict! I don't mind, b/c they are a lot more sensitive now and I enjoy breast time so much more!

Jenny! said...

Ratty:

Bitch tits on a man is so not attractive!!! You pose a good question, I am going to have to research that more deeply. I would have said something excpet for the fact that there were cooworkers around me and I don't want to come off as the psycho chick at work right away!

Ratty. said...

Jenny
Analysing the problem and searching into the inner compartments of my mind, I have an answer as to why a ladies tits aren't that important to me. I think back to the time when I was all but 9 months old, my mother would thrust a huge nipple into my mouth that tasted of rancid moth balls. To add insult to injury she would then have a massive orgasm whilst I was feeding and that would completely put me off my breakfast- I would long for the day when a beef sandwich would be the norm

Yoda said...

Ahhh ... no, I didn't mean the fake ones. I'm not a very big fan of those. I'm 100% natural kinda guy :-)

Jenny! said...

Ratty:

You are a sick sick man!

Jenny! said...
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mutleythedog said...

This is an important question Jenny. I for one would like to think of an experiment that could test your theory. errrrrmm oooooooh aaaaaarh - this is science Ms J - do try and help.

Yoda said...

Jenny: I just bought my tickets at Southwest.com. I'm coming over for a look.

:-p

We're on the same page AND you've got lovely boobs ... what are we waiting for ... we should marry right away!!

Jenny! said...

Yoda:

How did you afford that ticket...with your grad school income???

Yoda said...

Jenny dear you hit me where it hurts most! Not my balls, my pocket!

Its just $50 one-way to Chicago :-)

Yoda said...

I'm wondering that after I get there, we'll get married and I don't need to come back. That's why one-way ... yes, that's why!

Ratty. said...

You are a sick sick man!

But Jenny, things are on the mend and I'm really nice to children and small animals - promise.

Malnurtured Snay said...

I honestly have no idea if I was breast-fed or not, but I'd stare. After all, BOOBIES!

zen wizard said...

Well, the reason that men like large breasts is the same reason that a woman likes a greaser, black leather-clad biker tough guy on a Harley with 500 tattoos who treats her slightly better than his kick-stand: 50,000 years of "hunter/gatherer" conditioning outweighs 2,000 years of Judeo-Christian conditioning when you get to base-level subliminal attraction like that.

mutleythedog said...

Have you lifted you article from here Ms J?

http://jhl.sagepub.com/

Jenny! said...

Mutley:

I would be glad to help out in any way possible!

Jenny! said...

Yoda:

I make enough money for the two of us...we can live happily ever after!

Jenny! said...

Ratty:

You are still very very twisted, and that isn't always a BAD thing...

Jenny! said...

Snay:

It sounds like you are having cravings...must have been bottle fed!!!

Jenny! said...

Zen:

You got it! That's what I am trying to get at, sometimes I am not as articulate and eloquent!

Jenny! said...

Mutley:

I never plagarize! That was all me...don't you think I am smart now too???

James Burnett said...

Funny question. I agree with gorilla bananas though. Men don't see boobs as milk suppliers. Seriously, I must've been over-breastfed when I was a baby, 'cause now I don't give two craps about boobs. I'm an ass man.

Anyway, before I say anything else stupid, cool blog. Found it through Dan's Blabalog. I'll be back to read more.

Jenny! said...

James:

Thanks for reading...I will check out your blog as well! I bet you like ass b/c you were satisfied as a breasfeed baby!

briliantdonkey said...

Hey Jenny,

I found you via your comment over at JB's place. Interesting topic. I too am whole heartedly an ass man. Whether I was breast fed or not I have NO idea and like someone else said there is NO way Im calling mom to ask.

"Hi Mom, Happy Mothers day! ummmm was I breast fed as a baby?"

I'll pass. Then again being #7 of eight kids she used to be fond of saying "I had six before you so nothing you try will catch me off gaurd,,,,,I have seen/heard it all". I always believed that.....Until now. This may work!

Gotta go, take care


BD

briliantdonkey said...

LOVE your list of movies btw. Am watching shield season 5 as we speak as well. Guess I know who to blame for netflix taking this long to get it to me.

BD

The Man at the Pub said...

Boobs are good...period. I don't know why men are still attracted to two lumps of fat on a woman's chest, I guess it is still a vestigal impulse from our monkey days. Evolution takes millions of years and humans have developed very rapidly. But some old habits are hard to break I suppose.

As to bottle fed men being more interested in tits, it aint necessarily so.

Ratty. said...

Jenny has not been seen since Friday.
I bet she is round at that dog Mutley's house getting a reet good seeing to. Lucky dog!

mutleythedog said...

I love you....milk and honey....zzzzz

Ratty. said...

Now I'm really worried. Jenny was last seen at Mr. Mutley's house on Friday. Since then not a sight or sound of her. I have telephoned the police in Bridport but they said they had more important things to do than go round banging on doors looking for a septic. Bloody nerve - I lodged a complaint. This is taking on the mantle of Norman Bates, et al.

Jenny! said...

BD:

Thanks for the comment, I will check out your blog! I don't think there's anything wrong with asking your mom that...it would make her remember the days when you were a little squirt...that might be a great mother's day memory!

Jenny! said...

BD:

I waited forever for Netflix. It sucks when you don't get the ones you really truly want!

Jenny! said...

Pub Man:

Thanks for commenting! The lumps of fat on a woman's chest line was really gross...I don't tend to think of them like that, but now I am a bit grossed out by mine!

Jenny! said...

Ratty:

Thanks for being so concerned, Mutley gave it to me good so I wasn't able to walk or talk this whole weekend!

Jenny! said...

Mutley:

I love you too!

Ratty. said...

Thanks for being so concerned, Mutley gave it to me good so I wasn't able to walk or talk this whole weekend!
Well done Mr. Mutley, I just knew you would. Bravo, Bravo.