Thursday, May 17, 2007

New Campaign Song


I voted for Hillary Clinton!!!

NOT!!!

I voted for Hillary's campaign song. Hillary has decided to let the voters decide her new theme song for her Presidential campaign.
There are no write-ins, which is a bummer.
Vote Now! (Official Site)


Here are the songs I picked for Hillary's campaign:

"All I need is a miracle" by Mike & the Mechanics
"Ain't No Other Man" by Christina Aguilera
"Ain't Too Proud To Beg" by The Temptations
"All Screwed Up" by ACDC
"Armageddon" by Def Leppard
"Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen
"Ballbreaker" by ACDC
"Big Balls" by ACDC
"Black Magic Woman" by Santana
"Boys Don't Cry" by The Cure
"Damned" by ACDC
"Don't Know Why" by Norah Jones
"Dragon Attack" by Queen
"Everybody Wants To Rule The World" by Tears for Fears
"Fool Fool Fool" by Elivs Presley
"Hell on Earth" by Motorhead
"I Want Your Sex" by George Michael
"I'm Your Man" by WHAM!
"In My Dreams" by Dokken
"Maneater" by Daryl Hall & John Oates
"Never" by Heart
"Rescue Me" by Aretha Franklin
"Rock Bottome" by Eminem
"Run Like Hell" by Pink Floyd
"She Drives Me Crazy" by Fine Young Cannibals
"SOS" by Rihanna
"Tears In Heaven" by Eric Clapton
"That'll Be The Day" by Buddy Holiday
"Under My Skin" by Frank Sinatra
"When The Children Cry" by White Lion
"Your Wildest Dreams" By The Moody Blues

Do you have any good songs for Hillary???


30 comments:

Ratty. said...

'Where the blue of the night meets the gold of the day.' Bing Crosby.

Yoda said...

"Don't Cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me" -- Pussycat Dolls

Jenny! said...

Ratty:
That sounds too positive...I am thinking more along the lines of "I hate Hillary" type!

Jenny! said...

Yoda:
I actually thought of that one, but since I adore PCD - I didn't want to tarnish that song and think of Hillary's cunt everytime the song was on.

Yoda said...

do you think Hillary's cunt is hairy or clean shaven?

Jenny! said...

Yoda:
I am pretty sure that Hillary's beaver is hairy than Ratty's balls (wink wink)!

zen wizard said...

"Witchy Woman" by the Eagles.
"The Bitch is Back" by Elton John.
"Big Bottom" by Spinal Tap.
"It's My Party" by Leslie Gore.
"Tell Momma All About It," by Etta James.

Jenny! said...

Zen:
Good ones...I knew I could count on you to provide some excellent suggestions!

don said...

Lies,Lies,Lies,Yeah - Thompson Twins
For Whom the Bells Tolls - Metallica
Crown of Darkness - Paradise Lost
Fake Ass Bitches - 2 Pac
Hell Awaits - Slayer
Farm From Good - Wookie Foot
Welcome to the Machine - Pink Floyd
Heart of Steel - Manowar
Fear is the Key - Iron Maiden
Hell 4 a Hustler - 2 Pac

Sarah said...

How about "Girls" by the Beastie Boys

Yoda said...

"No woman, no cry" -- Bob Marley

"Black magic woman" -- Santana.

Ratty. said...

'Get down and suck my cock' Vera Lynn.

DoGGa said...

LOL @ Ratty!

jungle jane said...

How about "Die and go to hell, bitch" by Screaming Foetus??

Jenny! said...

Don:
I like the 2 Pac ones best! I don't think I included any rap artists on my list, damn white girl!

Jenny! said...

Sarah:
Are you implying that Hillary is a carpet muncher????

Jenny! said...

Yoda:
I got the Santana one already...nice to know you "read" my blog!!!

Jenny! said...

Ratty:
Excellent, that is more like it!

Jenny! said...

Dogga:
Right, he cracks my ass up!

Jenny! said...

JJ:
I think that was Hillary's campaign song when she was running for Senator!

Ratty. said...

That old standard, 'when it's coming down my pipe, I wish my cock was a mile long' by Nat King Cole.

mutleythedog said...

I guess you like heavy metal Jen?

How about Dazed & Confused, Led Zeppelin?

was it good for you?

Yoda said...

So, I take it you're a Obama groupie then?

:-p

Jenny! said...

Ratty:
That is a classic!

Jenny! said...

Mutley:
I am a fan of the metal...Dazed and Confused...who not me!

Jenny! said...

Yoda:

FUCK NO! I think I would actually vote for Hillary over Obama, but only if a gun was pointed at my head. I get weird feelings or senses about people and I get a very bad sense about Obama, everyone thinks I'm nuts, but I am telling you my gut tells me bad bad things!

Ratty. said...

Jenny, your instinct is great. Obama is the devils spawn. He was brought forth from the union of Old Beelzebub and Witney Houston. She was pissed or something at the time and didn't feel him finding his way up her honey box.
That Clinton bloke, when he enjoyed the mouth of Monica, is it true he said, "Oh my, Oh my' Oh my."

Jenny! said...

Ratty:
Bill said more than that when he was filling Monica's mouth, I am sure b/c Hillary's mouth is full of acid and would have burned his dick right off!

Fever Dog said...

"Your Missus is a Nutter" -- Goldie Lookin' Chain (could also use "Your Mother Has a Penis" or "Half-Man, Half-Machine")
"I Predict a Riot" -- Kaiser Chiefs
"There's No Home For You Here" -- White Stripes
"Sorted Out for Es and Whizz" -- Pulp
"Cold Hard Bitch" -- Jet

...and I'm spent

Jenny! said...

Fever Dog:

I can't believe that I didn'tthink of the Jet song...that one is perfect!