Thursday, May 17, 2007

ANTM

America's Next Top Model ended last night...sad sad sad! I love the show but was kind of disappointed in the end. I didn't love any of the girls this season and the closest one for me to love was Renee - 2nd runner up....damnit! Jaslene won and I am only semi-happy about this. Basically, I wanted anyone to win but Natasha! I fucking hated that girl with a passion.

Jaslene is good for high couture fashion and "fierce" photos, but as far as Cover Girl goes, she just doesn't have it. She also can't speak well...she sounds like a deaf chick with a ghetto accent. It is awful and Cover Girl would be stupid to air her commercials.

I do prefer Jaslene over...


The fucking stupidest girl in ANTM history. She is a cute, sweet Russian girl purchased by an American man with a small dick and a big wallet. English is her 2nd language so she had no clue what was going on, couldn't follow directions and acted like everything was praise when it was really criticism. The judges thought she had a great spirit and nice features...I agree she is a pretty girl, but she is so fucking slow. Her "great spirit" comes from lack of understanding. She looks life a fucking monkey without professional make-up and hair. I could not stand her, and either could the girls on the show...and NO it is NOT jealousy! Yes, she is a pretty girl, but fuck me, she is frustrating! Go try out for Russia's Next Top Model! And stop trying to dignify the fact that you were a mail-order-bride...that ain't classy honey!

16 comments:

Ratty. said...

Anna Kournakova is a Russian so is Vladimir Putin. Both Russian but both very different.

Fever Dog said...

I'd like to see Putin on ANTM. I've never watched a whole episode of the show -- part-episodes were occasionally watched with an ex. But I just loved your descriptions of the Russian girl -- mean, but funny

Hammer said...

I've never heard of the show but I like normal looking women with curves and flaws and thick glasses and stuff..

Is that weird?

Jenny! said...

Ratty:
Do you have a thing for Anna Kournakova??? She always seems to come up! Or you always seem to "come up" when mentioning her!

Jenny! said...

Fever Dog:
I have a hard time being nice and funny...it doesn't work well!

Jenny! said...

Hammer:
How have you never heard of ANTM??? OMG...that is a crime! The thick glasses part is a little weird, but there ain't nothing wrong with some cushin for the pushin!

zen wizard said...

"Whew! Glad that $h!t's over! I'm starving! Break out the Haagen Dazs so I can bloat up again!!"

Tyra Banks.

Jenny! said...

Zen/Tyra:
Take that girdle off while your at it...it makes your eyes bug out all crazy like!

Yoda said...

I am by no means a Cover Girl reader, but I simply don't see ANTM as a big thing. As a "normal" person, I can't remember who was the last winner, though I know that Taylor Hicks won the Idol. No, I don't watch Idol either.

I've intermittently seen the show, but I get turned off by all the totally unnecessary drama. They don't show any skin either. Most of the chicks are godawful to look at without makeup.

Sarah said...

I kind of like Jaslene, though I agree I do not wan to hear her speak.

I can't wait for the next ANTM, I always watch it at the beginning then lose interest and then watch it at the end.

Since I cannot be in ANTM maybe next season I will try to watch the whole season so I can hate characters too!

Ratty. said...

Do you have a thing for Anna Kournakova

Whenever I see her, hear her or think of her I come over all romantic - I could eat her shit.

jungle jane said...

I would be interested in a show called "America's Top Mingers". i much prefer perving over fat ugly people than these fancy model-type chicks.

Jenny! said...

Yoda:
The totally unnecessary drama is the best part! You totally watch Idol don't you???

Jenny! said...

Sarah:
Please watch it, the only person I know to watch it is Judy and Maggie and I need someone else to talk to about it (you know how talking with them goes)!

Jenny! said...

Ratty:
YOu should see if Ebay sells it!

Jenny! said...

JJ:
That might not be a bad idea, you should pitch it to the networks!