Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Would You Like Ganga With That?


A 17 year old McDonald's employee is facing drug charges after hiding marijuana in a Happy Meal. Ottawa Police Chief said a man and his three children went through a McDonald's drive-through Monday to order Happy Meals. One of the children, an 8-year-old girl, found a lighter, pipe, and bag of marijuana in her Happy Meal. Her father went to the police. Brandon Scott of Ottawa, was arrested and charged with possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia, thanks to the help of the McDonald's owners.

25 comments:

minijonb said...

"Would you like the munchies with that Ganga Meal?"

Jenny! said...

minijonb:

That will be 49 cents extra!

zen wizard said...

So we don't ruin her innocence, we should probably tell the little girl that the Hamburglar put that stuff in there, and those were just his hamburglary tools he uses to break into the McSafe at the First National McBank.

jungle jane said...

Fuck. i went to Maccas to score some pot and all i ended up with was a lousy Big Mac. Bastards.

Jenny! said...

Zen:
And that Ronald McDonald is a woman!

JJ:
You forgot to ask for the "special sauce" on the side!!!

Dan said...

If that happened to me I would have asked for it to be Super Sized.

Hammer said...

I bet the 8 year old stashed her own weed in there and blamed it on the poor guy working the french fry computer.

Yoda said...

Come to think of it, Marijuana could be actually making billions believe that the burgers have any taste at all. that they're not just fried stale meat.

Thinking of eating at McD's gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Fever Dog said...

At least he wasn't selling it and hiding it in Happy Meals...

DoGGa said...

Hahaha oops!
The golden M never seem to get any orders correct, but the addition of some canabis... Mmm, I may be able to forgive and forget!

Ratty. said...

Ronald McDonald is a fucking pervert. I still have nightmares about the bastard. I complained to the Catholic church but they said it was my fault because I was a nice looking 12 year old and extremely provocative.

captain corky said...

Bummer! All I got in my number 3 was some rat excrement.

mutleythedog said...

Do you have to be stupid to work at McDs???

Jenny! said...

Dan:
Right, too bad that fucker made a movie and we can't get our pot extra large now!

Jenny! said...

Hammer:
I would, shit you don't want to go down on possession charges!

Jenny! said...

Yoda:
Fried stale meat...yum! I actually like their "meat" better than the chicken that was rejected by dog food companies!

Jenny! said...

Fever Dog:
Hiding your stash in a Happy Meal is just retarded!

Jenny! said...

Dogga:
Absolutely, The sucky service would be acceptable with a side of illegal drugs!

Jenny! said...

Ratty:
Well, what do you expect from a clown that hangs out in "kiddy" joints! You should take your complaint all the way up to the Pope...see what he says!

Jenny! said...

Captain:
You should consider your self lucky, after all you didn't get the whole rat!

Jenny! said...

Mutley:
You have to be stupid to even ask that question!

Jenny! said...

Mutley:
That last comment was a bit harsh...sorry!

Ratty. said...

You should take your complaint all the way up to the Pope
Fat load of good that will do. He was a Nazi until he found another religion.

Jenny! said...

Ratty:
I bet if you show him your junk, you could get at least a meeting!

Ratty. said...

Two where she squirts one where it hurts.