Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Two In The Pink - One In The Stink

Here's a picture from last Friday's Girls Night Out for Ashley's birthday! Visit Sarah's blog for a few more pics! From left to right: Jeanette, Me, Sarah and Ashley! We are also displaying our new gang sign (Ashley's is a little "spaced"...so she may have one extra hole, we will need to explore more)! I do think that the man at the table over enjoyed our sign though!


minijonb said...

If a bunch of girls flashed me that sign at the bar I'd... I'd... I'd be speechless.


Sarah said...

woo hoo, we look so cool!

It was a super fun night, Im pretty sure it is an image Josue will never forget.

Anonymous said...

Hello Jenny.

Great pic, and nice blog you have here.

I'm just checking in as I've read your comments over at Zen Wizard's place and wanted to come over and say hello. :)

Don said...

Here's some from UrbanDictionary.com

Two at Yale, one at Brown.
Two in the 'ooh la la', one in the caca.
Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker.
Two in the beav, with an ace up the sleeve.
Two in the beaver, one in the cleaver.
Two in the bird, one in the turd.
Two in the boat, one in the moat.
Two in the bow, one in the stern.
Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney.
Two in the bush, one in the tush.
Two in the cake, one in the pudding.
Two in the cat, one in the shat.
Two in the cheese, one in the whiz.
Two in the chink, one in the sphinc.
Two in the chute, one in the glute.
Two in the clam, one in the SHAZAAM
Two in the clanker, one in the spanker.
Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher.
Two in the coo, one in the poo.
Two in the coot, one in the chute.
Two in the cooter, one in the pooter.
Two in the cootie, one in the booty.
Two in the creamer, one in the steamer.
Two in the curtains, one in the hurtin's.
Two in the dream, one in the scream.
Two in the flaps, one in the craps.
Two in the flower, one in the mud.
Two in the fowl, one in the bowel.
Two in the furry, one in the curry.
Two in the gap, one in the crap.
Two in the gash, one in the ass.
Two in the go, one in the no.
Two in the goo, one in the poo.
Two in the grass, one in the ass.
Two in the gyney, one in the hiney.
Two in the ham, one in the Damn!
Two in the heinous, one in the anus.
Two in the hoo-ha, one in the booya!
Two in the hoo hoo, one in the poo poo.
Two in the hooty, one in the booty.
Two in the Hot Pocket, one in the shit socket.
Two in the hump, one in the dump.
Two in the jelly, one in the smelly.
Two in the junk, one in the trunk.
Two in the kitty, one in the shitty.
Two in the lube, one in the tube.
Two in the meat pie, one in the brown eye.
Two in the meat, one in the seat.
Two in the monkey, one in the chunky.
Two in the muenster, one in the bun, sir
Two in the muff, one in the rough.
Two in the mung, one in the bung.
Two in the num num, one in the bum bum.
Two in the one, one in the two.
Two in the paris, one in the hilton.
Two in the pee pee, one in the cheechee.
Two in the pink, one in the stink, and the thumb twiddles the bean.
Two in the pink, sir, one in the sphincter
Two in the pipe, one in the can.
Two in the pookey, one in the dookie.
Two in the poon, one in the moon.
Two in the pumper, one in the dumper.
Two in the puss, one in the boot.
Two in the queefer, one in the beefer.
Two in the randy, one in the dandy.
Two in the saddle, one in the paddle.
Two in the shock, one in the awe.
Two in the skank, one in the stank.
Two in the skunk, one in the trunk.
Two in the slime, one in the crime.
Two in the slit, one in the shit.
Two in the sludge, one in the fudge.
Two in the slut, one in the butt.
Two in the snail, one in the tail.
Two in the snatch, one up the hatch.
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper.
Two in the split, one in the shits.
Two in the squirt, one in the dirt.
Two in the super, one in the pooper.
Two in the taco, one in the guaco.
Two in the taint, one in the ain't.
Two in the tank, one in the bank.
Two in the tank, one up her crank.
Two in the tart, one in the fart.
Two in the thump, one in the rump.
Two in the tootsie, one in the roll.
Two in the trap, one in the crap.
Two in the treat, one in the seat.
Two in the valley, one up the alley.
Two in the whore, one in the backdoor.
Two in the winker, one in the sphincter.
Two in the womb, one in the tomb.
Two inside a woman's vagina, one inside a woman's rectum (medical terminology)
Two near the clit, one in the shit.
Two scoops of cherry, one scoop of chocolate.
Two up the fly, one in the brown eye.
Two where it's foul, one in the bowel.
Two where it's hairy, one where it's scary.
Two where the cocks cum, one where she talks from.
Two where the meat goes, one where the heat blows.
Two where they're born, one where there's corn.
Two where she catches cocks, one in her fartbox.
Two where she hits it, one where she shits it.
Two where she humps, one where she dumps.Two where she queefs, one where she beefs.
Two where she spits, one where she shits.
Two where you hump, one in the rump.
Two where you should, one where you could.
Two in the stern, one in the bow.
Two in the crumb, one in the bum.
Two in the sponge, and one where you plunge.
Two in the baby maker, one in the brownie baker.
Two in the Hootie, One in the Blowfish.

Yoda said...

You gals are cool! I know nothing about that sign you're flashing. What's that?

You look different though, from your profile pic. Or maybe my eyes are hazy from all the travel tiredness.

I need to find more Columbus bloggers, or just move to Chicago!

Gorilla Bananas said...

Are those signs witchcraft?

ChickyBabe said...

You probably made his night and he blogged about it! :P

Ratty. said...

During WW2 our very own Sir Winston Churchill made a similar sign but using two fingers - V for victory. The problem was that the tetchy Mr Hitler misread the sign and took it as as an offensive gesture. This set Mr. Hitler off, he invaded Poland and most of Europe, gassed quite a large number of Jewish people and dropped bombs on my mother during a very vulnerable time in her life. I beg you to learn from Winston's experience.

Fever Dog said...

I'd like to meet Ashley ;)

Jenny! said...

Yeah, the guy spit out his beer all over himself, I wouldn't think it was such a big deal!

Jenny! said...


Josue did have to zip up his pants after that picture! We are so cool!

Jenny! said...

Welcome! Thank you!

Jenny! said...

Um, wow, that is a whole lot of them, who has the time to think of all these things???

I think I like 2 in the woo-ha 1 in the booya or the valley/alley one!

Jenny! said...


After reading Don's comment, you still don't get it??? It's also more commonly known as The Shocker! My profile pic doesn't involve alchol and saggy cameral red eye! YOu should totally come hang with my Chi-Town crew! We could apparantly teach you a few things!

Jenny! said...


COuld be, who knows! We have been known to kill cats and perform rituals on lonely men!

Jenny! said...


I wish I knew his blog address, the conversations he overheard...oh boy would I like ot read about that!

Jenny! said...

I didn't realize the ramifications of my crude hand jesture, we will have to stop doing that in public!

Jenny! said...

Fever Dog:

I bet you would! I could arrange a meeting!

Ratty. said...

How about, Two up the slimy, one in the grimy.

Yoda said...

This is what Wikipedia thinks of it! Its gross! I think I need a refresher course from you and your crew. What else will you teach me?

zen wizard said...

All right! Go Longhorns!

(Or something...Longhorns from the Eastside?)

Jenny! said...

I will have Don add it to the list! That's a good one!

Jenny! said...

You are much too innocent! Isn't Yoda supposed to one of the most intelligent beings in the galaxy??? You should stop hiding in your cave on Dagobah and get out and meet some woman!!!

Jenny! said...


That sounds just painful!

Yoda said...

Yoda is intelligent and powerful.

He's also green and furry.

Yoda said...

Yoda: [x] Meet some woman today

Cute chic: [x] Avoid green furry dudes

You see the problem?

I met a chic on a flight the other day, she worked Abercrofie and Bitch. Couldn't bring myself to ask her number. Afterall, she must have horrible taste in clothes?

Damn. Me and my pickiness. That's not even a word and it got picked.

Jenny! said...

You seem like a nice guy, no chick that works at Ambercrotchy and Fish are worth your time!

Yoda said...

I have some time at the airport to kill. I'm making up some mnemonics.

Two in the pussy, one in the potty?

Gawd. that's gross.

Jenny! said...

So it seems that your a "making love" kind of guy as opposed to a "fuck 'em" and leave 'em kind of guy! That or you just don't like the back door!

Yoda said...

So, it shows? You're right about that! Where did you take mind reading classes? I'd like to learn it too!

Two in the taco, one in the fart-o!

Jenny! said...

And there was the line! Gross man...but I think your getting the hang of the nasty talk!

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