Sunday, May 13, 2007

Can I Sign Your Cast?

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands -- Dutch customs police turned a fake break into a real bust Friday when they stopped a woman trying to smuggle 3.3 pounds of cocaine into the country in a plaster cast on her leg. Police spokesman Rob Stenacker said the woman, whose name was not released, acted nervously while her passport was being checked and agents became suspicious about the thickness of the cast. "She had two different letters from a doctor about her leg, and both of them appeared fake," he said. A sniffer dog quickly indicated that the cast contained more than plaster. The woman was taken to hospital, where an X-ray revealed the drugs but no fractures. Stenacker said the woman, from the Latin American country of Suriname, was arrested and will face smuggling charges.

8 comments:

Ratty. said...

She should thing herself lucky she wasn't diverted to Singapore. Not a lot of laughs there for importation!

Jenny! said...

She would have been caned, which would be give her reason to wear casts!

Ratty. said...

Do you think Anna Kournikova would cane my arse, if I asked her nicely.

Jenny! said...

I'm sure! You may have to give her something in return though, I am thinking that won't be a problem!

Yoda said...

Wait a min. She spent all that time getting a real cast, but couldn't get real looking doctors documents??? What is she? A moron? nah. A casted moron.

Jenny! said...

Well, smuggling drugs through an airport is a pretty moron thing to do, and she probably couldn't read so the doctor notes probably looked real to her, blue crayon is very professional!

jungle jane said...

i once smuggled 7 grams of coke up my twat across the border, but it melted into liquid due to body heat and stank of twat....i dried it out and smoked it anyhow, but...

Jenny! said...

JJ:
Coke is coke, no matter what it smells like, after who can smell anyway!