Universal Pictures has casted Angelina Jolie to star alongside James McAvoy and Morgan Freeman in "Wanted", the graphic novel adaptation to be directed by Timur Bekmambetov (???). The movie will be Angelina’s next role since baby, with shooting to begin in Eastern Europe in early May and then in Chicago. I am so lucky because now my life gets to be inconvenienced by this. They will be closing down streets around my work for days at a time. I wouldn't be upset if the chance to see Brad Pitt was possible, but I don't like Angelina. The movie also sounds stupid. It is reminiscent of Lora Croft Tomb Raider - which was a piece of shit.
Here is a sneak peak: McAvoy will play a young man who discovers his father is an assassin, only to learn shortly thereafter that his dad has been murdered. The youth is drafted to follow in his father’s footsteps. Jolie will play an assassin who teaches the ropes to the wannabe killer.
Wow...sounds just great! Thanks Universal Pictures for fucking up my life for another piece of shit, over budgeted disaster!