Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Frivolous Shit!


Most-Wanted: The Dog!!!

A man who didn't have a will left a $2 million estate, but the most hotly contested item in court has been his golden retriever, Alex. The four-way dispute over the 13-year-old pet was so intense, an attorney was appointed to represent the dog's interest. On Monday, the judge decided the man's divorced parents should split custody, The Commercial Appeal reported."At first glance, the petition seems almost frivolous, but after speaking with all parties, it is evident that this is a highly emotional issue for all involved," said Alex's attorney. Ron Callan Jr., 35, committed suicide on New Year's Day. In the consent order the judge approved, the elder Callan and his ex-wife, Esther Snow Gnall, will trade custody of Alex every two weeks. Both parents also agreed to take the dog to the veterinarian for arthritis treatments and any other needed procedures. Before the agreement was reached, the elder Callan had custody and took Alex to work during the day. The father has cats at home, though, so at night, the dog stayed with Callan Jr.'s former girlfriend, who had known Alex since he was a puppy. The son's fiancee also was interested in Alex, and Gnall had said if she won custody, she would allow the fiancee to spend time with the dog. Royal, the dog's attorney, said he believes all four people love Alex and would take good care of him, but they were using the fight for the dog to punish each other for past transgressions."This case is similar to a bitter custody battle involving children where each party loves the children, but the kids are stuck between two people who cannot coexist," the attorney said in his report. Copyright © 2007, The Associated Press


Are you fucking kidding me! Now, if this was Lassie, then maybe I would understand...but no! These people obviously have too much money, too much time, and too little brain! It's a fucking dog! I can take the $2 million estate off their hands to help heal their wounds, shit, I'd even give them my two dogs!

21 comments:

jungle jane said...

Well that's all very nice, but you see Jesus's face in the dog's arse???

Jenny! said...

JJ:
I totally see it!

jungle jane said...

I love how the dawg is 'stuck between people who cannot co-exist'. Eh? all he wants is food and a tickle behind the ears....

mutleythedog said...

all he wants is food and a tickle behind the ears....

How right you are Ms JJ - also regular sex - but I bet you are up for it...

Jenny! said...

Mutley:
I hope JJ is, cuz I'm not!

mutleythedog said...

Jenny! said...

Mutley:
I hope JJ is, cuz I'm not!


Story of my life Ms Jenny -do you want to hear it? No thought not.

Jenny! said...

I would love to hear it!

minijonb said...

I think I want to be reincarnated as a dog... with rich owners.

Jenny! said...

Minijonb:
No kidding, me too!

Hammer said...

I thought for a second the 2 mil went with the dog.

zen wizard said...

You have obviously not had the distinct vicarious pleasure of looking into Alex' needy eyes while he humps your leg.

There are some things in this life that money can't buy: Though ice cubes and a lemon wedge in the toilet bowl and fresh Purina T-Bonz in a doggy dish aren't in that category, the love of a good canine is.

Yoda said...

OMG! That's so stupid. I'm sure people love their pets a lot, but to go to such lengths fighting over it?? Aw man.

I'll take good care of their doggie for $1 mil. I'll shampoo him every day and pick up his poop.

Sarah said...

well it is a nice dog, I bet it has a life insurance policy and they just want it becuase it is old. Those gold diggers!

ChickyBabe said...

The dog has an attorney. The world is now a safe place.

captain corky said...

I'd settle for 10 grand from them at this point.

mutleythedog said...

Do you have the dogs phone number? - maybe I still have enough charm left.....

Malnurtured Snay said...

Aw, I don't know, pets have deep emotional value. I'd fight to keep my cats.

Ratty. said...

Shoot the ginger fucker. End of story.

Ratty. said...

I bet the bastards wouldn't squabble of a rat!

Ratty. said...

For of read over -over.

Jenny! said...

Hammer:
If that money went with the dog, then I would totally understand fighting for it!

Zen:
Must be a special dog!

Yoda:
I would roll out the red carpet for that fucker if they were gonna give me everything else!

Sarah:
And the poor dog is stuck in the middle!

Chickybabe:
I slept well last night knowing that!

Captain:
As would I...alot less actually!

Mutley:
If we split the assets, then I would set up a very romantic meeting for you too...I hope the dog is gay!!!

Snay:
Cats??? Really???

Ratty:
He he...just shoot him...that's a great solution! I am sure they would fight over a rat, who wouldn't!