Friday, May 25, 2007

I'm Sick Of These Motha Fuckin Snakes On This Motha Fuckin Plane!


Customs officers at Cairo's airport detained a man going to Saudi Arabia who was trying to smuggle 700 live snakes on a plane. The officers were stunned when a passenger told them it contained live snakes after he was asked to open the bag.
He opened his bag to show the snakes to the police and asked the officers not to come close. Among the snakes, hidden in small cloth sacks, were two poisonous cobras. The Egyptian said he had hoped to sell the snakes in Saudi Arabia. Police confiscated the snakes and turned him over to the prosecutor's office, accusing him of violating export laws and endangering the lives of other passengers. According to the customs officials, the man claimed the snakes are wanted by Saudis who display them in glass jars in shops, keep them as pets or sell them to research centers. The value of the snakes was not know.
As cheesy as this post is, I am seriously dying from laughter...I just can't help it, I crack myself up!

9 comments:

Hammer said...

That would have been funny if those snakes had got loose on the way to Saudi.

I know I'm going to hell for saying that.

Ratty. said...

Imagine, having a shit at 40,000 feet in that tight little cubicle, halfway through squeezing out a monster log when, Bow!! a fucking huge python jumps out of the wash basin into your face. You would shit yourself, but you already doing it!!!

Jenny! said...

Hammer:
I will see you there!

Ratty:
The movie had this really bad scene where these two people were getting down in the bathroom and then a snake bit the chick on the tit!

Ratty. said...

and then a snake bit the chick on the tit!

I am quite happy with snakes but I wouldn't want one hanging off my Bristols

Jenny! said...

Ratty:
No, I imagine that would not be fun. Have you seen Jackass 2...they had a snake bit someones dick and it looked very painful!

Yoda said...

Wasn't there a scene in SOP in which a snake bites a man's Peepee as he's pissing on the snake? Gosh. that was gross!!

Fever Dog said...

Imagine if the man got on the plane with his snakes in a bag, and put it in the overhead storage. At the end of the flight, someone opens the compartment to get their bag out but can't tell the bags apart. They pick one, open it, oh no this can't be my bag -- this one is full of poisonous cobras, mine had deadly scorpions in it...

Jenny! said...

Yoda:
Yes, I think there was! I think getting bit anywhere particularly on the privates is gross!

Jenny! said...

Fever Dog:
That would be quite the mix up!