Memorial Day weekend was a really really long weekend for me. I haven't had a true three-day weekend since I can remember. I always worked Saturdays so just having two days was a treat...but with three days...oh, man...did I not want to work today. I could totally do the mom stay at home thing. Don was out just about all weekend, I think he slept at home on Saturday and was home for a total of 6 hours, that is about it. I felt like a single mom and it was lonely. Donovan and I had a great time, we went shopping, planted flowers and herbs and did A LOT of reading - If I have to read one more book about trucks, I will just die! We also had a plumbing nightmare with the bathtub, I found out that I don't know how to use a plunger correctly - who would have thought that there was a right and a wrong way to plunge!
I went to see Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End on Saturday and found it mildly entertaining. I really enjoy the movies but I don't get a massive boner or anything over them like Sarah does. I have to say that at the end of the movie, Orlando Bloom shocks the shit out of me and is actually hot! Like hot hot! Weird!
Can someone explain to me what would poses someone to not shower regularly? People just smell fucking bad - can they not smell themselves??? Especially, now that it is a bit hotter out, riding the L has been a nasal nightmare. I have had to sit on the train holding my nose and looking like a creep, moving to only be next to another person with intolerable BO. I have a sensitive gag reflex for nasty smells and I am sure that one morning I am going to spew on someone, and when they get pissed at me for spraying them with chunks of vomit, I am going to (politely) tell them, "Now will you take a shower?"
The picture above is Riyo Mori, Miss Japan 2007, after winning the Miss Universe 2007 pageant! I wonder if her talent was demonstrating different techniques of DVDA???
13 comments:
I'm a lucky bastard in that respect - can't smell a thing. If you've got to go without one of your senses I guess it's the favourite.
"If I have to read one more book about trucks, I will just die!
That's pretty much how felt when I was growing up only replace the word trucks with God. Just kidding.
Pirates 3 was pretty good, but I was suprised that they left it as open as they did.
Mum said she would root that Orlando bloke if he asked her really nicely...
I really liked Pirates 1. Pirates 2 (which I saw in Chicago) left me clueless. They completely murdered the character of Jack Sparrow. I refuse to watch Pirates 3. This yr, I've seen like two 3rd sequels, and both were disasters. I can think of 14 different ways to spend $14 better than watching Spiderman 3 and Shrek 3.
Your olfactory senses seem highly developed. I just load up on the good smells if I'm going to a stinky place. That way, at least I don't get someone's breath in my face. Even if they do get od'd on my cologne. Fuck them.
DVDA? That's another new thing I learned thanks to your blog :-)
Ratty:
Your lucky, but think of all the good smells you would miss???
Captain:
You so not kidding! But it's okay...if I had to Bible bang my whole youngster life...i would be sick too! They did leave it open for #4!
Pixie:
I am sure he would only go for it if you would join too!
Yoda:
I do what I can to introduce new terms, however; most of the time I am far behind on the hip lingo!
Dude i am soooo down on those twats in my gym who don't wear deoderant. like fuck - you are in a gym. YOU ARE GOING TO SWEAT. you dirty dirty bastards.
thank you. i now feel better.
JJ:
I am glad you feel better! Just get it all out...I care!
I was wondering if your BO ponderings were directly related to Orlando Bloom.
OMG, You crack me up!
I am not as bad about smells (unless it's pee in a stinky parking garage-yuck!)as I am about spit on the sidewalk. It's so totally disgusting. The sidewalks at school, I have to dodge it constantly on my way to class and I swear there has been more than one occasion where I thought I might lose my breakfast just looking at it...
--snow
I think Orlando is a hottie too.
Snowelf:
I have the same problem with walking to the train, there will be huge globulas of nasty mouth juice everywhere, I will walk in front of moving cars before stepping in that filth!
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