Monday, June 04, 2007

Caption Contest!



Okay...So I am totally copying this "Caption Contest" thing from like 50 other bloggers, but I can't resist! Also, sports seem to be a popular topic as of late, so here is my contribution! I have been working hard today, so blog friends, please make me laugh my ass off!

17 comments:

Yoda said...

Photo #1

Spitball, a new game.

Spitball, bringing spit back into baseball!

Spitball, spit in your opponent's eyes!

Dan Mega said...

#1-
Ump: "I'm all out of love..."
Lou: "...I'm so lost without you..."

#2-
"Did I just score?"

Sarah said...

With both images I would like to play really bad porn music.

Take out the obvious context and those guys are in some crazy positions!

Flyinfox_SATX said...

Photo 1: ...And in a fit of rage, both men opened wide to show each other who could take it wider and deeper.

Photo 2:..."Shit, wrong set of legs again!"

Flyinfox_SATX

bethiclaus said...

Photo 1: "Is that phlegm or do you have strep? I don't know...does anyone have a spoon and a flashlight?!" Wow. That caption makes it totally obvious that I'm a mom.

MyUtopia said...

Gotta love em Cubbies

Yoda said...

Photo #2

Man opens legs wide, lets another man slide through.

zen wizard said...

I'm drawing a blank--

The first one would obviously involve a halitosis joke....

Um, the second a homophobic crotch in face joke...

I dunno, Bruce Vilanch I ain't.

snowelf said...

#1. "Okay, check 'em out."

"Wow, your fillings look great! After the game, you'll have to give the name of your guy."


#2. "Um, Man, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but that's *not* a hemorrhoid..."

snowelf said...

Oh, one more:

#1. "Want to see me do my Chewbacca impression?"

Ashley said...

#2 This isn't the first time a man's been down here, is it?

#2 Love in an elevator...
Not really, but it popped into my head and now I am singing it. Profound lyrics, Aerosmith, profound.

Michael C said...

For the second photo of the guy sliding into second:

'Number 2! Did I make number 2?
I'm talkin' about the base, seriously!'

jungle jane said...

#2 When Barry gave birth on the baseball pitch be proved not only that men can have babies, but that children of sports people are likely to be sports people themselves

SMARTBuddy said...

#1: Worse breath in America competition reaches a stalemate

Thats all ive got. Ill get my coat.

Ratty. said...

"Fucking hell, you've got one of those pink dangley things too.

RAFFI said...

ONE
ump - it's okay to be gay
cap - i'm not gay!!!

TWO
slider - hold it right there, let me take off my helmet and check you for testicular cancner with my scalp.

Jenny! said...

All:
Thanks, you all made me laugh so much! I can't decide who was the funniest so you all get a prize...it will be mailed to your houses...expect it sometime next week!