Okay...So I am totally copying this "Caption Contest" thing from like 50 other bloggers, but I can't resist! Also, sports seem to be a popular topic as of late, so here is my contribution! I have been working hard today, so blog friends, please make me laugh my ass off!
17 comments:
Photo #1
Spitball, a new game.
Spitball, bringing spit back into baseball!
Spitball, spit in your opponent's eyes!
#1-
Ump: "I'm all out of love..."
Lou: "...I'm so lost without you..."
#2-
"Did I just score?"
With both images I would like to play really bad porn music.
Take out the obvious context and those guys are in some crazy positions!
Photo 1: ...And in a fit of rage, both men opened wide to show each other who could take it wider and deeper.
Photo 2:..."Shit, wrong set of legs again!"
Flyinfox_SATX
Photo 1: "Is that phlegm or do you have strep? I don't know...does anyone have a spoon and a flashlight?!" Wow. That caption makes it totally obvious that I'm a mom.
Gotta love em Cubbies
Photo #2
Man opens legs wide, lets another man slide through.
I'm drawing a blank--
The first one would obviously involve a halitosis joke....
Um, the second a homophobic crotch in face joke...
I dunno, Bruce Vilanch I ain't.
#1. "Okay, check 'em out."
"Wow, your fillings look great! After the game, you'll have to give the name of your guy."
#2. "Um, Man, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but that's *not* a hemorrhoid..."
Oh, one more:
#1. "Want to see me do my Chewbacca impression?"
#2 This isn't the first time a man's been down here, is it?
#2 Love in an elevator...
Not really, but it popped into my head and now I am singing it. Profound lyrics, Aerosmith, profound.
For the second photo of the guy sliding into second:
'Number 2! Did I make number 2?
I'm talkin' about the base, seriously!'
#2 When Barry gave birth on the baseball pitch be proved not only that men can have babies, but that children of sports people are likely to be sports people themselves
#1: Worse breath in America competition reaches a stalemate
Thats all ive got. Ill get my coat.
"Fucking hell, you've got one of those pink dangley things too.
ONE
ump - it's okay to be gay
cap - i'm not gay!!!
TWO
slider - hold it right there, let me take off my helmet and check you for testicular cancner with my scalp.
All:
Thanks, you all made me laugh so much! I can't decide who was the funniest so you all get a prize...it will be mailed to your houses...expect it sometime next week!
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