Friday, June 15, 2007

Grapes and Seals!

Don't they have stylists to tell them what not to wear??? It's like a vineyard exploded!
Look how cute these seals are! They have those soulless black hole eyes...but I would hug them anyway!

44 comments:

Brian in Oxford said...

Can you dress a seal in a purple outfit?

I always like looking up "fuck" in a new dictionary -- if it's there, it's listed right after "fuchsia"....which of course I'm reminded of by that chick's outfit. EEEEyikes!

Memo's Mind said...

The colors are a bit overwhelming...but I have to say that what caught my eye was the tangled ball of yarn stuck to the side of that womans head. She looks so happy about it too!

Sarah said...

I didn't even notice the clothes becuase I was taken aback by the balls of the ladt in purple who is shaking hands with gloves on!! Is she insane???? That is just not proper, it is so bad that the lady not wearing purple is actually experiencing a brain explosion out the left side of her head!

Memo's Mind said...

It's the Queen of Freaking England people. The lady in gloves is the queen...am I the only one to have noticed? That's Tony Blair standing next to her...

Jenny! said...

Brian:
Fuck is my favorite word and fuchsia is my favorite color...weird!

Sarah said...

The Queen should know to take her damn gloves off!

Jenny! said...

Memo:
The yarn ball was the 1st thing I noticed too, then I was like, shit, they all have the ugliest dresses on...and they are all a similar shade of shitty!

Jenny! said...

Sarah:
The Queen is one unproper ass bitch - someone should teach her manners! Didn't you know that brain explosion was the new look for summer???

Jenny! said...

Memo:
Your not the only one who knew it was the Queen, I think Sarah was too shocked at her unproper glove etiquette to notice her face!

Jenny! said...

Sarah:
Shit, If I was the Queen, I wouldn't take my gloves off to touch the skin of common folk!

James said...

Purple is the new brown in the retirement homes don't you know

Ratty. said...

I've got eyes just like that - hug?

The Queen of England my arse. Her fucking family were all Germans two generations back. Blair and his wife 'Slotgob'. Blair soon to be indicted for war crimes and perverting the course of justice - shoot the bastard.
Margaret Thatcher. My kind of girl - prime minister with the biggest balls since Winston C.

Jenny! said...

James:
I shall avoid purpel then...just like I avoid brown!

Jenny! said...

Ratty:
For you...a kiss too! XOXO!!!

My sister was named after Margaret Thatcher!

Mike M said...

Everything looks purple!!!

5 of 9er said...

Seals are really stinky... and kinf of mean. Now I am not down with clubbing them... but I keep my distance.

jungle jane said...

I'm sure i recognise those chicks in purple - are they in a girl band?

Jenny! said...

Mike M:
You are one observant mofo!

Jenny! said...

5of9ER:
Clubbing seals is bad...but hugging is good...i like my animasl mean and stinky!

Jenny! said...

JJ:
I think they might be from teh Dixie Chicks actually!

snowelf said...

Dude, look at his face! Do you think he's thinking:
"I'd like to be the peanut butter to that jelly!" ? :D

--snow

Jenny! said...

Snow:
He must like a lot of jelly! He can use his peanut to spread the jelly!

Yoda said...

I once saw a video of baby seals being clubbed to death for their meat.

Sniff.

I was never the same person again.

mollymcmo said...

awwww, those seals, hug, club, same thing.
ok that was bad.
carry on.
m

Jenny! said...

Yoda:
People eat seals??? I thought they were killed for their skin?

Jenny! said...

Molly:
There is a fine line between clubbing and huggin!

Yoda said...

Skin, flesh, bones. All of it is used. It seems to be an old eskimo tradition -- can't really fault them for doing that since they don't have chicken out there to eat. Seal meat is good nutrition. But what about the fashion accessories made out seal? that totally sucks.

Jenny! said...

Yoda:
At least they are not wasteful! I would rather have everything used than them just being killed for their teeth or something stupid like that.

Paul Champagne said...

Protocol Lesson

The Queen never removes her gloves, and it is not considered impolite for her to shake hands with them on ... why? you may ask. It's because she's the bloody Queen that's why.

Actually, the White House Protocal Office advised everyone of this before her recent US visit.

Jenny! said...

Paul:
You are an endless fountain of information...wonderful to have around!

Fever Dog said...

They have eyes like sharks, dead and lifeless...but the seals are cute

Paul Champagne said...

Thanks for having me around Jenny, most people try to shoo me away.

Ashley said...

The British do frumpy in a truly unique way!

Ashley said...

Is the Queen shaking hands with Margaret Thatcher? Also, if that is Sherie Blair, she has looked better.

Charlie said...

The OLD folk of England do frumpy in a unique way! My eayeballs are still burning from the grape/raspberry concoction...right about the gloves though. Tis British etiquette for ladies not to remove their gloves to shake hands...got to love she's old skool...would love love LOVE to see her get a new haircut though. Maybe a purple rinse to go with the outfit? hmm.

Em said...

Mmm....The Queen, as per, looks marvelous (well done ma'am - I think she's got pretty good stylings for an octagenarian), Maggie looks alright and Cherie brings her usual garishness to the group - urgh...

The mental imagery that goes with those three as a girl band has me in stiches.

Save the seals!

Jenny! said...

FeverDog:
Ha ha ha!

Jenny! said...

Paul:
You are the fountain of knowledge...I love you around...you will never be shooed away round here!

Jenny! said...

Ashley:
I wonder if Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen will popularize the style in the US...just like they did with trashy chic!

Jenny! said...

Ashley:
Yes and Yes!

Jenny! said...

Charlie:
Thanks for your comment! I think she should cute it dyke short and spike it with purple highlights! That would be smashing!

Jenny! said...

Em:
The girl band is something I would love to see! I bet Queenie coould rock out with her cock out! Or rather, jam out wiht her clam out!

Charlie said...

lol! smashing! yup purple spikey short bits then get yeself down to brixton academy and mosh with the bands and say 'yo yo here's a big up to blighty...thats my country dontcha know'.


or something..

*im tired*

leafofhope said...

I always like looking up "fuck" in a new dictionary -- if it's there, it's listed right after "fuchsia"....which of course I'm reminded of by that chick's outfit. EEEEyikes!

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