Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day and I wanted to send an encouraging message to all my blog friends! 
You hang in there sunshines, you're frigging special to me and I love you!
I don't care if you lick windows,
screw farm animals,
take the short bus,
wear a helmut,
eat dirt,
talk to yourself
or
occasionally shit and piss yourself...
You hang in there sunshines, you're frigging special to me and I love you!
69 comments:
Fucking hell Jenny, I'm all of those!!!
Ratty:
That's why I love your ass! Who else would lick windows with me!
The scary thing is that I actually do three of the things you list. On a regular basis. Thank god for adult undergarments.
Cherry Ride:
Ok, so shit and piss happens regularly...but it's the 3rd one that I can't pinpoint...I don't know you well enough to rule out animal screwing...hmmm...I wonder!
Why do moms of tards always dress them so badly, it's bad enough for them without additional poor fashion ;)
"Everytime you masturbate a kitten kills a retard."
Haha, I've seen the others, but that one is new and I love it.
Hammer:
I know, and you would think that they would send the kid off with some kleenex too!
I've got an award - thank-you for voting everybody.
Namesarehardtopick:
That was the 1st time I saw that one too..cracked my ass up!
Ratty:
What award?
geeeeezzz i masturbate all the time, if that sign is true i better stop. i hate to be responsible for that.
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A retard would be severely mauled by a kitten today and he would be pronounced dead on arrival at the local hospital!
Molly and Yoda:
Don't stop masturbating...then the world would become overrun...its our part of population control!
Yoda:
Just try to limit yourself to two murders every day!
A special day just for me...
I'm touched.
That must be why traffic was good on the freeways this morning...everyone in San Diego is celebrating their holiday by taking the day off!
isht, i must kill 40 retards a day! oh well, i am donating to the sperm bank, so i make for it.
Crushed by Ingsoc:
You should feel special...because you are special! I will drink to this special day tonight in your honor!
Memo:
Unfortunately the people in Chicago are too stupid to realize that this is their day and they have all still come ot work!
Raffi:
You have to give some to get some! Your donations are well worth the fatalities!
Raffi:
40???? That is like mass murder!
You keep putting posts up like this and Lucien Modo (or whatever the fuck his name is) will never return! What a tool.
Corky:
I should have dedicated this to him...damnit!
I'm not retarded ... I'm special
Thank you Jenny! Your are a sort of Bono for the mad aren't you? I fart in the bath.... care to give me hand with it??
If that's true about kittens, then our Technology Review Board at work are the worst mass murders since Richard Speck!
i'm hopeless... seeing your pic all over makes it irresistable.
That last picture is mean! Which is probably why I laughed so much.
Cute post. Yet, I'm strangely scared of you right now! LOL
One of my legs is shorter, so I can only dance in circles... still loving me? ;)
Aww, I feel all warm and tingly......No, wait, I just peed myself again. Dammit!
I hate fish (except fish sticks), but I'd still fuck for them (especially depending on who it was I'd get to fuck for the fish I'd be thorwing out).
They should put clever, quick kids all in the same neighborhood so you can drive 60 mph through it.
I have been thinking -could you organise a sort of Live Aid for loons? Like Sane the World..
Do you have any pictures of the dude actually fucking the fish? I would be most interested in those.
I just love holidays!!
Hehe, this was going round on text messages a few months ago over here :]
Jenny,
Thanks for the sentiment. It makes me feel special knowing that someone out there loves little ole me!
Flyinfox_SATX
Jenny ... the ultimate retard is a supertard ... you can thanl Steph for that one.
Shhhhiiit!
Man. Poor freaking Fish!
Rock on!
Funny! How sweet of you to think of disadvantaged people.
jenny, ur such a bad@ss, now wonder i totally adore you! hehehe
and just how the hell do you fuck fish anyway!!??
Um, never mind...I don't think I want to know...
Much love to all our special friends!! :)
--snow
I love me some 'tards. Jeez, I can't say that without feeling really bad. You're a sick, sick person, but I laughed when I read window-licker. I've always loved that phrase.
I don't care if you lick windows,
screw farm animals,
take the short bus,
wear a helmut,
eat dirt,
talk to yourself
or
occasionally shit and piss yourself...
Thank God!! I was beginning to think you didn't like me!
Damit, I missed it, I will try to remember next year. I won't say which catigories I fit into. She won't or should I say can't tell either, :)
Paul:
Your always to PC!
Mutley:
Don't call me Bono...that is insulting! I would love you help you in the bath! Put you would have to hold your farts!
Cappy:
Is that what you do at work???
Raffi:
I do what I can for population control!
FeverDog:
The meaner things are, the harder I tend to laugh!
Heart of Darkness:
Totally love you more now! Don't be scared...I don't bite...often!
Steph:
Make sure you put on your diapers before leavign the house next time!
Snay:
You would have to fuck the fish! Not a person!
Zen:
LOL! That's actually a great idea! Could that be my town please!
Mutley:
I could organize that, but would you volunteer to be the face of "Sane The World"!
JJ:
I do have pics, but it is most embarrasing seeing me dressed as Nemo...oh, wait...the other you weren't talking about those pictures!
Michael C:
This one could be celebrated every day!
Dogga:
Have I gotten the date wrong...damn...all the more reason to celebrate!
Flyinfox:
I so love you and your special short bus riding ass!
George:
I love Steph's lingo! Adding any swear word to tard makes it a great word! My fav being fucktard!
Rex:
Don't feel bad for the fish, he was probably smarter than the dude and was able to escape before his blow hole was violated!
Cremier:
I know I am alwasy thinking of the the less fortunate!
Crashdummie:
I adore you as well...bad ass to bad ass!
Snow:
I was curious myself...but never ask...you never know what you will get!
Dr. Kenneth:
To get rid of your bad feelings, just spank your wank...it will make you feel so much better! No bad feelings...I promise!
Mike M:
Don't ever think I don't like you...and the drool puddle you leave behind!
Greg:
Put it on your calendar! If you can't tell which catagories...it probably means all of them!
On the ther hand giving them money might just encourage them? The bath is only bubby because of the farting Mss J.
Mutley:
Then I will pass on the bubble bath...I like soapy bubbles...not stinky bubbles!
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