Monday, June 18, 2007

Tag...I'm It...and I'm Lame!

I have been tagged by Bubble Eyes. Since I don't follow directions I have deleted the list and will invite whoever wants to be tagged to participate(so far Sarah and Yoda have tagged themselves)! I feel honored to be tagged...sometimes I feel like ya'll forget about me!

What were you doing 10 years ago?
Getting my 1st tattoo!

What were you doing 1 year ago?
Getting my 3rd tattoo!

Five snacks you enjoy:
1. Cashews...I like my nuts like I like my balls...salty!
2. Nachos.
3. Freshly baked chocolate chip cookies!
4. Spinach and artichoke dip.
5. Guacamole!

Five songs that you know all the lyrics to (I am changing this to album or artist since I am bad with song names):
1. Everything from Metallica's Black album.
2. Barbie Girl by Aqua.
3. Anything from Kelly Clarkson.
4. Anything from Green Day's Dookie album.
5. Gosh, this is hard...I can't think, I am so lame!

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:
1. Buy a huge house!
2. Go back to school.
3. Travel around the world.
4. Invest
5. Invest

Five bad habits:
1. OCD about cleaning.
2. Biting my fingernails.
3. Road rage.
4. No censor between mind and mouth.
5. No patience.

Five things you like doing:
1. Spending time with My Boy!
2. Cleaning
3. Going out with Don, Donovan or my pack o' hos.
4. Playing board games with my girls while drinking.
5. Taking showers with Don at night and talking!

Five favorite toys:
1. Anything that aids in my cleaning compulsion.
2. My motorcycle (just kidding...don't have one)!
3. Wow, I don't play much...I really am lame!
4. My blog.
5. Um, Don's dick...does that count!


snowelf said...

Yea. Totally counts. :)

I love meme's too...I just always feel obnoxious tagging other people!


Jenny! said...

Sweet! I feel kind of weird like picking and shit!

Anonymous said...

Well I knew all those things already... don't ask me how. Could you set up Lame Anonymous? Tolike help other Lame people?

Yoda said...

You know all the words from Metallica's Black album? I'm in love with you then! :-D

I finally listened to some stuff by Kelly clarkson on iTunes. I have heard those songs before, but I never really realized who the singer was :-p

This tag is cool! Maybe I will do it ...

The Man at the Pub said...

Cleaning? You actually like cleaning? I've got a nice little three bedroom in Melbourne that needs a bit of attention.

A woman that likes cleaning and penises. You are every man's fantasy.

And where do you find all the funny photos that end up on your blog?

Sarah said...

Iwill be tagging myself onthis one tomorrow, how fun!

captain corky said...

I want to know about tat number 2. What were you doing then?

Jenny! said...

Is that a cry for help??? I am ok being lame...are you???

Jenny! said...

You have to do it now! Metallica was Donovan's 1st concert (in womb that is)! That is why has such good rythem!

Jenny! said...

Pub Man:
Oh, you have no idea how much I love cleaning...almost as much as I love dick! How much do you pay???

I can't reveal my funny pic sources...then everyone could find them!

Jenny! said...

Consider yourself tagged!

Jenny! said...

Tat #2 came in between tat 1 and 3!!! He he he! That was about 4 years ago.

Diesel said...

You didn't just say... you did, didn't you?

Heart Of Darkness said...

YEY! Great meme! Love reading them!

Oh, cashews...! Every superhero has his or her cryptonite! :)

Crashdummie said...

Barbie Girl by Aqua is a classic! We should definitely get together and have a karaoke night!

BEAST said...

Jenny I too have a cleaning compulsion , friends take advantage by leaving cleaning equipment out and leaving me alone 'while they just pop out to the shop for some milk'.
Lame is the new errr Lame
but I am lame and proud :-)

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

I was looking down your list and generally agreeing with your choices until I got to...

Barbie Girl???

Well, I suppose everyone's allowed one flaw...

Akelamalu said...

Popped over from The Experinent - loved your answers to the tag! :)

Jenny! said...

I just wanted to see if people actually read to the end of my posts!!!

Jenny! said...

Heart of Darkness:
And I love you coming to read them!

5 of 9er said...

Cashews... hmmmm... that does say a lot.

Jenny! said...

We would have a blast! I love cheesy songs like that!
"I can act like a star I can beg on my knees!"

Jenny! said...

I hate when people do that! Lame and Proud!

Jenny! said...

Crushed by Ingsoc:
That is the one song that popped into my head...otherwise I was drawing a blank! I wouldn't really consider that a flaw...but a quirk!

Jenny! said...

Thanks for stopping by...hope to see you again! I will stop by yours!

Jenny! said...

What do cashews say???

Em said...

Greenday, Metalli(fucking)ca and, um, Aqua....? How could we forget about someone who throws curveballs like that...~shakes head in bewilderment~

Mike M said...


Don, you lucky, lucky man!!!!

Heart Of Darkness said...

Well, not like I have anything better to do around the office anyway... :D

Cappy said...

If there's nobody around I somethimes tag myself.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

You sound positively charming.

Jenny! said...

I have to spice it up somehow!

Jenny! said...

I keep telling him that!

Jenny! said...

Heart of Darkness:
Right, If I didn't blog at work, I think that I would have perfectly polished fingernails!

Jenny! said...

I will tag you if you want! I just feel overbearing when I tag...but now you asked for it!

Jenny! said...

Bug's Butt:
I am!

The [Cherry] Ride said...

You're a dirty girl, aren't you!

Jenny! said...

Cherry Ride:
I have been known to play in the dirt a bit!

zen wizard said...

Five songs I know the lyrics to:

1) "My Two Front Teeth," by Spike Jones.

2) "Too Fat Polka," by Frankie Yankieovic.

3) That song that goes, "Duh duh duh duh/Duh duh duh duh/Duh duda dut/duh duda dut" by Suzanne Vega.

4) "All the Young Dudes" by Mott the Hoople.

5) "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

Bonus: 6) Anything released by The Chipmunks from 1958 to 1963.

(I am not exactly proud of #5, but it is there, and I must admit it...)

RAFFI said...

warning: dick is not a toy. it has been known to cause choking, eye and ear injuries, pelvic/perineal trauma, and skin welts.

Charlie said...

you know the lyrics to barbie girl by aqua??! The shame!!

Oh. I do too. hmmm.

Ratty. said...

What were you doing 1 year ago?
Getting my 3rd tattoo!

Location, location, location.

Paul Champagne said...

hey ... do we get pics of your tats?

Gledwood said...

Blurbs? I nearly missed this.
What rude park benches those are ... above/below/whatever...
Came by via your friend Zen something's blog ... I'm crap at doing tags too. I've still got a restaurant reviews one to do and not done any of it. Also Blogger have messed up my save a post (without posting it) function totally now. Ho-hum. Come to my blog and see if you agree with my interpretation of Michael Jackson's BAD lyrics! L8Rs

"vol 2" ...

Memo's Mind said...

One day, when I come out to visit, can I be in the "pack-o-hos"?

Barbie Girl? I should have known since you are friends with Sarah (who, may I remind you, like Britney).

Jenny! said...

I know #1 too!

Jenny! said...

And how do you know all this info???

Jenny! said...

It's unfortunate, but what can you's a catchy song!

Jenny! said...

How badly do you want to know???

minijonb said...

my love/hate relationship with memes is crazy... just like all of my relationships

= ; - )

Jenny! said...

I think i have posted pics of one of them, but I will post those soon!

Jenny! said...

Damn blogger fucking your shit up!

Jenny! said...

Consider youself in the pack-o-ho's...long distance gots to have me hos all over!

Jenny! said...

I feel the same way...minus crazy!

NamesAreHardToPick said...

I agree that I would totally invest money if I had even more money. But even with little money, that is the goal.

Oh and you're not lame.

Jenny! said...

Investing is good! Hard to do with little money! Thanks for telling me I'm not lame...probably means your lame too!

Anonymous said...

It all counts and its all good!

Jenny! said...

It's all good in the hood! Glad it counts...don' know what I would have done if not!!!

Dan Mega said...

Pay attention to the cracked streets
And the broken homes
Some call it slums
Some call it niiiiiiice
I want to take you through
A wasteland I like to call my home
Welcome to paradise

jungle jane said...

Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh! A meme!

Run awayyyyyyyyyyyy!

Michael C said...

Spinach/artichoke and guacamole. That's almost the only sustenance one needs, right?? Ok, maybe some chips.

Jenny! said...

Dan Mega:
Nice poem!

Jenny! said...

I tried, but it followed me home!

Jenny! said...

Michael C:
Yes, chips are def. needed, but otherwise, I am good!