Thanks to everyone who voted on my t-shirt...I will now be sporting an I heart Mangina shirt made especially by Sunshine! I was really torn between all these categories so thanks for making the decision for me! I now expect pictures of all your manginas! 
Woman (7)- 11%
The Shocker (16)- 25%
I Heart Peni (9)- 14%
Cock & Bull (7)- 11%
Go Berserk! (3)- 5%
Carpe Noctem (4)- 6%
I Heart Mangina (19)- 28%
It is hot as fuck here in Chicago and I hate it!
Another fun public transpo story for everyone...
On my way home from work the other day a very large black man was talking on his cell phone very loudly and having a very inappropriate conversation...here's how it went (not verbatim as my memory fails me when totally disgusted). Now keep in mind that this was rush hour train packed full of people!
Man: Waasssuppp niggggga! I gots to hit dis biznitch last nite that was fuckin buck wild man! Her pussy be steamin hot, all open an shit. Yeah, muh fucka, I fucked that until it was raw! But then she got all homo on me and wanted me to be fucking gay and use whip cream...fuck dat nig, I ain't gay and wanz to eat cream off her skank pussy! Maaaaannnn, her pussy be all like stinkass an shit, it was wack! Yo, pick me up...I on the train!
That was the gist of the conversation and I wanted to stick pencils in my ears as I was totally disgusted by this man...whipped cream is NOT homo!!! Crazy fool! The other, very white older men, were turning a beautiful shade of bright crimson red because there were all getting a bit embarrassed. I really don't understand how people could have a conversation (if you can even consider that a conversation) like that on a crowded train!
Is that Harry Potter below trying to wrangle that wild horse??? Shouldn't he be using his wand instead of his hands??? I wonder what Harry will do with that horse once he catches it???
Everyone please visit...A Thousand Words...a blog to give people a voice using pictures!
66 comments:
Haha, that conversation sounds like some friends of mine at work. They have labels for women that they find hot, and all of which are very offensive. I don't get why people do that, but it seems more common.
Good choice on the shirt.
Man, your blog is so NSFW!
I'm gonna have to start checking it at home! =P
You should have jabbed a pencil in his free ear.
Wow, I was not at all prepared for that one.
He thought whipped cream was gay 'coz all this while he was fucking a mangina!!
Whip cream in the same post as the mangina, wow, what a combo!
Are you or the person running "The Experiment" blog accpeting admissions?
That made me nauseous just reading it!! Yuck!
Woman, your transportation stories kick my stories asses! They are freakin' awesome!
--snow
Oh come on, you picked the mangina over the shocker? Like it's soooo creative to tuck your dick between your thighs? Booo!
Geez, I do that every time I have to sit on the can trying to pee with a boner.
I so voted for Mangina.
I heard a girl once talk about her STD on the bus, yours totally tops mine.
You should have asked him if he kisses his mother with that mouth.
Friggin sub-human
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....ladies with hairy chests! run awayyyyyyyyyyyyy!
The shocker was robbed. Can't you have a pic of a guy with a mangina giving the shocker?
Oh, and I'm going to have to stop reading your blog at work, what with all the naked men and underage cleavage going on here.
What, are you trying to push for an X-Rating, instead of the NC-17?
Namesarehardtopick:
I don't mind a crude coversation, but find it a bit weird on a train!
Mega Dan:
NSFW??? What does that stand for...I am not too hip on the codes! I can try to keep it cleaner for you!
Hammer:
He was a big dude....I would have needed a steak knife!
MyUtopia:
The pictures or the conversation? Both are crude...my apoligies!
Yoda:
Ha! Probably! Dumbfuck! Whipped cream is so not gay!
Papa:
I am not running it, just participating...I am sure we can accept one more though...it is Mike M that is running the show!
Snow:
Disgusting right...what is wrong with people having conversations like that AT ALL!
Brian In Oxford:
You said boner!!! I didn't pick...you voters did!
Sarah:
STD stories on public transpo are totally gross! Next time we go out I will be wearing my mangina shirt!
Paul:
Disgusting...I didn't even sit five foot close to the guy and I wanted to take a bleach bath!
Jungle Jane:
Your back! Sorry, I didn't want to post that picture of you without your consent, but you were away!
Blog Portland:
The Shocker was robbed...I will have to get that one too! I do all my blog posts from work, so suck it up...CEO's love naked pics!
The Cherry Ride:
Duh! What's wrong with a little mangina...its not actual nudity!
I look forward to seeing this T-shirt.
The Shocker would have been better.
Or the PVC idea.
grossness
I have heard such conversations on the MAX, but the most appalling was this one lady talking about how she was pissed off that her welfare check got cut off because they found out she was buying drugs with it. Really, is that all that shocking?
NSFW-Not Suitable For Work.
I voted on I Heart Mangina. I felt it truly depicted what you are all about, Jenny.
First of all, I can believe that some idiot would have that conversation in public, but I am equally disgusted. What's funny is that after he talked up her anatomy, he made himself sound even more of a dumbass by putting it down. I mean, he "hit it" didn't he? Stupid asshat. Try to stay away...dumbass is contagious.
Crushed:
The Shocker is kick ass, I don't know if I would be able to do it justice on a shirt!
Brookly Frank:
The pictures or the story...or both!
One Step From The Edge:
Thanks for the explanation!
What a crack head! People like that should be put down...no help to have them here!
Sassy Blondie:
I take regular bleach baths after riding the train...fucking sick! So he loves it...then he disses it...fucktard!
We used to frequent this restaurant in Los Angeles called The Cock & Bull.
Bad name; great chow.
Sadly--like Don Knotts, a ritualistic guest--it is no mas.
Zen:
I kind of like that name! Of course the food is good...how could it not be with the word cock in it!
I am surprised at the winner...obviously I voted for that... but still...
I am launching a special blog competition with great prizes.. BLOG SMUT AWARDS!!
Mutley:
Advertising your smut on my blog...you should be disgraced! I fully intend to participate and I will win one of your super cool prizes!!!
No place to comment on the "Thousand Words" blog ... so I will do it here. Girl, you've got talent with the camera.
You don't happen to know the name of the biznitch that guy was talking to, do you? I might like to tap that skanky twat myself, yo.
I would have no problem overhearing that conversation. It's the boring ones I hate, and that one was anything but. Did he happen to give out the number of the "steamin' hot," all open and shit," pussy-lady? By all open and shit, did he mean that she was sporting some roast beef curtains? Yuck!
I just now read Dyk's comment, and I can't believe we both want to get on that mystery phone lady. I'll tell you what, I'll do the whip cream thing, and that will give me the edge over the Black man. What are you willing to do, Dyk?
Mangina my ass Jenny ... I think a lot of people who talk like that do so because they aren't getting anything to start with ... so they go out of their way to make certain everybody around hears their fabricated story. Then they probably go to their lonely little holes in the ground and jerk off because they believe that the 50 people on the bus now think he is a real stud. Poor bastards
Don't you find it tedious to answer every comment with a separate comment?
That would drive me nuts! And readers would be scared! They'd see 300 copies of my profile photo all in a row! :)
But maybe a PVC shirt?
That's not a horse Harry's trying to catch, its Hermione!!
Paul:
Thanks you are too sweet!
Mighty:
I didn't get her name, but I will probably see him again and I will ask for you!
Dr. Noisewater:
I find these conversations entertaining...but disturbing at the same time. I am sure that chick had more like a loose meat sandwich on top of those beef cutains! I dig whipped cream!
George:
Your probably right, no normal person does that...although, he could just be incredibley ignorant!
Dan:
I have tried the multiple comments in one thing, and I just don't like it, I find it easier to do it this way...and I like seeing my face over and over again! You are too popular for you own good!
Crushed:
You should get a PVC shirt!
Crushed:
Can I see one of your polyvinyl chloride outfits???
Congratts WOMAN!
**fuck dat nig, I ain't gay and wanz to eat cream off her skank pussy!
LOL ur kidding me right!
Keshi.
No way!
Shocker lost?!
Ive just been looking at Manginas at work!
Brrrrrr.
Ignorant knob - he doesn't know what he's missing out on....mm wipped cream rocks...~drools~ As does ice cream....you have to be careful with the two though...if you don't get it all off you wake up in the morning smelling like rotten milk...eww....mmm
My father once told me. If it isn't good enough to eat, it isn't good enough to fuck. That's about the extent of our father/son chat. Good advice I think. I hate when people talk like that in public.
Now there's an idea...
What shall I put on it?
Keshi:
I am not that clever...I couldn't possibly make this shit up!
SmartBuddy:
Sorry you had to look at manginas at work, that's usually something you should do at home!
Em:
Rotten milk sucks...you should alwasy shower after fucking ice cream!
Inside of Me:
That is good advice from your dad...smart man!
Crushed:
Your the expert! You tell me!
What's the opposite of a transvestite? Or is there (just wondering what the guy in your picture would be called)
I had a ginger friend who loved to show of his mangina! :[] Not nice!
Mangina
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