I figured that most of you don't give a shit about Big Brother and I would be wasting my time posting about it, but I am going to tell you all about it anyway...
I am a Big Brother fanatic...that's right not just a fan...but a fanatic! By September, I will need to contact my doctor because I will have had a boner for over 1440 hours and that can't be good. I have already formed my opinions about each cast member and most of them aren't that great. I feel like CBS really went overboard on the stereotypical "hottness" factor this year. Most seasons have a few older people and a few that are not Baywatch beauties. Big Brother has gone a tad bit Girls Gone Wild if you ask me.
I find the twists to only be slightly amusing...not really as creative as some of the past twists. I do get a kick out of the new feature added, America's Player (Eric) because we get to vote for insane things that he needs to follow through on in the house. Of course they picked the stock model goof ball guy that entertains the house with his crazy jokes and weird behaviors...typical!
The one person who I hate the most right now is Jen...and I don't see my opinions about her changing at all. If I was in that house, I would have punched her in the face for crying about her picture being awful! Fake titted whore bag needs a dose of reality, which I would love to give her, "You're a fugly bitch, get over it...your uneven new tits don't make up for your lack of brain...I sure hope you didn't pay alot for those because your money would have been better spent by going back to 2nd grade!" We would not get along in that house...crying over you picture being less than perfect is not something that I can deal with. The other person that drives me bonkers is Jessica. She has got the most grating voice. That little girly voice that is a constant high pitched giggle whine. Oh, damn she better go home soon! I will be putting closed caption on until she goes home.
The gay ex-couple are also a bit on my nerves. Well, just one of them. I love Dustin, he's a good time...he totally spread gonorrhea to all of Chicago says his ex Joe (the one I can't stand). Perfect...the two people that are representing Chicago...one spreads STD's and the other is worse than a PMS'ing bitch!
The guys are big and muscular...too big if you ask me and are a bit too....block headed! But even with all my cast complaints...I will faithfully watch my favorite show in the whole entire world! Ugh, I hate Julie (the whore host who bangs the CBS dude)...gosh I wonder how she got this cushy job???
59 comments:
Hated BB so far..thats until I saw these hunks. I think I should be in the US!
Keshi.
YEYYYYYYY I'M FIRST!!
:)
Keshi.
We will have to compare notes all season. You did see that my friend Juls works on the show as a producer, right??? Go check her blog too!
I'm hanging with ya on BB, gotta have someone to hate the stupid people with!!
Oh I LOVE Big Brother. Our season has almost ended here and as bad as it is I still watch.
I'm suprised that the show isn't that popular over there. I love US reality tv shows and it breaks my heart that BB isn't one of the top rating.
You should really do a seperate BB blog the way I did. That way I could keep up with all that's happening in your neck of the woods.
Fake titted whore bags, eh??
Note to self: Tivo "Big Brother" every week.
Wow, you're fabulously geeky too!
Don't worry about the 1440 hour boner. We guys all have had that condition, which doctors call "8th Grade," and I'm sure you'll survive it too. Happy viewing!
Well, if you love it... naaah, I still can't bring myself to watch...
But hey, the good news are SYTYCD is ON tonight! YEY me!
:D
I used to watch BB over here, but have managed to completely avoid this years. I think that if i watch just a few shows im hooked. Luckily Le Tour has just started so im a slave to its distraction.
Nice looking ladies there, maybe I will start watching again.
I am confused! 75% of americans are supposed to be overweight, yet 100% of these people are slim and gorgeous.
You broke my mathematics, Jenny!
Dude, that is a long time to have a boner. I hope you put it to good use! :O)
I have never see the show and I don't want to now because if I get a boner for that long my wife will leave me
I don't watch Big Brother, I'll admit.
I watched bits of the very first one, but now that people know how to work the shoe it isn't real any longer, just a mission to grab viewer attention.
Jenni......I love BB too(add this to our cleaning fetish - we should possibly get married immediatly) , our season is about half way thru , we have the usual collection of freaks , wannabe's and a few bemused individuals who seem to have wandered in by mistake.
I have beentrying to convert my work chums , but they are all feigning intellectual superiority... silly fools , they dont know what they are missing
Wow, none of those guys are even that ripped. Anyway, when you first said "big brother" I thought you were talking about the government. I was like, "how the hell can anyone be a government fanatic."
Man, did your post make a lot more sense with pictures!
Keshi:
The hunks are okay...but nothing too spectacular...the only one thats hot is Nick!
Yeah...you were 1st!!! That is cool beans cuz you are usually last!
Sunshine:
I am slowly getting my friends involved with BB...I love BB talk! That's cool your friend is a producer!
Steph:
That's a fantastic idea to have a BB Blog!
Dykerson:
Your hot ass should try out for next season...then you could fuck those fake titted whore bags and split them!
Michael5000:
I am glad that I don't need to worry about my boner...and I am dorky...not geeky!
Heart of Darkness:
What is SYTYCD??? I can't belive you don't like BB!!! That is a crime, but I still luv ya!
Smartbuddy:
Too bad you don't watch anymore...that is why I never watch new TV shows b/c I will get addicted and I don't have time for anything but BB!
Inside of Me:
They all have nice bodies...but seriously lacking in teh personality department!
Jungle Jane:
Would you expect them to be an actual splice of "real" population??? They are also all white except for one!
Mike M:
I think you should watch...woman dig boners that last for months on end!
Crushed:
I know, but I am hooked...I just love teh scheming morons!
Beast:
My two favorite things cleaning and BB...fantastic match! We could clean while watching BB...does that turn you on???
Dumb coworkers wouldn't know a good show if it kicked them in the ass!
Namesarehardtopick:
Did you take a look at Nick! That dude is fricking huge... he was an ex football pro player or some shit! Are you more ripped then they are? Hopefully not body builder big...that is just gross!
Umm, Jenny, I think if you need to see a doctor because you will will "have had a boner for over 1440 hours" you should probably first talk to him about why you have a penis in the first place!
Hey, I just went to The Experiment II. Great work Jenny!!
I can't watch BB for the exact reason that you named--those idiot people/actresses/actors just get on my nerves! ;) (Of course, I know if I started watching it, I would be hooked.)
--snow
Our Big Brother suck in comparison to the ones overseas, where they're always getting the freak on.
"You're a fugly bitch, get over it...your uneven new tits don't make up for your lack of brain...I sure hope you didn't pay alot for those because your money would have been better spent by going back to 2nd grade!"
That to me is pure Shakespeare!
i like fear factor better because they cut thru all the bullisht and talking and focus on the womens bodies... yeah, that and porn
Those are some good looking ppl down there!! I get my daily dose of good looks when I go to our gym.
Fake tits on a reality tv show? Are there any natural ones at all left in the showbiz? Oh the ones on Katie Couric maybe ;-)
I'm sorry, Jenny, but I HATE that show! They pick complete idiots, as they do for most of these types of shows. It's basically soft core voyeurism porn because the cumulative IQ is 5. I love your assessment of it though, and while I don't watch it, I'll keep reading your "reports". You are way more entertaining.
BTW-Blockhead boys with muscles=steroids and a lil tiny shriveled weenie. So sad.
The Cherry Ride:
You mean, I am not suppose to have a penis??? WTF???
Mike M:
Thanks!
Snow:
It is super addicting...its the only show I watch really!
that one chick in white coolats doesn't look super thin.
Blog Portland:
So, I have heard! Also, Americas Next Top Model is better overseas too!
Papa:
Shakespear and I are really tight!
Raffi:
You are a horn dog! Fear factor is so over!
Yoda:
I think your right, there are no real tits anymore on TV...so sad!
Sassy Blondie:
I am addicted adn I do feel a bit dumber after watching!
Sarah:
She's not super super thin, shes a mom of like 3...but still...if she is the fattest one on the show???
What are your thoughts on "Age Of Love"?
I must be working when this show is on or something.
Oh, well--
The only reality show that sucks me in is that one stupid show where the 20-year-olds and the 40-year-olds are competing over that one dude.
I am not a chick, but I don't really see why they are fighting this hard over that dude--well, it's probably fake and they are all actresses or whatever.
Oh, yeah--"Age of Love"--that's what it is called.
It's alright, but not really that great.
Why don't they have a reality show with all midgets? That would be pretty cool. Like a bunch of hot midget chicks fighting over a studley midget dude...I wonder how I could get this idea to someone...
I watched BB when it first came on, but haven't much again after the second season or so. I honestly didn't even know it was still on.
It's true, I don't give a shit.
Paul:
Never heard of it...really I only watch BB, Survivor and America's Next Top Model...that's it! I couldn't tell you shit about any other show!
Zen:
Havent' heard of that show!
Zen:
Midgest scare me!
MyUtopia:
Its kick ass...you should watch!
Diesel:
I figured as much!
lolz yep!
Keshi.
I'm there with ya, babe. I love BB. All 7 seasons plus the beginning of 8!
Em:
We should have a BB finale party! That would be fucking awesome!
BB is my secret pleasure. It is so stupid but I can't stop myself. I watch this dumb show every season.
Will is my all time favorite reality show dude.
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