I am sure everyone has heard of the hot new phenomenon called stripaerobics...and if you haven't...where the fuck have you been! Out of the strip clubs and into the strip malls! Classes in striptease, pole dancing and lap dancing are "popping" up (bad boner joke...sorry couldn't resist) around the country for women who want to learn to look hot and sexy while they burn calories. This could be a healthy reawakening of the seductress that lays dormant in some females, or further evidence of the over-sexualization or "stripperization" of American girls and women. Flirty Girl Fitness (featured picture below) has opened in Chicago and they are going to franchise further with classes such as "Chair Striptease," "Hottie Body Boxing," "Booty Beat" and, of course, "Pole dancing."
Every female from every walk of life can do this: doctors, attorneys, pharmacists, police officers, fast food managers, and housewives. But the question isn't can they take these classes...it's should they? Women from 18 through 100 can take classes and this really turns my stomach. I think that unexperienced tarts should leave the stripping and pole dancing to the professional poontang-cuntcakes. This could cause job insecurity for strippers everywhere...that would be a travesty, they may have to find real work like flipping burgers and filet-o-fish at McDonald's or performing rusty trombones, chili dogs, strawberry shortcakes and Cleveland steamers in the alley for $5!