Last night was my Summer outing for work aboard the Odyssey. I have been on the Odyssey before and have loved it every time. You can't even feel this boat move it is so smooth. I am pretty sure that this is where I want to have my wedding!
You guys should all be proud of me...I only said, "fuck" like 5 times! I behaved myself and didn't fall off the boat! The rain only lasted about 20 minutes and we had a wonderful sunset that back dropped Chicago's awesome skyline. I forget how amazing the skyline is until I am on the water...beautiful! Chicago has got one of the best skyline's in the world, second to Hong Kong. I am a bit biased, but sue me...I can be!
The only thing that was disappointing about the whole night was that it was employees only, no spouses or significant others allowed. It would have been nice to have Don there with me (or Jeanette, Sarah and Ashley...they count as one)!
Oh, and one other disappointing thing was that there wasn't any wild sex or outrageous behavior. When talking with my boss about the past parties a few years back hosted by The Firm, it was basically a fuckfest of secretaries getting all dolled up to screw the partners and the attorneys leaving wives behind so that they could get some action. My boss walked in on people doing the nasty on the couches, people sucking face with the managing partners who are like 85 on the dance floor, and secretaries baring all in tit shows! There have also been a few harassment lawsuits since those times, so I think that the attorneys find their side dishes somewhere else besides work now.
Best quote from my boss:
"Men get hard and they need to stick it somewhere!"