We have all heard about the fiasco between Southwest Airlines and the skanky dressed Kyla Ebberts, right? The controversy erupted in July after the hoochie mama was asked by an airline employee at San Diego International Airport to change her miniskirt, top and sweater or get off the plane. The hoodrat, a waitress at a Hooters, was allowed to stay on the flight to Tucson after pulling her skirt down a bit and her top up. The skeezer, pictured below, was allegedly wearing this outfit. 
I don't really see how that outfit was all that bad, she's not even showing cleavage, cooch on the other hand you can probably see plenty of. But honestly, if Southwest is going to ask her to change her outfit then they should ask all the trash to put on clean clothes and all the stink asses to put on deodorant before being allowed to fly. I know I would rather sit next to her trampy ass than some smelly ass BO stankin fat bastard. What I don't get is why someone would WANT to wear that little amount of clothes on the plane...I don't want my vagina even coming close to touching that dirty seat fabric!
Southwest shamelessly marketing their airlines by having cute chicks scantily dressed and autographing posters of planes for horny teenage boys! I think that this girl below has less clothes on than Kyla Ebbert did...and she WORKS for Southwest!
My girls and I will be flying Southwest next summer to got to California for a wedding and we are all going to dress like hookers...we want to see if we can get kicked off the plane too! We can get free plane tickets out of it...so I think it's worth it!
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Oh, I can't wait for next summer then! Please, please, can I come along too? I will be your official photographer/videographer!
**Southwest flight attendants
was that airline a flying brothel? Sorry but that aint anywhere near classy for a uniform YUKK!
Keshi.
I gots no problem with skanko's outfit. If we sat together on a plane, I'd be happy to share my nuts with her.
Right on about the stinky peoples Jenny babe! I totally fuckin agree. When they pack us in like sardines i don't want to smell the fuckin fish! I can totally handle looking at snatch! I can close my eyes but i can't hold my breath that long! I wouldn't want to sit by that fuckin monkey either!
Can I be your carry on? I can fit under the seat in front of you (it affords excellent peep views!)
I don't do hooker, but I will be more than happy to sit next to you looking like a hooker!
I totally agree about the gross BO thing. I once flew from Chicago to Reno on Reno Air (NEVER AGAIN PEOPLE) next to an obese, foul smelling man. That was the longest flight ever.
i'm so there
That black kid is so not looking at her face!
Smelly, stinky ppl are definitly a bigger problem than ppl wearing skimpy clothes... weird rule..
Free tickets? Well I thought hookers knew everything had a price ;)
Good luck & keep us updated!
You have to take pics of your scantily clad self on next summer's trip, as well as of the event in which you are "kicked out". For blog's sake, of course. Maybe to make it a little more interesting (and to better your chance at the scandal being put on tv) you should be "knocked down" by one of the SW agents and oops! your skirt flies up. Suddenly Playboy is calling. And then you're famous!
Umm. Eh hmm. Sorry, I uh, got a litte carried away. ;p
That's a lovely outfit. I'd have enjoyed a flight next to her but I expect the cleaners would have needed some of that special stuff that you use to clean slug trails off of garden furniture.
Maybe the "skank" should have flown on Virgin Airlines, or is there something ironic about that if she did?
Gawd, I wrote a post awhile back about some guy who ejaculated on a girl on a plane on northwest airlines while she was sleeping!! It was so gross!!
I so want to go with you guys! I would love to get kicked off a plane for dressing too slutty.
You should wear your I love Peni shirt too!!
--snow
It's funny when pot talks.
(Man, that is one black kettle!! Duuuuude! Kettle, do you know how black you are? Gimme some more cheetos!!)
She could sit right across from me if she wanted. Hell, I wouldn't need a window seat for viewing then :)
Skank to be ... sounds pretty good to me. No she did not deserve to be treated like that ... family airline they called themselves ... maybe next flight they will ask travellers if they undress in the dark, in the closet and only do the hump for the reason of begetting children. Answer no to any of them and you'll be walking.
Can't wait to see the headlines next summer!
Stupid Hooters whores. When will they learn to put on some clothes. Ha ha.
here's what i find funny about the whole skank issue: i read an interview with her, and she said on the return flight, a flight attendant complimented her on her outfit! haHA! double standards everywhere...
Ok that is crazy. The girls outfit wasn't the classiest but she hardly classified as indecently clad as to get booted off the plane.
Great points, Jenny. I'm more interested in how the outfit looked prior to her being asked to change it? There's always more to the story....
Somebody say flying brothel?
I suppose that'll be the brown-eye flight. So I'll just unwind and prepare for take off...
A dresscode for flying?
Was it first class?
No. Then it's just ridiculous.
I thought Flight stewardesses were supposed to dress- provocatively.
Hey, southwest should lighten up- the female form is an visual treasure that should be celebrated.
Two things:
1- She doesn't look that bad & I hate all skinny bitches.
2- Who the fuck wants a flight attendant's autograph?? GAY2ME!!!!!!!!
The pictures of the flight attendants in the hot pants were from the 60's when Southwest was billing itself as "love" airlines.
I don't see anything wrong with the lady's attire at all ... I wish more attractive women would wear mini-skirts (dodging vase thrown by wife).
You know, I always get stuck next to the obnoxiously fat stinky guy or the chatterbox 3 year old. I love flying, but I hate the people on the plane. I should really get rich and buy my own plane. I would let you dress whory all you want.
I wouldn't let that nasty chick on based soley on her face!! She needs to get rid of some foundation and can I get a new lipstick color please?!
I too found this story unbelieveable, seeing that Southwest Air is pretty much a Greyhound with wings. I'm sure that skank was not even close to the worst thing that airline has seen.
Yep southwest has a stick up their ass. Supposedly they dump the stink asses off the planes now too.
I think they should be pickier.
it'd be very entertaining to sit next to you on your flight to california - listening to you rant & rave and so on!
....if you were dressed as a hooker, that'd just be a bonus.
luv your work!
Yeah, how'd she picked? I thought dressing like a hooker was the new thang?
Was there a complaint involved?
All the outfits look ok to me , its kinda normal dress here , I dont see what the fuss is about.
The Beast says 'Flash the Gash' with pride
I didn't think it was all that bad so I didn't get what the big deal was till I took my trip to Vegas on SW. After seeing a couple of the flight attendants it all became clear to me. Jealousy...she was taking the attention away from them. Sad and pathetic!
Stacie
Get loaded before you get on the plane! The seats on Southwest Airlines are as uncomfortable as a seat gets. And while I'm at it, fuck them.
PS I've missed you so, and I hope work isn't getting in the way of our relationship. ;)
Jenni- If you do dress up like a 42nd Stree Ho...make sure you make it on the news. I wanna see you get all hot and bothered being busted by a guy in uniform!
Flyinfox_SATX
I REALLY need to fly with that airline!
Aaah, those were the days
when stewardess were stewardesses
and you picked an airline according to the hemline or colour of the hot pants - lol
I'd not heard of the controversy myself, but am almost indignant about it -- for the 'land of the free', the USA can be very conservative and repressed sometimes! I'm with you tho, I'd rather sit next to someone wearing very little than someone that smelled bad.
Jenny where r ya?
btw I checked out ur pic again..ur eyes r REALLY pretty man!
Keshi.
Have you left on the flight already? Are you dressed as a hooker? Just say yes to please me!!
That girl was flying to TUCSON? Sweet.
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