Aphrodisiac???

I have never understood the attraction to oysters. They are slimy, gritty and just gross looking, and that slurping sound that your mouth makes when the oyster slides in...barf! Oysters are one of the most popular aphrodisiacs, but I will take a pass? There is an oyster fest going on in Chicago today, right by my building, and I think I may vomit soon because of the smell of rotting sea creature wafting around.

I find it rather disturbing that many people think oysters are an aphrodisiac in part because of the resemblance they have to the vagina...I don't know about the rest of you girls, but my vagina doesn't look like that! Rhino horn is also an aphrodisiac, mostly because it resembles the penis, but I am not quite sure I would enjoy a penis that sharp and pointy!


My goal for today is to avoid Oyster Fest and the rotting vagina slime that is all over the street! I hope everyone has a great weekend...go get your rocks off with some rhino horn and oyster!

FUN FACT OF THE DAY: The word "aphrodisiac" came about when Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of love, sprang forth from the sea on an oyster shell and promptly gave birth to Eros. Because Aphrodite was said to be born from the sea, many types of seafood have reputations as aphrodisiacs.