Tuesday, October 16, 2007

No Hand Job's For Me!

No more teasing...here's my gash!


Here's what my thumb looks like exactly one week after I sliced it! Needless to say...I have lost lots of income over the last week since my hand job sales have dramatically decreased. If only I was more coordinated with my left hand!

38 comments:

TheBirdman33 said...

You should have automatically upgraded to the blow job. you aren't losing business and more money in your crippled pocket. That's what I did when I had a hand injury...wait, what? Did I share too much?

TheBirdman33 said...

It's very rare that I get to be first commenter so GO ME!

fatwonkkid said...

you know there options besides handjobs. i am counting at least 5 orifices that you can use...

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Well I'm glad they sewed up the right gash. That could've really been tragic.

captain corky said...

Oh no... Blue balls!!!

jford said...

Ouch! That looks painful! I hope the scarring is temporary and that it isn't too painful. That looks like it can really cramp your blogging style.

You know the old saying - okay, my saying - the best hand job is a blow job!

So you must be done with your training. How is the new position working out? How are the new co-irkers, co-shirkers and sychophants? Have you taken over the department yet?

Feel better.

jford

phishez_rule said...

Well, it would be an interesting texture if you did...

Slick said...

I see your hand is hurt and I feel sympathy for you because of the pain you're enduring, not to mention your lost wages on handjobs....

But what the hell is wrong with your mouth?? ;)

Sunshine said...

UGH, that looks horrible!!! And painful.

Just Sayin' said...

See... This is just my luck!

I was just sayin' to myself... Self... I wonder what it would take to get Jenny from Blog This to give us a handjob? And now this...

Whatever...

Mike M said...

(fainted)

ADW said...

Ew. Yuck. I've missed you, but I certainly don't want to see your gash.

VE said...

Is that that same string they use to tie up pork roasts? Maybe it's just recycled floss...I hear they're trying to go "green" in the medical arena too.

*~*Cece*~* said...

Oh man that looks nasty! And yeah, its time you got created and figured out a way to earn without the use of your hand. Be creative, I've got faith in you!

RAFFI said...

mmmm..mmmm... good. if the right hand doesn't work, move up to the right armpit.

George said...

Looks painful Jenn but like all the others have said ... there are other, softer, wetter places than your hand.

And what's wrong with practicing with your left ... never know when you will have to be hand job ambidextrous

Effortlessly Average said...

Yep, I go with some of your other commenters: no excuse, you should just step up to the plate and provide blow jobs. Or would that really be more like stepping up to the bat? Whichever.

Flyinfox_SATX said...

Oooooohhh...Aaaaaaaahhh

Man that had to hurt. Good lookin clean stitches though.

Flyinfox_SATX

Sarah said...

that made me want to pass out!

The Diva's Thoughts said...

Ok that thumbs looks really nasty my dear.

You are funny as all get out though. LOL

Yoda said...

BTW, what's the going rate for a handjob in Chicago?? I really have no clue!

Great to see the gash healing!

ana said...

ouch!!! that looks painful...have a quick recovery...

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

That’s a mean looking gash! Any prognosis on when the stitches come out?

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Whoa. Sorry to see your boo boo.

mutleythedog said...

You may not have realised but I am a famous plastic surgeon. I am prepared to help you with the minor correction obviously it will involve full nudity , but I am prepared to suffer...

Brian in Oxford said...

at least with thumbs, the doctor isn't likely to leave something behind underneath the stitches....

Akelamalu said...

Bet you wish you were ambidextrous don't you?

Joking apart, that looks very, very sore.

zen wizard said...

Are your footjobs any good?

Rex Venom said...

Ouch!
Maybe you should give up your mixed martial arts career. Yeah.
Rock on!

EmRocks said...

Just puked.. and did I see and thank you to your fabolous sister for sitting in the er forever with you because I freakin love you so much? NO. I am outraged!!! haha

Shibari said...

Oh baby I totally get the stitches thing mine are not visible to the outside world they are inside my belly button. But man am I so-ore.
*kisses* for your owie...
xoxo

Jeanette said...

SO GROSS! You're one bad ass bitch now!

Ashley said...

That looks so terrible. I guess you really won't be carving, huh?

Nocturnal said...

Damn, you look like a NHL hockey player little lady and don't sweat the hand jobs; you have another one on the other arm.

Cheers

Crashdummie said...

euwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! *faint*

thetwins said...

Wow, lil bit scare when i saw that pic.

Tyler Durden said...

You're losing income because of the thumb!? NO worries! That's why Jesus gave you a second hand, a mouth, a vajeje, a corn hole and two giant fun bags. Work that cleavage Jenny!

DoGGa said...

Nice gash, I think? :]