No more teasing...here's my gash! 
Here's what my thumb looks like exactly one week after I sliced it! Needless to say...I have lost lots of income over the last week since my hand job sales have dramatically decreased. If only I was more coordinated with my left hand!
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
No Hand Job's For Me!
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You should have automatically upgraded to the blow job. you aren't losing business and more money in your crippled pocket. That's what I did when I had a hand injury...wait, what? Did I share too much?
It's very rare that I get to be first commenter so GO ME!
you know there options besides handjobs. i am counting at least 5 orifices that you can use...
Well I'm glad they sewed up the right gash. That could've really been tragic.
Oh no... Blue balls!!!
Ouch! That looks painful! I hope the scarring is temporary and that it isn't too painful. That looks like it can really cramp your blogging style.
You know the old saying - okay, my saying - the best hand job is a blow job!
So you must be done with your training. How is the new position working out? How are the new co-irkers, co-shirkers and sychophants? Have you taken over the department yet?
Feel better.
jford
Well, it would be an interesting texture if you did...
I see your hand is hurt and I feel sympathy for you because of the pain you're enduring, not to mention your lost wages on handjobs....
But what the hell is wrong with your mouth?? ;)
UGH, that looks horrible!!! And painful.
See... This is just my luck!
I was just sayin' to myself... Self... I wonder what it would take to get Jenny from Blog This to give us a handjob? And now this...
Whatever...
(fainted)
Ew. Yuck. I've missed you, but I certainly don't want to see your gash.
Is that that same string they use to tie up pork roasts? Maybe it's just recycled floss...I hear they're trying to go "green" in the medical arena too.
Oh man that looks nasty! And yeah, its time you got created and figured out a way to earn without the use of your hand. Be creative, I've got faith in you!
mmmm..mmmm... good. if the right hand doesn't work, move up to the right armpit.
Looks painful Jenn but like all the others have said ... there are other, softer, wetter places than your hand.
And what's wrong with practicing with your left ... never know when you will have to be hand job ambidextrous
Yep, I go with some of your other commenters: no excuse, you should just step up to the plate and provide blow jobs. Or would that really be more like stepping up to the bat? Whichever.
Oooooohhh...Aaaaaaaahhh
Man that had to hurt. Good lookin clean stitches though.
Flyinfox_SATX
that made me want to pass out!
Ok that thumbs looks really nasty my dear.
You are funny as all get out though. LOL
BTW, what's the going rate for a handjob in Chicago?? I really have no clue!
Great to see the gash healing!
ouch!!! that looks painful...have a quick recovery...
That’s a mean looking gash! Any prognosis on when the stitches come out?
Whoa. Sorry to see your boo boo.
You may not have realised but I am a famous plastic surgeon. I am prepared to help you with the minor correction obviously it will involve full nudity , but I am prepared to suffer...
at least with thumbs, the doctor isn't likely to leave something behind underneath the stitches....
Bet you wish you were ambidextrous don't you?
Joking apart, that looks very, very sore.
Are your footjobs any good?
Ouch!
Maybe you should give up your mixed martial arts career. Yeah.
Rock on!
Just puked.. and did I see and thank you to your fabolous sister for sitting in the er forever with you because I freakin love you so much? NO. I am outraged!!! haha
Oh baby I totally get the stitches thing mine are not visible to the outside world they are inside my belly button. But man am I so-ore.
*kisses* for your owie...
xoxo
SO GROSS! You're one bad ass bitch now!
That looks so terrible. I guess you really won't be carving, huh?
Damn, you look like a NHL hockey player little lady and don't sweat the hand jobs; you have another one on the other arm.
Cheers
euwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! *faint*
Wow, lil bit scare when i saw that pic.
Nice gash, I think? :]
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