Friday, October 05, 2007

People...

The body of a 41-year-old man was found in a wooded area next to a guillotine he built and used to kill himself. Police said the roughly six-foot tall guillotine was bolted to a tree and included a swing arm. Police also found several store receipts detailing the materials used to assemble the device. "I can't even tell you how long it must have taken him to construct," he said. "This man obviously was very determined to end his life."


I kind of respect this man...and think it's kind of cool! If your gonna off yourself, you might as well do it with a bit of moxie, pizzazz and vivacity!
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Patricia Gabrysiak is an idiot! She needed a new sump pump, but she wound up taking a trip to the hospital with severe burns instead. A repairman left the pump and some supplies and also left three liquid-filled containers: a gallon water jug, a liter of water container and a bottle with a ginger ale label. Gabrysiak took a drink from one of the containers, discovering too late that it was filled with battery acid. She is suing the repairman who allegedly left the containers. The attorney for the repairman argues in court that Gabrysiak should not have been drinking from the containers when she didn't know what was in them. The supplies were left in the basement because the repairman intended to return and install the pump the next day.

Being stupid is NOT a reason to file a lawsuit! What a dumb bitch! Why the fuck would you drink something that a repairman left at your house...oh wait...I know why...because your a fucking retard...strike that...calling her retarded is giving her too much credit, she's fucking beyond words! Too bad we can't put her head in the guillotine!

51 comments:

George said...

Should introduce Patricia to the guillotine. The US seems to be lawsuit crazy ... I stubbed my toe ... I'll sue you for having that table leg too close to where I was walking

I like the guillotine ... I guess the arm they were talking about provided the torque but the blade must have been damn sharp too

Good weekend Jenn

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Professionally, I have dealt with several folks who had gotten as far a planning their suicide. But none of them ever included a guillotine in their plans.

Kelly said...

OMG! Did you hear about the guy that died from alcohol poisoning? He was an alcoholic and his stomach was torn up and he couldn't drink alcohol anymore... so his wife was giving him ALCOHOL ENEMAS! WTF!? He died from alcohol poisoning.

I laughed so hard when I heard that... I had tears running down my face!

People are so stupid.

fatwonkkid said...

in regards to the lawsuit lady, that isn't very nice doing that name calling. what you did was very insulting you should apologize for your horrible comments.

i think with your vicious comments, you give retards a bad rap for comparing them to someone that is considerably less intelligent than retards.

so apologize to retards for comparing them to this lady.

RAFFI said...

if she gets money, i will be soooooo pissed off

Princess Extraordinaire said...

She is such an idiot - it's amazing she's survived this long on her own...

*~*Cece*~* said...

She's just like that dumb bitch who spilled coffee on her lap & went after McD's. Idiots.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Sounds like that chick has already lost her head. No guillotine required.

Cappy said...

Was it Diet Battery Acid?

Christie said...

We are a lawsuit happy nation, aren't we. People suck, that's all there is to it.

Steph said...

She should be made to drink the whole bottle for being a fuckhat!

Fever Dog said...

Natural selection is meant to weed out people like that woman -- how has she got this far in life if she drinks from random containers left in the basement? Still, it would be a good way to bump her off and get away with it -- just leave a selection of chemicals in various bottles at her house...

As for the guillotine, it seems a little sad -- a lot of thought and effort went into it. what would have been better is if by the time he finished it, he found a new reason to live... maybe he never intended to kill himself, but was just testing it?

Akelamalu said...

Some people are too stupid to live!

phishez_rule said...

Seems the gene pool might need a little chlorine.

Yoda said...

The guillotine is terrifying. What would happen if the blade only cut half his neck off? He'd be running around with a neck barely attached! How horrifying!!!

Shibari said...

Man... i don't even know what to even say in regards to this.. the guy totally had some serious BALLS to even pull something like this off

electro-kevin said...

This really made you angry, didn't it, Jenny.

Having drunk battery acid it was she that ought to have been charged.

electro-kevin said...

As for the guillotine ?

Stupid man ! The Do It Yourself (DIY) version can be very unsafe.

Sassy Blondie said...

Frivolous lawsuits by complete idiot shitbags=higher prices, tax dollars waste, and an unsafe rise in my blood pressure.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Ryan said...

If that woman had taken just one more drink, she would have been up for a darwin award. Hell, she should get it just out of principle.

captain corky said...

Yeah, she needs to be put out of her misery. I just hope the bitch doesn't win her case. It wouldn't suprise me though.

Brian in Oxford said...

Yeah, that's a dumbfuck for ya. But why, Jenny, are you implicating Mr. Carlson from WKRP in Cincinnati???

VE said...

That's dumb. Battery acid should be poured into a proper goblet glass and served with a nice poison ivy salad.

Michael C said...

I totally agree with you, but after seeing the picture you used, I know really, really miss Mr. Carlson from WKRP in Cincinnati...

The Diva's Thoughts said...

You have got to be kidding me. Patricia Gabrysiak drank from some jugs a repairmn left in her house somewhere. Freaking nuts!

Hammer said...

That's why I like reading the darwin awards.

I don't drink out of strange bottles that plumbers leave on the floor.

Flyinfox_SATX said...

There are Awards given out for chicks like that. If they are stupid enough to drink battery acid, she should have died...making her yet another Darwin Award recipient. What a moron.

The guy with the Guillotine? Brilliant!

Flyinfox_SATX

EmRocks said...

thats pretty badass. haha

mutleythedog said...

Maybe he intended to slice cucumbers but got a bit - ahem over designed? As for the battery acide lady - seems like a reasonable mistake to me. I always drink things people leave at my house...

TheBirdman33 said...

Um, if being stupid wasn't a legitamate reason to sue in this country, Jacoby and Myers would be out of business.

TheBirdman33 said...

is it POSSIBLE that this guy was murdered in an elaborate way to make it look like an elaborate suicide?

TheBirdman33 said...

I keep my guillotine in the basement, I mean, um...wait what?

Nocturnal said...

Hmmm, he must have been French. :)

Cheers

Tod said...

At least the bottle didn't have plumbers piss in it.

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