Meet the lovely bride and groom!
Here's their wedding cake! 
A bit creepy, don't you think?
I wonder what she tastes like???
Probably tastes like a vain bitch!Thursday, October 25, 2007
What A Vain Bitch!
Meet the lovely bride and groom!Here's their wedding cake! A bit creepy, don't you think? I wonder what she tastes like??? Probably tastes like a vain bitch!
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Definitely creepy!
Oh she's sick with it. Who does that???
That's a truly remarkably ugly dress.
And to have 2 at your wedding?
ugh
I have to wonder if maybe the cake artist was showing what she could do.
Because vanity to that extreme hasn't occurred to even Paris Hilton -yet.
I'm surprised the groom didn't run screaming from the ceremony! Are you fucking kidding me? That's worse than vain and creepy, that's "it's time to seek professional help".
Jenny,
Alas, maybe she unfortunately knows it is the only way she will get eaten! :)
that cake is pretty friggin' awesome. if i were attending that wedding I would have a hard time not laughing my ass off.
that cake probably cost more than my wedding...
the dress is pretty ugly too.
Tastes like Oprah!
It's Harpolicious...
I would not want to eat it. Yes, creepy.
I woulda married the cake.
I bet the groom is going to get so drunk that he humps the cake ;)
I'll take a drumstick and two breasts.
Marzipan pussy?
I'm actually speechless this time. Heh. Go figure.
Neither your bridesmaids--nor your groom's silicone Real Doll--should look better than you on your wedding day, I always offer as a rule of thumb.
Oh my goodness! I received this in an email and could not believe my eyes. What in the world was she thinking about?
If someone eats her wedding dress away, I'm sure you'll find a dick!
That beeyootch is damn ugly!
i'd like a big piece with extra frosting and vain... wait a minute, no, i wouldn't want that!!!
~sings~
Your so vain...your so vain...you probably think this song is about you...about you...
That is just wrong...
Sick and wrong...
~taps chin w/ forefinger~
I wonder what Frued would say....
How many pieces of cake do you think they had left? Cause I dont think i would eat it either.
AND her vanity gets worse... don't you have to keep the top of the cake for a year until your anniversary? LOL... they'd have to buy a chest freezer just to hold her big fat paisleyed ass.
That's fucking weird!
Girl, you crack me up. This have got to be once of you best posts!
Um... could no one see the macabre in "cutting" that cake? Yeah, that's just what I'd want on my wedding day, seeing my new husband slicing me into pieces.
good god.
Oh, and I just realized, aren't you supposed to keep the top of the cake? To share on your first year anniversary? So they're supposed to store her head in the freezer for a year, then EAT IT together? Holly shit, I can't believe no one thought this was a creepy bad idea.
I love the eating-the-head comment (especially since my 1-year is this weekend!)....if only.....
But yeah, my general thought is, any goo on the inside of the cake?
I wonder if it was sponge or fruitcake, Jenny. Fruit with extra nuts methinks - extra black current.
I bet that J Lo ass could have fed quite a few of the pissy bums that follow you around, darlin' "I want to cut me a piece o' that ass, Miss Jenny" in the growliest tramp voice, "I wan't me sum cream pie an' I wannit now !" (drool)
Do you think your friend, Creepy Fucker would have liked that idea ? Maybe not the wedding thing but marzipan kids, Battenburg friends perhaps ? She could eat them all with some favver beans and a nice Chianti.
Somebody should go knock it on the ground and stomp on it.
Wonder if it is chocolate?
PS I've posted another Nursery Rhyme Quiz today if you fancy a go. :)
I think she should have definitely gone to Las Vegas NINstead.
Cheers
These people contacted me as their wedding planner and i thought their choice 'weddings on crack' was pretty good one.
I thought that she was beauty wheter she wore a wrong make up.
But that pics so creppy and i almost believe that the girl is the bridge
You can be vain on your wedding day but nowhere else. It's that day or nothing!
**but hello, what is with that stuff on her face?!!!**
Okay now that is just wrong...so very wrong....
That is fucking creepy, but it would have been awesome if when the groom had to cut the cake, he took that head off right at the neck.
I'm gonna eat you for your wedding!
i'd cut out the vajayjay region, eat it, do a mad crazy medicine man chant, then tell her she can't have babies anymore. muhahahahahah.... muhahahahahahaaaaa!!!!
And I thought I was vain with landscaping my ass hair to resemble my glorious face. This bitch has me beat.
tastes like a man is my thinking....that cake looks like a drag queen
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ughhhhhhh YUK. Surely she would have looked worse, like an autopsy after they starting cutting?
HAHAH imagine if they make blood red sponge cake under there?
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