Will You Lick it???

This Welch's ad is running in People magazines and is really kind of inventive. I saw it and I was like, hmmm, gross...should I lick the paper to taste it? Then I was thinking that someone may have licked it before me, like my mailman...and I DO NOT want to spit swap with my mailman...no offence man, but you are rank! So, since it was sealed and I saw no sign of foul play, I peeled off the taste strip and stuck my tongue out....and....it tasted like rotten grape flavored taint! If that is what Welch's tastes like...I am all set!

Stupid Holiday!

One of the most ridiculous made-up holidays is being celebrated today. So Happy Valentine's Day ya'll!

Auto Show -- Mohawk!

Donovan LOVES cars...so we decided it would be fun to take him to the Chicago Auto Show last weekend. Well Donovan had great fun climbing into the cars and pretend driving! He LOVED showing off his new mohawk to everyone...and everyone loved his mohawk. Several random stangers even asked if they could take pictures of him.

Choke It Down Paris!

It's a slice of pizza Paris...not a cock...you can chew instead of trying to deep throat it!

Oops!

I consider myself a smart girl, I have common sense and I am fairly well educated. However, there are times that I just feel like a fuckard-moron that just fell off the short bus without a helmet on. Now, I am not completely to blame for this...well, I probably am, but I am so going to blame this one on the spell check function in my Outlook email.

I was sending a reply to a secretary at work the other day and this is what it was supposed to say....

Kathy,

I apoligize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. Blah blah blah blah....

Thanks,

Jenny

Now this is the actual email that got sent....

Kathy,

I apoligize for any incontinence this may have caused you. Blah blah blah blah....

Thanks,

Jenny

I was more than a little embarrased by the email, but still found it to be completely hilarious after I read and reread the email to all of my co-workers. At least I can laugh at myself...and the secretary didn't mind either...she knows I am not to blame for her incontinence!