Friday, February 01, 2008

Oops!

I consider myself a smart girl, I have common sense and I am fairly well educated. However, there are times that I just feel like a fuckard-moron that just fell off the short bus without a helmet on. Now, I am not completely to blame for this...well, I probably am, but I am so going to blame this one on the spell check function in my Outlook email.

I was sending a reply to a secretary at work the other day and this is what it was supposed to say....

Kathy,
I apoligize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. Blah blah blah blah....
Thanks,
Jenny

Now this is the actual email that got sent....
Kathy,
I apoligize for any incontinence this may have caused you. Blah blah blah blah....
Thanks,
Jenny

I was more than a little embarrased by the email, but still found it to be completely hilarious after I read and reread the email to all of my co-workers. At least I can laugh at myself...and the secretary didn't mind either...she knows I am not to blame for her incontinence!

33 comments:

Hammer said...

It's worse if she really pees herself.

fatwonkkid said...

is she geriatric? b/c one might find offense to that if you were geriatric.

Yoda said...

That's hilarious! What if this was to an email list instead??? LOL!

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I think laughter is the best way to handle an oops. I try to follow the 11th commandment: “Thou shalt not take thyself seriously.”

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I'm trying to think of the office memo so overwhelming that it would actually cause spontaneous incontinence. Like, wow, you must have requisitioned a LOT of post-its....

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DoGGa said...

LOL - I've nearly made that mistake a few times. A classic one!!!

A guy at work once sent an e-mail saying "whipping instructions" instead of shipping instructions; and a guy last week sent an e-mail saying "Best Retards" instead of best regards :]
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I apoligize for. . .

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phishez_rule said...

Too funny! Thanks for sharing Jen. You certainly brightened my day.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

That was so funny, I shat my pants!!!

Ashley said...

That is fantastic! I am both pleased and embarrassed to be your friend!

*~*Cece*~* said...

I hate when spell check fails me.

jford said...

That's right, you weren't try to eff with her mind, it was a spell check malfunction!

That is too funny!

Flyinfox_SATX said...

I was just about to ask you if you and my Ex wife had similar conversations as this happened to her as well. That's pretty funny.

Flyinfox_SATX

Keshi said...

hahaha @pic #1!

How hv ya been Jen? :)

Keshi.

TheBirdman33 said...

WOw, it sounds like you are really excelling at your new position lol

mutleythedog said...

I thought stuff like that only happened to me! Sorry for not visiting - I didnt know you were back a -bloggin'!!

Christie said...

Oh, Jenny. I once spelled six as sex, luckily my boss was a perv and found it funny. Although he did try and cop a feel later on.

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