I consider myself a smart girl, I have common sense and I am fairly well educated. However, there are times that I just feel like a fuckard-moron that just fell off the short bus without a helmet on. Now, I am not completely to blame for this...well, I probably am, but I am so going to blame this one on the spell check function in my Outlook email.
I was sending a reply to a secretary at work the other day and this is what it was supposed to say....
Kathy,
I apoligize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. Blah blah blah blah....
Thanks,
Jenny
Now this is the actual email that got sent....
Kathy,
I apoligize for any incontinence this may have caused you. Blah blah blah blah....
Thanks,
Jenny
I was more than a little embarrased by the email, but still found it to be completely hilarious after I read and reread the email to all of my co-workers. At least I can laugh at myself...and the secretary didn't mind either...she knows I am not to blame for her incontinence!
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It's worse if she really pees herself.
is she geriatric? b/c one might find offense to that if you were geriatric.
That's hilarious! What if this was to an email list instead??? LOL!
I think laughter is the best way to handle an oops. I try to follow the 11th commandment: “Thou shalt not take thyself seriously.”
I'm trying to think of the office memo so overwhelming that it would actually cause spontaneous incontinence. Like, wow, you must have requisitioned a LOT of post-its....
LOL - I've nearly made that mistake a few times. A classic one!!!
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Too funny! Thanks for sharing Jen. You certainly brightened my day.
That was so funny, I shat my pants!!!
That is fantastic! I am both pleased and embarrassed to be your friend!
I hate when spell check fails me.
That's right, you weren't try to eff with her mind, it was a spell check malfunction!
That is too funny!
I was just about to ask you if you and my Ex wife had similar conversations as this happened to her as well. That's pretty funny.
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I thought stuff like that only happened to me! Sorry for not visiting - I didnt know you were back a -bloggin'!!
Oh, Jenny. I once spelled six as sex, luckily my boss was a perv and found it funny. Although he did try and cop a feel later on.
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Have you missed me? Did you feel a tingle when you saw my pic.
I have matured a bit since we last spoke and am pleased to say that the skin problem has cleared up!
I may just start to annoy you again yo sexy bitch.
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That's hilarious! What if this was to an email list instead??? LOL!
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I think laughter is the best way to handle an oops. I try to follow the 11th commandment: “Thou shalt not take thyself seriously.”
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