The girls and I went on a field trip to The Pleasure Chest in Chicago last night. It was kind of fun. I had no idea that there were that many choices for dildos and vibrators. Also, what is the purpose of a triple threat butt plug??? We must have spent close to two hours in the store perusing. The workers were actually extremely informative, two men on the floor and one woman in the backroom (the consensus was that she's the "tester"). We had a blast together, as always. The plan was to play Friends SceneIt after, but we didn't, instead we just talked about having sex in cars and all sorts of other interesting inappropriate things. We had big cookie...our favorite girly treat! I found out that my friends are kind of sex-a-holics (I did in fact already know that). One is really self-climax addicted, one likes to play dress-up and the other is just a plain old skank! I love you guys and wouldn't trade you or your weird sex habits for the world. I hope we can go again soon!
13 comments:
this is simultaneously interesting and disturbing!
Big cookie? was that a device purchased at the pleasure chest?
Around here the sex shops are highly regulated dildos and vibrators are illegal... with one small caveot (you can purchase them for educational purposes)
You cannot own more than six or sell them without risking jail
and I thought I had it bad as a gun collector.
I love big cookie!
I would have sucked at Friends Scene it anyway seeing as I never watch the show. But I have a lot to say when it comes to talking about vehicular recreation!
Big cookie is the shit! And it is totally bettr than any kind of pleasure device!!! It's from Jewel's Bakery.
I love the trips to the grown up shop! Not fair though, that there are far more girl toys than guy toys!
Ohmigosh, Jenny! How can you share that kind of personal information and not name names?
Quien es The Pleasure Chest?
Baba...do guys really need that many toys???
Beth...not naming names makes it more...fun! That way I can get you thinking about your friends and acquaintances fucking! That is so much more fun!
Brooklyn Frank...you know you liked it!
Hammer...that sucks for you! And what kind of purpose is a vibrator educational???
I had a great time! My favorite was Sarah asking what the limp dick was used for and the actual ten minute answer that actually followed. We totally need to go back. I need more lube (and it would be far better being root beer flavored), since I used all mine making myself into a slip n' slide with the mishap.
I still want to play Friends Scene-It. Sarah, you can borrow my seasons on DVD so you can catch up. I'm rewatching them now so I can really kick ass.
It would just be nice to have options!
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