Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Leonard Pitts on Paris Hilton

Actions have consequences: Isn't that a sermon every good parent has, at one time or another, preached to his or her child?

Are you heartbroken that Paris Hilton has been sentenced to jail? Me neither. I take it as welcome evidence that occasionally karma gets it right and the universe slaps those most in need of slapping. Rarely has comeuppance been more desperately deserved. Not just because she is a famous-for-nothing socialite, nor just because she is an empty vessel inexplicably adored by people for whom vacuousness is apparently synonymous with worth. No, comeuppance is needed here because the woman embodies such smug certainty that the rules do not apply to her. More to the point, because of the utter contempt she oozes for those who are not like her, i.e., not monied, privileged, pretty, white and heedless.

I didn't get the depth of that contempt until the online release earlier this year of a video that shows Hilton dancing at a party. At one point on the clip, she describes some unnamed unfortunate as a "fucking hoodlum, broke, poor public school bitch from, like, Compton." At another point, Hilton describes herself and a friend as "like two niggers." At yet another point, she calls someone a "faggot."

Don Imus got fired for less.

But for Hilton, it was a one-day story. Fox did not cancel the "reality" show she does with Nicole Richie. No sponsors are known to have pulled their ads. No coalition of blacks, gays and Comptonites demanded her head.

No, she skated away scot-free without really answering for her words or even being questioned for them. Which seems the story of her life. And that's troubling, given that Hilton is regarded as a role model, someone worthy of emulation, by so many young girls.

Your actions have consequences: Isn't that a sermon every good parent has, at one time or another, preached to his or her child? If you dance to the music, you've got to pay the piper: Isn't that a cliche we keep on speed dial?

So what do you say to the child about these people whose actions "don't" seem to have consequences, who dance to the music and then leave the piper hanging because they are celebrities, able to do the distasteful and the reprehensible and get away with it because the little people love them?

The little people need to wake up and find somebody worthy of their love. Hilton is not. A life of privilege, pampering and insulation from consequences has left her a moral cripple, and there's nothing admirable in that. Paris Hilton is a snotty child so besotted with herself, so clueless about the rules that govern life here on planet Earth that you almost -- but only almost -- felt sorry for her in reading news reports about her sentencing.

She was pulled over three times for driving on a suspended license while on probation for drunken driving? She showed up to court 15 minutes late? Did she really tell the judge she can't be bothered to look at her mail because "I have people who do that for me"? When asked if she had understood the terms of her probation, did she really say, "I just sign what people tell me to sign. I'm a very busy person"?

Not anymore, she's not. The judge gave her 45 days but her actual stay in jail may be reduced because of overcrowding. She'll be doing her time at a women's facility in Lynwood, a city just north of Compton. And isn't that poetic justice. No, I have no illusion that any of this will damage Hilton's popularity; cluelessness is part of her appeal.

Still, as a parent, a person and a public school graduate, I hope the kids who admire her are taking note: Consequences may arrive late, but they almost always arrive. Something for Hilton to consider as she spends her days in jail wearing an orange jumpsuit and taking group showers in a little place I like to call reality. It couldn't happen to a more deserving person.

*** I thought this was a fantastic, well written article by Leonard Pitts, a syndicated columnist based in Washington: Tribune Media Services. I can't believe that Paris Hilton's fan club started a petition to send to the Arnold Schwarzenegger- If he pardon's her, I will never watch The Terminator again! "If the late former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late Former President Richard Nixon after his mistake[s], we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned," the petition states. They have over 30,000 signatures for this petition...do these people even know who Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford are???


zen wizard said...

It's interesting that her comeuppence is an expired license which was also a factor in the almost jailing of Zsa Zsa Gabor who was also a "famous for being famous" person.

Jeannie said...

Who are these people who think she's IT? Because I have never heard anyone say anything nice about her. Are they 12? Are they the photographers that like to take pictures of her so they make money? I really don't understand.

I'm with you - there should be a counter petition threatening the boycotting of Schwartzeneggar films if he pardons her.

I don't get how they think she's being picked on compared with Gibson and whomever - as far as I know, they obeyed any court orders they had handed to them. Just like she should have. Stupid bitch still won't get what she deserves.

Jenny! said...

I hate those people! Just have a shitload of money from your daddy...and boom your famous!

Jenny! said...

OMG!!! She should have been jailed a long time ago, she was caught driving three times while her license was suspended. It is so fucking sad that people look up to her, I think it is actully more that people want to "be" her. My sister-in-law is a Paris wannabe and it makes me so so angry!

Ratty. said...

Bang her up - fucking slut. These are the people responsible for spreading disease throughout the hemisphere.

Jenny! said...

But what would we do without them and their crabs??? The world would be such a boring place!

Hammer said...

I wonder if her adoring fans will get the message about responsibility... Prolly not but I'm glad she's going anyway

Jenny! said...

The fact that she has "fans" says it all...bunch of dumb cunts!

Fever Dog said...

I'm going to find someone worthy of my love...come back, Britney, all is forgiven.

Jenny! said...

Fever Dog:
I miss the Britney Days! So so entertaining!