Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Blog Rating

Online Dating

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:


Ass (37x)
Shit (17x)
Gay (11x)
Vagina (4x)
Hell (7x)
Bitch (5x)
Gun (1x)

Fucking (5x)
Sex (2x)
Kill (1x)


That's what they found...wow, I thought for sure I used the word fuck a whole lot more! I guess I like a lot of ass! My new goal...get a fucking X rating!


Also, this picture cracked my ass up! Rome has been having some problems with excessive tourist shitting in their streets! So fucking disrespectful...if it weren't for the dude passed out...I would be completely outraged at the pigs that people are...instead...I am fucking cracking up!

115 comments:

minijonb said...

no, no... NC-17 is waaayy cooler and hip with indie cred than any ol' X rating. nice job!

Jenny! said...

Minijonb:
Thanks, I do try for the indie cred!

-Papa said...

With such a presence of Ass on your blog, I'd say, "Jenny likes big butts and she cannot lie..,"

Jenny! said...

Papa:
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon!

Jenny! said...

Papa:
Do you think I could peruse your blog sometime?

-Papa said...

So the drunk dude in Rome, if you were there, would you have unbuckled his pants, rolled him over, pulled his pants and shorts down to his ankles and lightly placed a discarded beer bottle between his butt cheeks? I wouldn't be upset if you did, but it would be unforgivable if you didn't take a picture and post it.

Jenny! said...

Papa:
If I were there I would do that plus shove his pepe in a bottle too...morning wood will never be the same!

-Papa said...

HA HA HA HA! Nice, that tourist will never forget Rome for sure and that deserves a Borat 2 thumbs up. Concerning mi Blogga, check your email.

Jenny! said...

Papa:
When in Rome...do as the Romans do...shove their dicks in small holes!

The [Cherry] Ride said...

I'm surprised your blog is "NC-17." Mine is "R" and your far dirtier than I am!

Jenny! said...

Cherry Ride:
Doesn't NC17 come after R????

Flyinfox_SATX said...

Who gives these ratings out? What are they gonna do if you don't comply? Take down your blog? What's up with the censorship?

I have kids too and usually I block these types of sites (mine included) at the source. Their web browser is kid friendly...

Flyinfox_SATX

Yoda said...

I get the same NC-17 rating too!! Apparently, "gay" gives it a 8x rating ... what dumbfucks!!!

They should really go see what language people below 17 are actually using. My CS grad student language seems pretty tame to me.

-Papa said...

When in Rome...do as the Romans do...shove their dicks in small holes!
Nowadays I think people call it "sodomy" for short. ;P

snowelf said...

I agree with minijonb, cause anyone can get an X-rate blog...NC-17 is walking the line and that's not as easy.

--snow

Jenny said...

A funny blogger named jenny with a highly offensive website. It's like I'm looking in a mirror.

Except that I'm into dick jokes.

Oh. Never mind.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

You too?

As you see, I was rated G.

Well obviously. YOU'D let your kids read me, wouldn't you?

Keshi said...

**get a fucking X rating!

LOL Jenny I'd fucking like to get one!

Keshi.

Cappy said...

I only rated PG. Shit. Damn. Fuck. Ass. Retard.

Think that'll help?

Jenny! said...

FlyinFox:
I will never take down my blog! I will fight it!

Jenny! said...

Yoda:
Right, my mouth has tamed a bit since High School...you wouldnt believe the fucking shit that comes out of their mouths!

Jenny! said...

Papa:
There's a name for that...hmmm!

Jenny! said...

Snow:
True, I do enjoy walking the fine line between accpetable for over 17 and just crude!

Jenny! said...

Jenny:
Hello mirror image! Thats totally rad...I haven't met anyone with my name before!!! And, I LOVE dick jokes!

Jenny! said...

Crushed By Ingsoc:
You were rated G??? I would let my son read your blog anyday...he needs to be educated about the marijuana battle being waged!

Jenny! said...

Keshi:
Thanks for your support! Please say fuck as much as possible...I will up my goal to XXX with your help!

Jenny! said...

Cappy:
Definately will help! Keep going...don't stop there! What about cunt, bitch, pussy, twat, dickhead and many many more???

captain corky said...

Mine is rated R. I need to add lots of nudity to my blog though. Just because I say fuck a few times is not good enough for an R rating in my opinion.

michael5000 said...

Awesome! Congrats on your NC-17 rating. Couldn't have happened to a more scandalous blogger.

My general blog is "G", which is really depressingly lame, and the quilt blog is "G", which pretty much makes sense, but I'm proud of the Bible-reading blog: NC-17, baby! Must be all that Old Testament incest, sodomy, and wife-pimping.

Michael C said...

Wow, does my R rating look much tamer to me now!!
;-)

Sassy Blondie said...

Jenny-My blog got NC-17 too, mostly for saying hell and shit. WTF? Keep that fucking shit up, bitch! You're fucking blog will be all rated X and shit in no fucking time.

Ok...do you think that helped at all?

Sunshine said...

Mine is Rated R....I was surprised. Too much VAGINA talk.

Nocturnal said...

Well mine came up rated G, so in other words; it's seriously fucked up.

James said...

My blog only got a PG rating. I think I would of got a U rating if not for the word 'steal' which was used 16 times in one article.

Clean mouthed me, you see

Gorilla Bananas said...

How do you know he's passed out? He looks as if he's high on the smell.

jungle jane said...

Yikes, if you want to visit my blog you need to be over 45 years old. And have a note from your mum...

Gardener Greg said...

Looks like someone threw his fucking ass out there on the steps. (notice how I worked those words in) People are pigs though. When I see a pig that is making a mess I want to say "you human"

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Maybe I should a little slogan- A Family Blog.
Thing is, I've tried on sites with porno pics, and it brings them up G as well...

The inside of me said...

Keep it fucking x baby. I can handle it.

Jenny! said...

Michael5000:
The Bible is dirty!!!

Jenny! said...

Michael C:
R rated blogs are cool too!

Jenny! said...

Sassy Blondie:
Thanks, I think it helped a great deal!

Jenny! said...

Sunshine:
I think vagina ranks as naughtier than dick! Cause I say dick a ton!

Jenny! said...

Nocturnal:
Ha ha ha! Very fucked up!

Jenny! said...

James:
Dirty mouthed girls like me make up for the cleam mouth guyslike you! PG is respectable...my kid can read your blog!

Jenny! said...

Gorilla:
Could be...I was just taking a wild guess!

Jenny! said...

JJ:
Put that would mean I couldn't visit...what would I do without my source for midget porn and fucked up cocks???

Jenny! said...

Greg:
I like that...poor pigs alwasy get picked on and a bad name! Fucking good work with the fucking words though!

Jenny! said...

Crushed By Ingsoc:
I think it only looks at words not pictures!

Jenny! said...

Inside of Me:
Are you sure you can handle my X!!! You bess be prepared foo!

honkeie2 said...

That is a very interesting list of words lets try to make a sentence with all of them:
" To HELL with all of this GAY SHIT. I am going to KILL the SHIT out of the next BITCH that I see FUCKING an ape. I am going to put my love GUN in her ASS, because god kills two puppies everytime you put something in your ASS. But my favorite SEX toy has to be the Vagina."
I wonder if that would help raise your rating?

captain corky said...

I wonder why Captain Corky got skipped over? Where's the love Jenny?

Jenny! said...

Captain:
How could I have done that...I love you! I will post some nudie pictures for you just to make up for it!

The stupid rating thing only looks at words not pictures! I have pictures of Brad Pitt's penis posted.

Jenny! said...

Honkeie2:
Puppies die when things are put in your ass??? Why didn't someone tell me that sooner!

That sentence was some funny ass shit man!

captain corky said...

That's better! I feel completely loved again. ;)

Jenny! said...

Captain:
Good, I hate when I forget to send kisses to my bitches!

Em said...

Jenny: You gutter mouth you...OooOooo

Well my day just picked up, after reading your last post I thought I'd surf your archive in search of Mr Pitt's wang....(shameless I know but I think the man's fit...as is his wife/partner/whatever she is, ~drools~)found on the first month I clicked on...yey!

Keep up these stream of shameless filth you happen to call a blog... ;). Good stuff.

NamesAreHardToPick said...

Yeah, gun is WAY more bad than "fuck."

Em said...

I just found your blog today and I'm thrilled to add it to my daily reads. Such diversity in word usage! LOL I'll definitely return to help keep up the usage of ass and fuck and other fun things.

Ratty's Ghost said...

Woooooo!

The inside of me said...

I can handle X. It's Ex I can't handle or should I say don't want to. I love a girl with a naughty mouth. :)

Shibari said...

hmmm NC-17 rating eh? Wondering how I can push the limits on that for my blog... Perhaps I already have!
hmm I will have to see what I am rated! How does one find out?

Jenny! said...

Em:
Will do, filthy is my middle name! Did you enjoy Mr. Wanky???

Jenny! said...

Namesarehardtopick:
Gun is so violent...fuck is just so multi-meaning!

Fever Dog said...

I'm surprised you scored as low as you did on some parts, while in others was surprised that the use of the word "hell" should be frowned upon

Jenny! said...

Em:
Thanks for coming...I will visit you later fucker! Anyone who can increase bad language usage is welcome!

Jenny! said...

Ratty's Ghost:
You scared me...you little dead bastard!

Jenny! said...

The Inside Of Me:
Ha ha ha!Dirty mouthed girls...should chew Orbits gum!

Jenny! said...

Shibari:
You like lick...I mean click on the rating picture thing on the post and it will take you to the rating place!

Jenny! said...

FeverDog:
I could have a religious blog and use hell all the time, would that rate as X???

Shibari said...

ok now i am laughing.. I have a PG13 and we BOTH know... that my blog should be X rated.. use of nudity ... and the stuff I write about.. We so need to up my rating!

Jenny! said...

Shibari:
I think it rates by language usage...not pictures...but yes..your should def. be more than PG-fucking 13!

Akelamalu said...

I got a PG rating but then I only said 'turd'!

I wanted to go to Rome, I don't think I'll bother now. :(

Jenny! said...

Akelamula:
He he he...you said Turd!

Shibari said...
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Jenny! said...

Shibari:
What stupid fucking cock smokers!

jenny! said...

Shibari would you like to eat me out on some kind of cyber sex web cam link? i think we could get both of our ratings up. I could do with some bitch eating me out.
Whose for it? Let us know.

Jeannie said...

I was rated PG. For saying shoot. I don't get it. I'm pretty sure I've used stronger language than that. Wonder how many posts "they" look at.

Jenny! said...

Jenny!:
Wow, You are really cute...I would love to meet you! It would be nice ot take a peek at your blog, but I see you are a bitch so that won't happen! Is there a reason why you have been leaving comments all over using my picture and name??? Coward!

jenny! said...

VOTE FOR LIVE LESBIAN SEX CAM FOR FRIDAY!

Jenny! said...

Jeannie:
Probably not that many...shoot...I didn't even think that was a all a bad word!

Shibari said...

I'm up Jenny~*
Since Gay totally brings the rating up.
Let's just all fuck and see what happens.
I wonder if wanking brings up the rating or how many times you have to say masturbate...
hmmm...
the anallingus comment you left on mine should bring me up a notch.
hmm it made me all sorts of ... squishy too... ;) lol

jenny! said...

Me...? You? Are you talking to me bitch?
Coward
Dyke
Fuck you

jenny! said...

Fuck you too!

jenny! said...

You first

jenny! said...

Who is who?

jenny! said...

Kids don't do drugs...

jenny! said...

Shibari... anytime Babe I'd love to taste your ass and pussy.

Shibari said...

well.. did we successfully get you a X rating?

Jenny! said...

Shibari:
Probably!

jenny! said...

i am going for that neurotic schizo/slut rating.

jenny! said...

Wow what took us so long?

jenny! said...

look Jen. We have to pull together here. We are working to boost our notoriety. Its done with love Babe!

Jenny! said...

Jenny:
It is still coming up NC-17...it's not working!

shibari said...

Jenny. Are serious about wanting to fuck me live on web cam? If you are I'm up for it.

shibari said...

Do you like anal games?

Shibari said...

hmm they are using me too

Jenny! said...

Shibari:
I thought you might take me up on that offer!

Variant E said...

Wait a minute hear. That many 'asses'? But your profile says your zodiac year is 'Rooster' not 'Donkey'. I would think you'd be more preoccupied with cocks!!!

Jenny! said...

Variant E:
i love cocks...but a good piece of ass is nice too!

zen wizard said...

One of the main things I remember about Italy is how disgusting the bathrooms were--I mean like shit smeared on the walls and shit. Who bothers to do that?

Of course, this was a really long time ago. Not so long ago that they had the Roman latrines where you bought a sponge on a stick, but a really long time ago.

I don't know.

Something about that country makes people really anal expulsive, I guess.

the hitch said...

Wotcha Jen!

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

That's it. I'm getting my Snoop Bloggy Blog rated.

Jenny! said...

Zen:
Whoever is disgusting enough to wipe shit on the walls??? People are fucked up!

chuckdaddy2000 said...

It must be hard to get an "X" rating. Your blog is way more obscenity-filled than mine, and I, too, got the NC-17 label.

Maybe you need actual porn on your web-site to get the "X"?

Jenny! said...

The Hitch:
Thanks for you comment!

Jenny! said...

Bugs Butt:
It's about time you jumped on the bandwagon!

Jenny! said...

ChuckDaddy:
I wonder if it even goes up to X?

Keshi said...

Fucking OK! :):)

Keshi.

Jenny! said...

Keshi:
Fucking right!

Aimee said...

i think you might want to really up the number of times you use the word vagina. I mean, that's like a staple in my vocabulary. hA!

Jenny! said...

Aimee:
Good tip! Vagina is alwasy viewed as worse than dick and any other word related to the penis! Sexist rating system!

Keshi said...

Fucking brilliant then!

Keshi.

Jenny! said...

Keshi:
You are a fucking awsome girl!

Keshi said...

Jenny is a fucking babe!

Keshi.