Friday, June 29, 2007

The Zoo Song

My best friend in the world and I have a bad habit of singing the world's most obscene song...over and over and over again at places where this kind would be wildly inappropriate!

The version that I grew up with is below and I have no clue what the tune is from.

Fuck fuck fuck a duck,
Screw a kangaroo,
Finger bang and orangutan,
An orgy at the zoo!

It's like the song that gets stuck in your head in the middle of a funeral, or during a baptism...I occasionally can't stop singing it while on my walk home from work. We often alternate the verses between us to spice it up a bit. We both worked at an education company and could be found in our joint office singing this lovely tune like a broken record. Once you start you just can't's catchy!

Other versions of the song are:

Fuck fuck fuck a duck,
Screw a kangaroo,
69 a porcupine,
Man i love the zoo?

Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw A kangroo,
Missionaire a canary,
This Is the Zoo?

Fuck fuck fuck a duck,
Screw A kangroo,
Masturbate with a snake,
Sunning at the zoo.

Can you think of any more versions???


captain corky said...

My name is Captain Corky and I'm here to help. God loves you Jenny, and so do I.

Anonymous said...

holy crap... you are nuts... LOL

I was paging someone at work, when I opened your page. Needless to say I stuttered on the page... :-P

Yoda said...

You're loony Jenny! LOL!

These days I just sing along to completely inappropriate rap songs, like 'Shake That'. Especially loud when the words get muted out!

James said...

Now who'd of thought it...

You and a obscene song and I thought you were a little angel.

Jeannie said...

I never knew that one! What tune is it? Row Row Row your boat? or Ninety-nine bottles of Beer on the wall?

-Papa said...

Screw screw screw a gnu
Freak an eagle's beak,
Dry hump a camel's bump
Shagging at the zoo!

Jenny! said...

That's great...but you need to incorporate more animals into your rap! FYI: I love you too!

Sorry about your stutter! I can't believe that I am the only one that sings or has at least heard of the school yard song!

And you are looney by association! I love that song! In fact I posted the video on my blog some time ago with the lyrics!

You must know of that song! And I am an angel...I just disguise myself!

Jenny! said...

I can't remember the tune...will find out from my friends and give you an update!

Now that is what I am talking about! That's spectacular! Did you cheat?

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Did it work?
Are you X rated?

michael5000 said...

When I lived in Emporia, Kansas, my mom visited and I took her to the tiny local zoo. We were at the lemur cages when I realized the lemurs we were watching weren't really just grooming themselves. No. They were felating the bejeezus out of themselves.

I had two choices.

I could say, "Hey, Mom, look at the buffalos!"

Or, I could say "Damn! I'd give anything to have a neck that flexible!"

I went with the buffalos.

-Papa said...

Creative Geniuses have no need to "cheat". :p

Anonymous said...

anal intercourse with a cat
cunnilingus with a shrew
coprophagia with a bat
watch it do a poo!!

Jenny! said...

Crushed by Ingsoc:
Not yet...fuckers!

Good choice to go with when with the parentals!

Sure! I belive you!

I just peed my pants! You never cease to crack my ass up!

Shibari said...

hmm that should get you your rating... Now to work on my own! heh ;) *hugs*

Akelamalu said...

Haven't heard that one before but I'll probably be singing it forever now!

I like

Me Aunty Mary had a canary
Up the leg of her drawers.

La Cremiere said...

Awesome, I'm done for with the zoo now, I've been corrupted!

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Now they're just being mean...

You're trying so hard as well...

The inside of me said...

How about Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Lets watch the lions lick themselves,
And have some pussy too.

Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo.
someone hold the leopard down
while I give her some fresh meat.

OH this is so sick but catchy.

It's Me... Maven said...

Shit, now I've got that earworm in my head! I'll have to get back to you on my own variations on that tune!!

Diesel said...

My mom won't let me read your blog any more.

Mike M said...

Hey Jenny!, send me an email at so we can get started on The Experiment II

The inside of me said...

I forgot to add ewwww on the end of my last one, I didn't sleep knowing that it didn't ryme.

latinbombshell said...

Thanks for the link love! Pleasure to discover you as well.

:phil: said...

That first picture reminds me of a joke that I'm sure will offend someone...
So here goes:
Q: Why are camels called ships of the desert?
A: Because they are filled with Arab seamen (semen)

Keshi said...

that song is kinda kinky lol!


Jenny! said...

HOpe you had a great weekend!

That is the problem I have, it gets stuck in my head!

Le Cremiere:
Sorry! Next time you go to the zoo you can sing this song!

Jenny! said...

Crushed by Ingsoc:
I do try hard! Glad you noticed!

The Inside of Me:
Loved them! Good is sick but so fun!

It's Me Maven:
Can't wait to hear you versions!

Jenny! said...

Tell you mom...just kidding! I will start being nice and clean...then will she let you???

Mike M:
I can't wait!

The Inside of Me:
It happens, I didn't notice!

Jenny! said...

YOu are welcome!

Great joke...I will be retelling that one...if I can remember the punchline (trick for me sometimes)!

It is kind of kinky! Maybe that's why I like it!

Fever Dog said...

I can't be arsed to read everyone else's comments, but I think the tune is "Row, row your boat". And the third verse doesn't scan ;)

honkeie2 said...

LOL I used to sing this song hahahaha.
Fuck Fuck fuck a duck,
screw a kangaroo,
lets all spend a day
at the heavy petting zoo!

Jenny! said...

Fever Dog:
It is to Row Row Row Your Boat! I can never remember!

Jenny! said...

He he he...the heavy petting zoo! I like that one!