Now, my understanding of stilettos is that they are enticing and sexy to the male species. They elongate a woman's legs and make her calves look gorgeous, and isn't it every man's fantasy to have sex with a woman wearing only her high heels? Here's my problem...it is not the shoes that are at fault...but the person wearing the shoes. I don't understand how if you can't walk in high heels, why on earth you would wear them. There is nothing sexy (even remotely clumsy-sexy) about a woman who can't handle her shoes. When you waddle like a handicapped duck down the street, the last thing on any one's mind is how sexy you are. When you stumble every five steps...it is so not hot!
The other problem I have...again it's not the shoes...is that woman who have fat fucking feet will wear tight strapy shoes and then the fat like pours out all muffin top like...it grosses me out. I have to admit that I find feet a bit repulsive anyway...I am not interested in licking any one's toes or having mine licked. Why would you wear shoes that make your feet look like over stuffed sausages?
It has gotten to the point now that I can barely keep from laughing every time I see these sights...and let me tell you, it happens all the fucking time! I do like high heels, except I make sure that I can physically walk in them. The only exception is if you buy the shoes for the purpose of sex...not for street walking!
One last problem...woman complain and bitch about how much their shoes hurt but continue to buy high heels. You have no right to bitch and complain about your feet hurting as if you were mutilating your vagina, when you purchase those types of shoes and choose to wear them!I have to share this bizarre wish/fantasy of mine...I find myself thinking this whenever some homeless guy walks by. I imagine that this bum grabs my purse and runs off with it...but to stop him I take off my stiletto and throw it at his head, piercing his skull! Is that weird???
There is nothing sexy about a girl who can't handle her heels!