Monday, July 02, 2007

8 Things Tag

1. Each player must post these rules first.
2. Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
3. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
4. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
5. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.
So here goes my 8 random facts and habits:
1. I have a huge lima bean sized birth mark under my right arm, close to the pit! My mother tells me that when she was pregnant with me she craved lima beans...hence the birthmark. When I was pregnant with my son, I craved White Castle...luckily he doesn't have a square burger shaped birthmark on him!
2. My right humorous bone has a permanent 30 degree bend from a car accident a few years back. I have a mean right hook so you better watch yourself!
3. I am a reality TV whore! I love Big Brother, Survivor, America's Next Top Model, Amazing Race...my boner pops at the mention of Big Brother!
4. I belong to a book club...BAMF's and we get together once a month to discuss our books. It's my group of closest friends that have inspired me to start reading again (since I hated to read) and now I think I out-read all of them. They have helped me to renew and find a love of reading.
5. I am scared shit less while watching scary movies. I jam my fingers in my ears so that I can't hear anything and squint my eyes to the point where I can barely make out the characters. By the time the movie is over my hands are asleep and numb and my ears hurt like a bitch. I can barely tolerate a two hour scary movie...but I am sure my arms would fall off after 4 years of the scary shit movie pictured below!
6. I love being called names that are derogatory to females (nothing like setting back the work of feminist). My favorite to be called is "woman"...don't know why, but if Don says, "woman, get me a beer" or "damn woman!" I just about melt in his arms! 7. As you probably already know, I am completely anal and have some OCD issues that pertain to me cleaning my house excessively and compulsively on my hands and knees on an almost daily basis. One of my big rules is no shoes in the house...and when you break that rule, I don't stress over re-cleaning the floor (well a bit) but mostly I stress over how I am going to stop myself from killing you.

8. I am part Dutch and love the windmill cookies dipped in coffee. I hate the damned Dutch wooden shoes and Dutch ovens aren't my favorite either.

If you would like to tag yourself, have a blast!

45 comments:

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

You can't bend your arm? Jeez.

Jenny! said...

Bugs Butt:
I can bend my arm...just the humorous bone (between your elbow and shoulder) is crooked so it's got a slight bend in the bone. No functional problems!

chuckdaddy2000 said...

How about Dutch wooden shoes in the house?

Jenny! said...

ChuckDaddy2000:
That would be dreadful, I would want to beat someone with them!

-Papa said...

1. I have a huge lima bean sized birth mark under my right arm..,
Is this better than a kidney sized kidney bean above your kidney?

2. My right humorous bone has a permanent 30 degree bend..,
Having a 30 degree bend in your humorous bone isn't funny.

3. I am a reality TV whore!
But in reality you're not a whore?

4. I belong to a book club..,
I joined one of those book clubs where you get 99 books for 1 cent, and you have to buy one book a month at regular price. Sheesh, talk about a rip off.

5. I am scared shit less while watching scary movies..,
Have you tried defecating before you go to the movie, or wearing depends? ;P

6. I love being called names that are derogatory to females (nothing like setting back the work of feminist)..,
Jenny! you remind me of a person who's other name can mean a gardening tool. RAKE.

7. As you probably already know, I am completely anal..,
I already know you dig in the dirt, tell me something I don't know. :P

8. I am part Dutch..,
So you always paid your share of the dinner on dates?

CityUnslicker said...

How dutch are you really?

Can you speak it or eat the food?

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Woman, I've got a "bone" with a slight bend in it, and it's got your name on it!

Woman, do you really jam your fingers in your ears during scary movies? I think that's how the "shocker" got started...

...woman!!

Sarah said...

I didn't know the part aout the windmill cookies! I really like the lemon frosted ones by the same company.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Jenny- Do you have very Dutch attitudes?

You LIKE being called Woman?

OK, Woman, whatever you say?

blog Portland said...

If "woman" gets your juices flowing, what happens when he calls you "sugar tits?"

Mike M said...

I love this too!! Accompanied with great pictures too. You are going to do very well in 1000 words!

Yoda said...

I have that rule too in my house. No shoes allowed past the landing!! You and I could nest together, it seems. Though you'd have to give up your boner for Big Brother. I hate reality TV. I hate it with a vengeance!! I could find other ways to give you boners, really I could!! ha!

Kate said...

wow. you're a nutcase. lol. welcome to the club.

snowelf said...

Those windmill cookies rock!!!

--snow

Keshi said...

I've done this tag b4...if u want, u may read it at:

http://keshigirl.blogspot.com/2006/05/weirdo-in-me.html


omg Im such a clean-freak too!

btw I like being called 'woman' too...Jenny r ya my long lost sis? :)


Keshi.

Fever Dog said...

What are windmill cookies?

And I had to laugh out loud at you enjoying being called derogatory names like "woman". How you can live with a man with a terrible potty-mouth like that I will never know!

Fever Dog said...

Oh, and re: scary movies -- you probably make them far worse than they are, watching the way you do. You are leaving it to your imagination when you can't see or hear, whereas if you actually watched you probably would just get pretty quickly!

Akelamalu said...

I took my shoes off before I read your meme, I enjoyed being shoeless and also what you wrote! :)

honkeie2 said...

lets see, you said 'anal' and 'on hands and knees'
Guess where my mind is?

Jenny! said...

Papa:
How did you know I like ot be called a rake???

Jenny! said...

Cityunslicker:
I am half dutch but can't speak a lick!

Jenny! said...

Mighty Dykerson:
Oh baby, don't stop now! I'll show you my bone if you show me yours!

Jenny! said...

Sarah:
See you learn something new everyday! We should eat them together next time!

Jenny! said...

Crushed by Ingsoc:
Dutch attitudes??? I do like being called "woman"...and you can call me that anytime you like!

Jenny! said...

Blog Porland:
I can't tell you what happens when he calls me sugar tits...I would be arrested!

Jenny! said...

Mike M:
I am excited about 1000 words...thanks!

Jenny! said...

Yoda:
I don't think I could give up BB...no matter what tactics you employ to surpass my reality TV boner!!!

Jenny! said...

Kate:
Not only am I a nutcase member...I am also the President!

Jenny! said...

Snow:
Those cookies are the shit! So good when dipped in coffee!

Jenny! said...

Keshi:
Damn woman we are like sisters!

Jenny! said...

Fever Dog:
Windmill cookies are like cheapish cookies shaped like windmills, don't really know how to describe them!

Terrible potty mouth is a requirment in our family! I wouldn't have it any other way!

Also, he doesn't order me ot get him beers and such...the "woman" is used more when we are joking around!

Jenny! said...

Fever Dog:
True that on the movie watching thing! I get all stressed about the jumpy parts...those are the worst!

Jenny! said...

Akelamula:
Oh, that was so sweet! As long as you had clean socks or clean feet!

Jenny! said...

Honkeie2:
You can only be thinking of one thing...how you wish I was your maid!!!

The inside of me said...

The picture on the movie says it all. I can't make out the title but I think it is HH.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

OK Woman.

Now fetch me a beer.

And bring it over here.

Jenny! said...

The Inside of Me:
I loved that picture...Hillary is a scary beast!

Jenny! said...

Crushed by Ingsoc:
Sure, what kind of beer will you be having...and how would you like it served?

Em said...

Hey woman....I loves the reality shows, too! Can't get enough.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

A Pint of Tetleys, half inch head.

A cigar would be nice too.

Good Woman- Or do you want worse?

Jenny! said...

Em:
Yeah, finally a fellow Reality TV whore!

Jenny! said...

Crushed:
You are much too kind, but your half inch head and cigar will be coming right up!

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

For being so sweet and efficient, maybe you deserve dirtier...

honkeie2 said...

if you were my maid there would be very little cleaning done lol

One Step From the Edge said...

I have to say, I get a little excited when I hear my husband refer to me as "his wife" to other people. Or when he says "Bitch, get me another beer". Le sigh.

Oh, and as another part Dutcher, I also love the windmill cookies. But I'm sorry to say, I had a pair of wooden shoes. I freaken' loved them, too.