Monday, July 02, 2007

Bush Responds To Shocker!


Y'all were really busting my balls about the Jenna Bush shocker picture being false and edited, so I contacted George to settle this. His response is that picture of Jenna was in fact untouched according to his reliable sources. George tells me that Jenna regularly throws up the shocker! He actually encourages her and asks her to do it at political events because it takes some of the spotlight off him.

68 comments:

-Papa said...

"Y'all were really busting my balls..,"
What kind, football, volleyball, baseball? For the love of mike Jenny, sound off like you got a pair! ;P

Cappy said...

Cool. Every time you vote for Bush, a Penguin molests a Kitten.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Remember when Nixon did his own version of the shocker?? He held up two fingersin the form of a 'V' - supposedly for "Victory" but we know what he really meant.

On the other hand, Clinton preferred to use his thumb.

Dan said...

That's a good daddy coming to his daughter's defense. Good for him! :)

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

I think you must be right.
It all makes sense.

Mike M said...

I LOVE IT!!!!!

zen wizard said...

C'mon--the tip of his finger is a different color than the rest of his hand.

Somebody took a picture of a dead guy's hand in a morgue or something and pasted it on to Dubya's.

And I have seen the original "shocker," and I'm telling ya it's the Texas Longhorns sign.

Dubya does that every once in a while, too.

I mean, I don't think there IS a sign for a Braniac school like UC/Berkeley, 'cause everyone is too much of a Brainiac to sit around making up hand signs and stupid shit like that.

captain corky said...

Can I call you woman too, woman?

Yoda said...

Did you hear about his latest gaffe? He totally reverted the meaning of the word 'amnesty' and said to a crowd that the new bill in Senate would give amnesty to illegals ;-)

What an idiot.

Thomas said...

What picture are you referring to?

Helping you along to 79 comments, btw.

Keshi said...

Never seen Mr.Bush that relaxed b4 LOL!

Keshi.

Michael C said...

I wonder if it was his press agent's idea. Those guys are super clever...

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

To really be "the shocker," doesn't the thumb need to be up to tickle the twzat? I mean, she's got the two in the pink and one in the stink covered, but . . .

Heart Of Darkness said...

Whoa, now there's a family in charge you don't wanna mess with! LOL

RAFFI said...

dubya doesn't need to put his middle finger up to express what he's been doing to our world for the past six years.

Nocturnal said...

If your inbred, your in.

I'm so happy I'm from Cali and went to college.

Gorilla Bananas said...

Jenna Bush is a buxom wench and it's about time someone played with her bush.

Em said...

Is Bush not dead yet..... :(

SMARTBuddy said...

Id never seen or heard of the shocker! Its an education, and I thank you- ill try and get people doing it down the pub..

Fever Dog said...

I heard he likes Jenna to flash the goods to take the spotlight off him, and if it's a really bad week for him, he gets the girls to do their skank routine in public.

Hammer said...

I need to remember to do the shocker in the next family reunion photos

honkeie2 said...

How could someone with the last name of 'Bush' not throw up the shocker during every photo op?

Jenny! said...

Papa:
Who's Mike and why should I love him???

Jenny! said...

Cappy:
That is so sad...poor Penguin's being forced to molest pussys!

Jenny! said...

Mighty Dyckerson:
Clinton was one sick fucker! Nixon on the other hand, he could use that V on me!

Jenny! said...

Dan:
That's what fathers are supposed to do...defend their daughters sexual exploits and use it to their advantage!

Jenny! said...

Crushed by Ingsoc:
Totally makes sense! And, I am alwasy right!

Jenny! said...

Mike M:
Me too!

Jenny! said...

Zen:
I know that the pictures are fake...but I still think it's fun! People at the Brainiac schools are also to busy to have fun and fuck!

Jenny! said...

Captain:
You can call me whatever you want..."woman" would be totally hot though!

Jenny! said...

Yoda:
Shocking...Bush fucking up the English language...no, never!

Jenny! said...

Thomas:
Thanks dude! I posted a pic of Jenna Bush flashing the shocker sign a few posts back...people were giving me shit b/c it was edidted (duh)!

Jenny! said...

Keshi:
He was smoking some dope before that picture was taken!

Jenny! said...

Michael C:
Sneaky bastards!

Jenny! said...

Dr. Noisewater:
Yes having the thumb extended is an added bonus...some people just aren't that talented!

Jenny! said...

Heart of Darkness:
I prefer this family over the cum stain family!

Jenny! said...

Raffi:
I bet you would like you use your middle finger on him!!!

Jenny! said...

Nocturnal:
In's better than out!!!

Jenny! said...

Gorilla:
I am sure that theres been plenty of play done in Jenna's bush!

Jenny! said...

Em:
Nope, still alive and pissing people off!

Jenny! said...

Smartbuddy:
Yes, please do that in the pub...and take pictures!

Jenny! said...

Fever Dog:
He routinly buys them kegs and gives them his car keys to drive home too!

Jenny! said...

Hammer:
That would be classic! Please do!

Jenny! said...

Honkeie2:
Its mandatory that they be obnoxious and flip the bird or flash the shocker!

NamesAreHardToPick said...

That is the coolest thing W has ever done.

Jenny! said...

Namesarehardtopick:
I know...he is so fricking hot!

zen wizard said...

Well, I wish I would have gone to Brandeis University with the Brainiacs, because what I learned at the Big Ten--like how to count to ten, and how to make a beer bong--ain't turnin' out to be too lucrative.

Kelly said...

this is the best way I have seen him recover from not knowing what to say.

Jenny! said...

Zen:
You know how to make a beer bong??? Kick ass!

Jenny! said...

Kelly:
If only he did that everytime...it would be wildly entertaining!

Brian in Oxford said...

Jenna to daddy:

"Can't you do ANYTHING right?"

Jenny! said...

Brian in Oxford:
Oh, shit...that was good!

Sassy Blondie said...

Jenny, your obvious preoccupation with the Bush twins and the Shocker concern me.

mutleythedog said...

Its a good thing you have done Jenny... a good thing.. and I don't care what the others say.

The inside of me said...

I love this stuff, I wish they could have fit Hillery into the picture. I know that is who he was pointing at.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Well in this case.

Other ideas of late.... Hmmm.

Especially ones involving Bush.

Jenny! said...

Inside of Me:
He would totally give it to Hil! And I would love to watch!

Jenny! said...

Crushed by Ingsoc:
You know you like it!

Mike said...

What do you mean you "who am I?" and why should you love me? You've told me countless times how much you love me, how much I mean to you and that I'm not just a bipedal hunk of man meat. You've hurt me Jenny!, you've cut me so deep, I'll never play music again! :(

-Papa said...

I think you've got Mike to go off the deep end. (((Sigh))) So much drama..,

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Your Bush/Blair idea?

Or we back to PVC?

Jenny! said...

Mike:
Sorry that you can't play music ever again...it's probably better this way...you weren't that good!

Jenny! said...

Papa:
One less weirdo!

Jenny! said...

Crushed:
I know you like the PVC...but does the Bush/Blair thing do it for you too???

The inside of me said...

Now wouldn't that be a naughty little scene. Maybe Bill could watch too. He could say "here GB try a cigar."

Jenny! said...

Inside of Me:
I would smoke his cigar!

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Hate to say, No.

Any more PVC related ideas?

The inside of me said...

I would smoke one of his used cigars but not after H used it.