Baby...What's Your Sign?

Please read your horoscope provided by some random website below...then read my take (***) on your sex style!

VIRGO - The One that Waits

Dominant in relationships. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only.

*** Plays the coy virginal character in public but is into S&M, costumes and PVC! Very skilled in tantric sex.

SCORPIO - The Addict

EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring.

*** The missionary position is favored due to lack of raw creativity, but if giving the right amount of rohypnol...can turn into a sexual beast that can go all night!

LIBRA - The Lame One

Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However not the kind of person you wanna mess with...you might end up crying.

*** The pushover who likes to be peed and pooped on but if you do this after eating corn, you will get your ass beat! They also enjoy DVDA.

ARIES - The Liar

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud.

*** Demands oral sex forcefully and will scream obscene phrases loudly while reaching climax! They wrote the Kama Sutra!

AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water

Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.

*** They enjoy shower sex but only anal with the lights on! They are also game for all water sports and quickies.

GEMINI - Irresistible

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in the you know where... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

*** The cocktease or pussytease that will come back to bite you when they find that you have gone to seek ass elsewhere!

LEO - The Lion

Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Sexy. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found.

*** The one that will eat you alive and suck you dry while dominating you! Will talk dirty incessantly unless something is shoved in their mouths to shut them up!

CANCER - The Cutie

MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.

*** The self-service climaxer that uses regular household items and plays shy when with others, very good at taint play!

PISCES - The Partner for Life

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always lets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

*** Always giggles and laughs while fucking, occasionally farts while out of control! Also, makes faces during sex that can be scary if the room is well lit.

CAPRICORN - The Passionate

Lover. Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.

*** Likes to be tied up and dominated, enjoys calling people "master" and asks for spankings!

TAURUS - The Tramp

Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!

*** Gets off on public sex especially in dirty bar bathrooms and enjoys wearing other gender's undergarments!

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One

Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet!

*** The slut that will do whatever you ask! Very good tongue techniques!